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Things I have learned by playing Disgaea.

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Sparksol

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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:20 pm

THURSDAY

Always listen to a hot babe. That's the law.

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:08 am

rofl that peinguins are awsome as demons
and angels are airhead lovemongers rofl

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meromerorey

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:10 pm

ninjas rule...they are like jesus.....only that they fight with weapons instead of huge bolts of holy light like he does....well.....ok....if you can teach a ninja that then he is like jesus......wow.....ninjas rule......they are like jesus......etc..etc....etc

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:13 pm

i need more ninjas on my 10 man team.....im currently in progress with two

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:15 pm

i need more ninjas...im in the progress of getting 2

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:02 am

... exclaim I learned to be careful around the penguins at Sea World =O. The sign says don't throw food at them. ninja ... Even if they are arrow Hungry domokun

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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:43 pm

i learned that the prinny god is a pansy when compared to the uber prinny. see gods arn't so tuff.

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:01 pm

I learned that your party members can die by prinny... after I stupidly killed them about a hundred times.

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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:10 am

Sorry this one is late(new here)

I have tried lauphing like them, my mom gave me a weird look and my little siblings started crying!

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:59 pm

Rising_Force

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Ninjas are so badass that, not only can they move faster and jump higher than anyone else, they can also: Avoid a nuclear strike,fly, move faster than the eye can follow, and breathe in a vaccum.

Don't forget.. that Ninja's dodge so much they don't like to be healed by their own team mates. sweatdrop

I HATE THAT! MY NINJA ALWAYS DIES BECAUSE OF THAT!

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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:23 pm

I sometimes have healing items for my ninja... although I always end up using flonne or my saviour (sp?) to heal him... it sometimes takes 2 or 3 tries to heal him...

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:55 pm

#1 thing I have learned while playing Disgaea is ......... Don't mess with people with gray hair, they'll kick your arse!

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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:59 pm

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I sometimes have healing items for my ninja... although I always end up using flonne or my saviour (sp?) to heal him... it sometimes takes 2 or 3 tries to heal him...

You should try giving your healers some specialists that boost hit. That should do the trick.

I have learned that:

Demons are actually insane, not necessarily evil.
One should be wary of little girls that seem a bit too naive.
Never, ever, ever try to play catch with penguins.
Horse weiners are really, really bad. Demonbane, they are.
No matter how powerful someone is, they'll still blow up after turning into a prinny. (Poor Kurt!)
Ninjas are too stubborn to let themselves be healed.
Always listen to a hot babe.
Black pretzels are a choking hazard, not to mention demons like to steal them from you.
Zombies are really lazy.

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:17 am

Kura X

I'd think a better title for this thread would be 'You play too much Disgaea when....' but eh no changing that.

You play too much Nippon Ichi when...

...your friend starts talking to other people you dont really like, then assume she is plotting to ruin you.

...you start counting you money in 'hel'

...you get sudden stomach cramps during an important event

...you've tried to construct Thursday

...you actually succeed in constucting Thursday

...you start tossing around penguins in hope they blow up.

...you start laughing like Laharl

...you start laughing like Vyers

...you start laughing like Gordon

I tried the laughing and I even tried to scare my sis when I woke up saying.."Who awakens the great Laharl!?".