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 Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:29 am
I really dont find this very embarrassing, but I guess some people in the same situation would have died.
You see, me and my boyfriend were having sex, no blankets, butt nekid xd . And my Momma walked in! Earlier, while we were doing it, i accidently knocked the phone off the hook, and my phones loud so i guess she heard it. But anyways, she walked in and with my cat like reflexes i covered him up! And when she realized what we were doing she says 'Oh sorry' and walks right out. xd
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:55 am
First time I had my period, I was on a coach with 50 other girls. On a 16 hour journey. And I was wearing white trousers. And our destination was a watersports camp. Yeah, that was fun.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:29 am
Vanilla Pod First time I had my period, I was on a coach with 50 other girls. On a 16 hour journey. And I was wearing white trousers. And our destination was a watersports camp. Yeah, that was fun. Poor you... *pats your head*
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:56 am
Nikolita Vanilla Pod First time I had my period, I was on a coach with 50 other girls. On a 16 hour journey. And I was wearing white trousers. And our destination was a watersports camp. Yeah, that was fun. Poor you... *pats your head* At least she wasn't leading a bunch of boyscouts....O_o
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:26 pm
Vanilla Pod First time I had my period, I was on a coach with 50 other girls. On a 16 hour journey. And I was wearing white trousers. And our destination was a watersports camp. Yeah, that was fun. Atleast there were plenty of girls to explain. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 8:54 am
I guess this is really the only real experience I've had close to this, and I found it hilarious. But. It works.
So. The day before this happened, I had been a naughty little girl, and had been in the theatre with my boyfriend. Things got.. Frisky, and I gave him a handjob. (Ah, to be young and hormonal...) Anyway, some got in my hair, and on his sweatshirt. (>.< wink
Well, I went home, took a shower, etc. The next day, I had been cold and so my boy gave me his sweatshirt. Yeah. The same one. >.<; So I was just holding onto it, and my friend (who was also my ex) was all "...What's that on the sweatshirt?" "....Toothpaste?" "....It doesn't look like toothpaste." "...Maybe you should taste it."
...And he did. Only to respond "...That isn't toothpaste."
I found it hilarious.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 11:39 am
rurounikitsune89 Vanilla Pod First time I had my period, I was on a coach with 50 other girls. On a 16 hour journey. And I was wearing white trousers. And our destination was a watersports camp. Yeah, that was fun. Atleast there were plenty of girls to explain. sweatdrop Ah, I was well aware of what was going on so therefore didn't mention it rolleyes Toothpaste! Oh dear. Hehe.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 11:57 am
Bah I haven't stuck one in here in awhile...
My boyfriend and I were having our fun a week or so ago, and he came inside me. Well he kept going, and was having his fun from behind... then I queefed. xd Totally killed the mood. redface We both burst out laughing and had to stop because I was bright red and trying not to move, and he was just enjoying the humor (from his POV) in the situation.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:32 pm
Tia Wanna I guess this is really the only real experience I've had close to this, and I found it hilarious. But. It works. So. The day before this happened, I had been a naughty little girl, and had been in the theatre with my boyfriend. Things got.. Frisky, and I gave him a handjob. (Ah, to be young and hormonal...) Anyway, some got in my hair, and on his sweatshirt. (>.< wink Well, I went home, took a shower, etc. The next day, I had been cold and so my boy gave me his sweatshirt. Yeah. The same one. >.<; So I was just holding onto it, and my friend (who was also my ex) was all "...What's that on the sweatshirt?" "....Toothpaste?" "....It doesn't look like toothpaste." "...Maybe you should taste it." ...And he did. Only to respond "...That isn't toothpaste." I found it hilarious.
My embarassing experience (my first one actually) was about a month ago. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I was so into it, not thinking about anything else... not even realizing my tummy getting kinda bubbly inside... ninja Then, right when I was juuust about to peak, I pushed just a little and when I came... a fart flipped out as well. redface It wasn't even a nice quiet slip it was like... loud and almost rumbly. I laughed for about ten minutes straight, my face was redder than red could be! Even when I "calmed down" and he tried to go again I was struck with the giggles... hehe... that annoyed him after the 3rd time, but I really couldn't help it.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:41 pm
Nikolita Bah I haven't stuck one in here in awhile... My boyfriend and I were having our fun a week or so ago, and he came inside me. Well he kept going, and was having his fun from behind... then I queefed. xd Totally killed the mood. redface We both burst out laughing and had to stop because I was bright red and trying not to move, and he was just enjoying the humor (from his POV) in the situation. Hahaha....I have had that exact same situation..only...when I did, I was all "excuse me" and he was all "no problem" and we just kept going. NOTHING CAN SPOIL THE MOOD FOR US! xd
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 12:37 am
Oni-Angel Nikolita Bah I haven't stuck one in here in awhile... My boyfriend and I were having our fun a week or so ago, and he came inside me. Well he kept going, and was having his fun from behind... then I queefed. xd Totally killed the mood. redface We both burst out laughing and had to stop because I was bright red and trying not to move, and he was just enjoying the humor (from his POV) in the situation. Hahaha....I have had that exact same situation..only...when I did, I was all "excuse me" and he was all "no problem" and we just kept going. NOTHING CAN SPOIL THE MOOD FOR US! xd Hahahha well my boyfriend and I are very well-educated about sex, so we both knew what it was, but we were both laughing so hard we kinda had to stop... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 1:58 am
ALRIGHT ON WEDNESDAY (I HAVE NOTHING TO DO ON WEDNESDAY FOR SOME REASON) MY MUM WENT OUT SHOPPING AND I WAS IN THE HOUSE ALONE........
SO I GO ONLINE
I START TO TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND
AND SHE ASKS WHO IS IN
I SAY NO ONE
SO I CALL HER
WE CARRY ON TALKING GET MORE AND ORE R-RATED AS WE GO ALONG
THEN IT TURNS INTO PHONE SEX (I AM LAYING ON MY FRONT ROOM FLOOR WITH MY BLANKET OVER ME AT THIS POINT)
SO ANYWAY
I AM JUST ABOUT TO EJACULATE WHEN I HEAR MY MUM COME IN (SHE HATES MY GIRLFRIEND)
SO I SAY GOOD BYE REALLY QUICKLY SLAM THE PHONE DOWN PULL UP MY TROUSERS AS I AM UNDER THE BLANKET (ALL IN ABOUT 3 SECONDS)
JUST AS MY MUM WALKS IN SHE ASKS WHAT I WAS DOING
OUT OF NO WHERE I SAY........
"I AM TRYING TO SLEEP IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE
I HAVE DONE THE DINNING ROOM
KITCHEN
AND MY BED ROOM SO FAR"
AND SHE KEPT ON ASKING WHO WAS ON TRHE PHONE
AND I KEEP ON TELLING HER IT WAS DAVE
BUT SHE DOES NOT BELIVE ME
I AM NOT SURE IF I GOT COAUGHT OR NOT
BUT IT IS MORE THAN LIKLEY I DID mrgreen
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:06 am
INTERWIZZ9000 ALRIGHT ON WEDNESDAY (I HAVE NOTHING TO DO ON WEDNESDAY FOR SOME REASON) MY MUM WENT OUT SHOPPING AND I WAS IN THE HOUSE ALONE........ SO I GO ONLINE I START TO TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE ASKS WHO IS IN I SAY NO ONE SO I CALL HER WE CARRY ON TALKING GET MORE AND ORE R-RATED AS WE GO ALONG THEN IT TURNS INTO PHONE SEX (I AM LAYING ON MY FRONT ROOM FLOOR WITH MY BLANKET OVER ME AT THIS POINT) SO ANYWAY I AM JUST ABOUT TO EJACULATE WHEN I HEAR MY MUM COME IN (SHE HATES MY GIRLFRIEND) SO I SAY GOOD BYE REALLY QUICKLY SLAM THE PHONE DOWN PULL UP MY TROUSERS AS I AM UNDER THE BLANKET (ALL IN ABOUT 3 SECONDS) JUST AS MY MUM WALKS IN SHE ASKS WHAT I WAS DOING OUT OF NO WHERE I SAY........ "I AM TRYING TO SLEEP IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE I HAVE DONE THE DINNING ROOM KITCHEN AND MY BED ROOM SO FAR" AND SHE KEPT ON ASKING WHO WAS ON TRHE PHONE AND I KEEP ON TELLING HER IT WAS DAVE BUT SHE DOES NOT BELIVE ME I AM NOT SURE IF I GOT COAUGHT OR NOT BUT IT IS MORE THAN LIKLEY I DID mrgreen Heh, I hope you didn't get caught. sweatdrop Hopefully she won't ask you about it? And that was a weird comment you told her - I hope she didn't take that the wrong way. xd
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 4:37 am
Nikolita INTERWIZZ9000 ALRIGHT ON WEDNESDAY (I HAVE NOTHING TO DO ON WEDNESDAY FOR SOME REASON) MY MUM WENT OUT SHOPPING AND I WAS IN THE HOUSE ALONE........ SO I GO ONLINE I START TO TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE ASKS WHO IS IN I SAY NO ONE SO I CALL HER WE CARRY ON TALKING GET MORE AND ORE R-RATED AS WE GO ALONG THEN IT TURNS INTO PHONE SEX (I AM LAYING ON MY FRONT ROOM FLOOR WITH MY BLANKET OVER ME AT THIS POINT) SO ANYWAY I AM JUST ABOUT TO EJACULATE WHEN I HEAR MY MUM COME IN (SHE HATES MY GIRLFRIEND) SO I SAY GOOD BYE REALLY QUICKLY SLAM THE PHONE DOWN PULL UP MY TROUSERS AS I AM UNDER THE BLANKET (ALL IN ABOUT 3 SECONDS) JUST AS MY MUM WALKS IN SHE ASKS WHAT I WAS DOING OUT OF NO WHERE I SAY........ "I AM TRYING TO SLEEP IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE I HAVE DONE THE DINNING ROOM KITCHEN AND MY BED ROOM SO FAR" AND SHE KEPT ON ASKING WHO WAS ON TRHE PHONE AND I KEEP ON TELLING HER IT WAS DAVE BUT SHE DOES NOT BELIVE ME I AM NOT SURE IF I GOT COAUGHT OR NOT BUT IT IS MORE THAN LIKLEY I DID mrgreen Heh, I hope you didn't get caught. sweatdrop Hopefully she won't ask you about it? And that was a weird comment you told her - I hope she didn't take that the wrong way. xd I DO NOT CARE IF I GOT COUGHT REALLY EVEN IF I DID SHE WILL NEVER EVER BRING IT UP SO IT DOES NOT MAKE A DIFFERANCE TO ME I ALWAYS SAY STUPID STUFF TO HER AND I ALWAYS USE DAVE LIKE IF SHE SAYS ............... "GUESS WHO IS COING OVER" "DAVE?????" "NO" "AWWWWWW WHY NOT?" I COULD GO ON BUT IT IS NOT RELEVANT mrgreen INFACT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I AM NOT RELEVANT eek I AM NOT GOING TO GET PREGNANT ANY TIME SOON AND MY GIRL FRIEND IS 3000 MILES AWAY SO I DO NOT THINK I AM GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET HER PREGNANT ANY TIME SOON crying
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:53 am
I find it quite sexy, myself. But maybe that's just a strange fetish. O-o
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