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ochimaru

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:15 am


Spiritis
Wise....Cliche and old. Potato potato.


I'm not sure if I should be flattered or offended.

I think you and I should make a roadtrip to Wisconsin and make a porno on Sanders bed. Maybe while he's sleeping? That would be damn funny... and a porn plot I've never seen before. rofl

Not only that... but since he doesn't come here, we can plot against him all day long. xd
PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:30 pm


I would be disappointed if he slept through it. >_< Maybe poke him a few times with love wand #2.

He doesn't have an invite. xd He never asked.

Spiritis
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ochimaru

PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:58 am


He might consider it sacrelidge. You know he's one of Two Tone's devout followers, don't you? lolz.

And with that guy... ya never know... he probably wouldn't even acknowledge we were getting busy on his bed even if he woke up. He'd be too scared. I seriously wonder about that guy's sexuality sometimes. What guy isn't a perv??
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:46 pm


>_< I'm kind of surprised he was picked as Vice Capin', Sander said he and Two Tone never really got along. And something about him being arrogant...I think. >_<

Nha, he's probably calmly tab you on the shoulder and tell you to get out of his bed...Or sniff your jacket.
I'm not really sure. I've been pervy with him tons of times and he kinded seizes up and changes the subject.

Spiritis
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ochimaru

PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:32 pm


That's true. I think Two Tone picked Sander b/c Sander is the most active and the most neutral. And Two Tone is all about neutrality. Meanwhile, I feel like the stoner extremist of the group. heh. I chat with Two Tone on IM frequently as well... although, haven't much this summer since he hasn't had regular access.

It's freakin hillarious when you perv on Sander, cuz he acts like such a little weenie brat about it. lolz. Weenie brat... not sure if that's polish sausage or a cheese brat. We should barbecue 'im! xd
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:59 pm


Most active, fo' sho'. I don't think he gets angry with anything. I know, I've tried. Well, you're our favorite extremist if it makes you feel any better.

You shoulda seen him in the PM's. It was baaad.

Spiritis
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ochimaru

PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:24 pm


Spiritis
Most active, fo' sho'. I don't think he gets angry with anything. I know, I've tried. Well, you're our favorite extremist if it makes you feel any better.

You shoulda seen him in the PM's. It was baaad.


I've never seen him angry. Although he's obviously getting annoyed with my a*****e routine. It just baffles the hell out of me how he wants to be 'unappealling.' I realize he's not gay (or so he says), but seems like he was kicked in the balls too hard or maybe abused or something. Definitely has some relationship issues. Although, I know the right girl will come along and coax him out of his slump. Otherwise, he'll turn into an ultra-nerdy hermit like my dad.

Aww... sometimes I feel like I'm a bit too overwhelming on the guild. Partly b/c I seem to be the last person to have responded to everything at all times. Damn that 130 wpm! xd But I certainly feel like I'm part of 'the gang.' A feeling I don't have the luxury of IRL anymore. sweatdrop

O RLY? Bad as in how? Not perversely, I'm assuming? And you shoulda seen ME in PM's. Yeah... I'm tame in the guilds. twisted
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:50 am


He doesn't have the mental capacity to get angry. mad And thats really annoying....Well, he says hes so shy because the other kiddies at school wouldn't play nice with him. Boo hoo. rolleyes They beat the back bone right out of him. Considering he already lives in the country, I'd say hes half way hermit already.

Don't rub it in.

Maybe you should "PM" me sometime. wink

Spiritis
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ochimaru

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:40 am


Sanders seems like he'd be a great friend IRL, though... despite his shyness and lack of anger or perversity. With all my friends, we pretend to not be pervy... but I think we all know the truth. Then again, I'm probably the biggest perv in the bunch. But do you think just by knowing where the free porn sites are it makes me a bigger perv than those who do not? xd

*rubs it in with some massage oil*

Maybe I will!! But you might like it too much... or I might get slapped. Then again, I might like getting slapped. *slaps your a*** xd
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:05 pm


Yeah, once you take away his hat, dark glasses and drag him by the hair out of his house.......Free porn <3 ....Huh..Did you say something?

Ah.....Little to the left.

Careful what you wish for, Ochi. *n****e pinch.*

Spiritis
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ochimaru

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:39 pm


ha ha! he does seem like an introverted hermit, huh? Well, I used to live in the country, and it is a bleak and lonely existance. That is... unless you have some good company to roll in the hay with. xd Um, yes... I said FREE PORN!! GET YOUR FREE PORN!!!

*rubs a little to the left... then a little lower... and a little lower...* twisted

I wish for everything and always get nothing, so my wishes have gotten pretty wild and careless. *big grin... and returns the pinch*
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:53 pm


You get a lot though. I've always wanted to go away to the country for a while with Brit (My lez lover. xd ) and just chill. Nobody around to tell you to turn your music down (We like it loud. wink ) and we could sleep on the roof in a tent. whee Of course, we'd need a computer for FREE PORN.

But...I don't want a foot rub! I'm tickleish!

Hey, careful with those. *Tacklepin.*

Spiritis
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ochimaru

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:49 pm


True... the solitude WAS nice. And random sudden campouts were common. Especially if you could somehow sneak away or have a friend drop by. But in the country... without a car... that's rare. Mmm... and wi-fi baby! Wi-fi on the farm is portable porn. xd

*tickle tickle bite*

*ish pinned... then does a kungfu body squirm and rolls on top of you* Ha ha!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:05 pm


And I hear the stars are nice. But really, I just want to climb trees. xd (That wasn't supposed to sound dirty.) Wi-fi?

Sadly, this is the part where I would probably kick you in the face by mistake. sweatdrop xd

I think you cheat. You aren't supposed to use your kungfu this way. But you have deafeated me. Go on, have your way. cool

Spiritis
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ochimaru

PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:37 am


Oh, you're right... the stars are really easy to see in the countryside. No city lights to dilute the starlight. Oh, and EVERYBODY wants to climb me... so don't worry. lolz. wi-fi... wireless fidelity... um, it's a short way of saying "wireless."

That's okay, I was prepared for the kick. *bites onto foot and holds on for dear life*

woo-hoo!! well, I think I will then. First, I need to properly measure your sweater puppies. I don't comprehend numbers and letters... I only know one measurement system. *tries to fit one in my mouth* twisted
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