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 Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:53 pm
PhantomoftheFox Why don't I like Gerard Butler? I can't really name one thing that puts me off entirely. It's more an assortment of little things that just grind my nerves... We do not like his voice so rough We do not like his chest so buff We do not like the way he prances We do not like his spandex pantses We do not like his poofy shirt And how we hates that stupid smirk! We do not like his shiny hair We do not like lack his lack of flair Or how he throws around his cape (Hey, Gerry! Take a clue from Snape!) We do not like him here nor there We do not like him anywhere We do not like the Scottish man That's why we second Uta-san 3nodding Lord of the Rings and Dr. Seuss are bad for me... *cough* And all I can say to that is... now you see why I want to marry you so terribly.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:04 pm
PhantomoftheFox Why don't I like Gerard Butler? I can't really name one thing that puts me off entirely. It's more an assortment of little things that just grind my nerves... We do not like his voice so rough We do not like his chest so buff We do not like the way he prances We do not like his spandex pantses We do not like his poofy shirt And how we hates that stupid smirk! We do not like his shiny hair We do not like lack his lack of flair Or how he throws around his cape (Hey, Gerry! Take a clue from Snape!) We do not like him here nor there We do not like him anywhere We do not like the Scottish man That's why we second Uta-san 3nodding Lord of the Rings and Dr. Seuss are bad for me... *cough*
Notes:
1) his shiny hair is a WIG
2) Poofy shirt was a costume, as were the pants (it's called SPANISH style)
3) his smirk is perfectly obnoxious, as it should be
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:13 pm
Just because those things are part of a costume doesn't mean we can't hate them.
And why should his smirk be obnoxious?
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:46 am
Let's also notice that you weren't defending any of the other things Fox wrote. Don't have a defense for those?
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:47 pm
PhantomoftheFox Why don't I like Gerard Butler? I can't really name one thing that puts me off entirely. It's more an assortment of little things that just grind my nerves... We do not like his voice so rough We do not like his chest so buff We do not like the way he prances We do not like his spandex pantses We do not like his poofy shirt And how we hates that stupid smirk! We do not like his shiny hair We do not like lack his lack of flair Or how he throws around his cape (Hey, Gerry! Take a clue from Snape!) We do not like him here nor there We do not like him anywhere We do not like the Scottish man That's why we second Uta-san 3nodding Lord of the Rings and Dr. Seuss are bad for me... *cough* Wow. That was really funny. rofl
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:54 pm
Love the poem, Fox. The only thing I wouldn't agree with is the cape thing. I personally love teh swishesness. To each their own.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:15 pm
Gerard Butler was the first Phantom I saw. I first HEARD Michael Crawford, but I'm NOT a fan of his voice at all. However, I also enjoyed John Cudia when I saw him on stage.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:45 pm
chichirismuse Gerard Butler was the first Phantom I saw. I first HEARD Michael Crawford, but I'm NOT a fan of his voice at all. However, I also enjoyed John Cudia when I saw him on stage. Why not? *haunts with Michael Crawford's voice* I like his voice. *shrugs* I am a bit hyper though so that is the reason for the haunting. xD
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:02 pm
PhantomoftheFox Why don't I like Gerard Butler? I can't really name one thing that puts me off entirely. It's more an assortment of little things that just grind my nerves... We do not like his voice so rough We do not like his chest so buff We do not like the way he prances We do not like his spandex pantses We do not like his poofy shirt And how we hates that stupid smirk! We do not like his shiny hair We do not like lack his lack of flair Or how he throws around his cape (Hey, Gerry! Take a clue from Snape!) We do not like him here nor there We do not like him anywhere We do not like the Scottish man That's why we second Uta-san 3nodding Lord of the Rings and Dr. Seuss are bad for me... *cough* I think I love you : D
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:11 pm
IlovetheAngelofMusic chichirismuse Gerard Butler was the first Phantom I saw. I first HEARD Michael Crawford, but I'm NOT a fan of his voice at all. However, I also enjoyed John Cudia when I saw him on stage. Why not? *haunts with Michael Crawford's voice* I like his voice. *shrugs* I am a bit hyper though so that is the reason for the haunting. xD I won't call the Ghostbusters then blaugh
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:02 pm
Siea PhantomoftheFox Why don't I like Gerard Butler? I can't really name one thing that puts me off entirely. It's more an assortment of little things that just grind my nerves... We do not like his voice so rough We do not like his chest so buff We do not like the way he prances We do not like his spandex pantses We do not like his poofy shirt And how we hates that stupid smirk! We do not like his shiny hair We do not like lack his lack of flair Or how he throws around his cape (Hey, Gerry! Take a clue from Snape!) We do not like him here nor there We do not like him anywhere We do not like the Scottish man That's why we second Uta-san 3nodding Lord of the Rings and Dr. Seuss are bad for me... *cough* I think I love you : D Back off. *Hiss* He's mine. xd
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:08 pm
Heh...Fox might want to be worried. He's accumulating crazy phangirls of his own.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:32 am
Erik's gonna be SO jealous of Fox blaugh
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:12 pm
Well, I had him first.
And a lot of people think we should be married.
So...there are more crazy phangirls than Siea and myself, I take it?
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:58 pm
PhantomoftheFox Why don't I like Gerard Butler? I can't really name one thing that puts me off entirely. It's more an assortment of little things that just grind my nerves... We do not like his voice so rough We do not like his chest so buff We do not like the way he prances We do not like his spandex pantses We do not like his poofy shirt And how we hates that stupid smirk! We do not like his shiny hair We do not like lack his lack of flair Or how he throws around his cape (Hey, Gerry! Take a clue from Snape!) We do not like him here nor there We do not like him anywhere We do not like the Scottish man That's why we second Uta-san 3nodding Lord of the Rings and Dr. Seuss are bad for me... *cough* ...I bow down to you, Fox-sempai.
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