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 Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:06 am
I got a girl with hazel eyes and blonde hair (which I don't have!), the father is the Pope! And she weighs 16 lbs, 11 oz. I have the fattest baby here!
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:11 am
OMGWTFBBQ Teh Pope is breeding!!!111oneoneone eek
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:26 am
"No pregnancy detected "<******** YES!
Re-test:
Girl. ******** hell. Brown hair hazel eyes, and 14lbs 12oz. s**t, my brother and I combined weighed less than that at birth.
Janet Reno
stare
I'd ******** Bill Clinton.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:39 am
Asexual Enya, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 7 oz and have black hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The Neighbor Kid
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
Oh, my, this doesn't sound as if it will be an easy pregnancy -- I cannot imagine hauling that much extra weight around with me (I currently weigh 120 pounds). Oh, and my 26 inch hips probably aren't conducive to any birth, let alone a 14-pounder.
And, I always knew it was The Neighbor Kid -- a mother always knows.
rofl
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:03 am
It's A Girl!
Tingilyaë, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 1 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Who the heck is that PeeWee guy? I've never heard of him before.
Explains the black hair and brown eyes though.. ninja
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:42 am
Regina, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
Ralph Nader
This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?
Regina, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 16 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find outBoss Hogg
You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).
Wt none of these look like me. I have red hair and brown eyes
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:05 pm
It's A Boy! LadyInWhite, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 2 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! ((Whoa. How'd they know i have red hair?)) The Father: Boss Hogg You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war). ((LIKE EWWWWW)) Picks another Father:  The Neighbor Kid Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . . ((HELL YEAH! LOL)) BIRTH CERTIFICATE:
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:05 pm
Lupine, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 11 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Freakish. My kid looks absolutely nothing like me. Or her daddy. (Arnold Schwarzenegger gonk )
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:19 pm
rofl Apparently I'm having a blue-eyed blonde boy with Bill Clinton.
His name is also supposedly "Gavin Kyle." rofl
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:28 pm
I'm going have a little white kid named Cameron Jack with the pope.
YAY! I brought down the Catholic Church! I'd like to thank my sluthood, without which this would not be possible.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:41 pm
Nethilia I'm going have a little white kid named Cameron Jack with the pope. YAY! I brought down the Catholic Church! I'd like to thank my sluthood, without which this would not be possible. lol. Congratz.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:54 pm
Nethilia I'm going have a little white kid named Cameron Jack with the pope. YAY! I brought down the Catholic Church! I'd like to thank my sluthood, without which this would not be possible. Wait a minute... *rips off the mask* You're a WHITE WOMAN! And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that horny pope.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:01 pm
It's a boy!Krista, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out. Who's the Daddy?PeeWee Herman Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:39 pm
Heh!
Come on, ABORTION BUS EXPRESS! Hop on, we'll run over those protestors (so your pretty delicate eyes won't have to deal with them) and drop you off, right in the safety of the waiting room.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:21 pm
Oh God. I'm going to vomit. I had sex with Bill O' Reilly! gonk
I think I'm going to die. emo
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