Disclaimer: This is certainly not that educational.
1) The law of conservation = karma. A hell lot of bad karma.
2) Roze is every Mary-sue's dream come true.
3) If you're a girl and your close to two brothers, they are sure to fight over you. (See Winry, Roze and Lust's human version)
4) People with tattoos are heretics... and they look damn ugly when they grow old.
5) Dante enjoys showing us her rotting cleavage.
6) Gluttony without the tattoo is a fat, hungry monster. Lust without a tattoo is probably a hentai character.
7) Wrath is now the Fullmetal Homonculus.
8 ) Envy is the source of our green eyed-monster.
9) When he stopped being cool, Envy just annoys the hell out of me.
10) If Hohemheim of Light didn't come to our world, we wouldn't have Paracelsus which is one guy less to study in our exams.
11) Never ever give a boy a lock of your hair!
12) Anyone could be Pride. Hell, Pride sounds like my uncle. He looks like my uncle without the beer belly. Oh my god, my uncles a homonculus!
13) Riza Hawkeye still shocks me when she's not in military uniform.
14) All dogs in FMA are black and white... except for Alexander.
15) Shou Tucker created the first chobit.
16) Al doesn't take a bath and therefore he is stinky.
17) Armstrong is the most "charismatic" person in the show. Look at my muscles and obey!
18 ) Havoc will never have Armstrong's sister. But his fat red-headed comrade probably has a chance.
19) The Rockbell house will someday be a refuge to orphans, single women and their babies.
20) All female characters in FMA have tattoos right above their breasts. Why couldn't they have it laced in a normal part... like the arm or something.
21) Never ever mess with Roy Mustang.
22) HUGHES LIVES ON!!! *sob* HUGHES!!!
23) Ethanol dissolves faster than water.
24) Sloth is not a giant slime pool, she's made of good old H20. An easier way to kill her is to drink her but then... that isn't a cool way to die.
25) Scar is just so damn unlucky.
26) People who wear lots of perfume actually have rotting souls, and rotting souls stink!
27) 15 marks is too expensive for an apple.
28 ) All alchemists are good artists, otherwise they would have really ugly transmutation circles.
29) Havoc is just plain unlucky with girls.
30) And it's all Roy's fault.
31) Riza shoots because she cares.
32) Ed is short because his automail is too heavy. And damn, I know milk doesn't help because why am I still so damn short?!
33) Martel's fate is inevitable. May it be in the manga or in the anime, she will always die in Al's body.
34) Sexy stretcheable girls dig controling Al's body from the inside. (Geez, doesn't that sound perverted.)
35) DANTE IS A MORON!
36) Apples are the standard hospital fruit, no matter what anime you watch.
37) Being an Armstrong is a double-edged sword. You get to learn lots of great skills, unfortunately you're a freak of nature.
38 ) The judges in the State Alchemist exam all love falling pink flower petals. Oooh... how pretty.
39) Roy x Riza is the only stable non-married FMA pairing.
40) There is still no FMA yaoi!
41) Reviving the dead is never a good idea.
42) All gravestones look the same.
43) Homonculus are there to teach the masses about the evils of the Philosopher's Stone.
44) Everytime you fix a broken radio by putting together it's broken parts with alchemy, somebody dies.
45) Inside your father's safe is his skull.
46) Never use Edward Elric's name to borrow money.
47) All little brothers are whiney.
48 ) All little brothers look like Al.
49) Lots of evil black unborn babies shall suck up your soul in the gate.
50) Beyond the gate is anime-land! WHEEEEE!!! *formulates a plan to draw pentelpen alcemist circles on her baby nephew to cross the gate to anime-land*
And finally...
Somewhere beyond the gate in the world of FMA, there is an equally insane girl who's probably annoying the hell out of everyone with a similar list in the form of anonymous publication...
