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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:14 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
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Really? How so?


Me and my girlfriend had sex. neutral

I know that but...
Hey, YOU HAD SEX WITHOUT PROTECTION?! *Smacks with a teacher's ruler*

Well, do you know if it's got a gender yet?



Apparently its a girl.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:26 pm


Oooh...Ready for all that PMS? biggrin


Vro


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:28 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
Oooh...Ready for all that PMS? biggrin


I'M 18!

WHEN EVER I THINK ABOUT PERIODS I START LAUGHING

SO NO! gonk
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:31 pm


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Oooh...Ready for all that PMS? biggrin


I'M 18!

WHEN EVER I THINK ABOUT PERIODS I START LAUGHING

SO NO! gonk

Oh, don't worry...
You'll be about 28 when she gets it. And then she'll wine about cramps, school, and every other thing that happens to bother her!

Oh, do you plan on naming it?


Vro


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:33 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
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Oooh...Ready for all that PMS? biggrin


I'M 18!

WHEN EVER I THINK ABOUT PERIODS I START LAUGHING

SO NO! gonk

Oh, don't worry...
You'll be about 28 when she gets it. And then she'll wine about cramps, school, and every other thing that happens to bother her!

Oh, do you plan on naming it?


Well..Heh....I did think of a couple of names...
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:37 pm


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MorpheusD.Duvall
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MorpheusD.Duvall
Oooh...Ready for all that PMS? biggrin


I'M 18!

WHEN EVER I THINK ABOUT PERIODS I START LAUGHING

SO NO! gonk

Oh, don't worry...
You'll be about 28 when she gets it. And then she'll wine about cramps, school, and every other thing that happens to bother her!

Oh, do you plan on naming it?


Well..Heh....I did think of a couple of names...

Oh? I'm curious now...What are they?

MY dad wanted to name me Achella....Which is Italian for Armpit...


Vro


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:39 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
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MorpheusD.Duvall
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MorpheusD.Duvall
Oooh...Ready for all that PMS? biggrin


I'M 18!

WHEN EVER I THINK ABOUT PERIODS I START LAUGHING

SO NO! gonk

Oh, don't worry...
You'll be about 28 when she gets it. And then she'll wine about cramps, school, and every other thing that happens to bother her!

Oh, do you plan on naming it?


Well..Heh....I did think of a couple of names...

Oh? I'm curious now...What are they?

MY dad wanted to name me Achella....Which is Italian for Armpit...


Well...Sarah was my first choice.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:47 pm


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MorpheusD.Duvall
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MorpheusD.Duvall
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MorpheusD.Duvall
Oooh...Ready for all that PMS? biggrin


I'M 18!

WHEN EVER I THINK ABOUT PERIODS I START LAUGHING

SO NO! gonk

Oh, don't worry...
You'll be about 28 when she gets it. And then she'll wine about cramps, school, and every other thing that happens to bother her!

Oh, do you plan on naming it?


Well..Heh....I did think of a couple of names...

Oh? I'm curious now...What are they?

MY dad wanted to name me Achella....Which is Italian for Armpit...


Well...Sarah was my first choice.

Hmm....I'm sure the mother would agree with that. Any names she wants?


Vro


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:51 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
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Oh, don't worry...
You'll be about 28 when she gets it. And then she'll wine about cramps, school, and every other thing that happens to bother her!

Oh, do you plan on naming it?


Well..Heh....I did think of a couple of names...

Oh? I'm curious now...What are they?

MY dad wanted to name me Achella....Which is Italian for Armpit...


Well...Sarah was my first choice.

Hmm....I'm sure the mother would agree with that. Any names she wants?



She suggested Lisa, but i like sarah better.


Easier to say. mrgreen
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:57 pm


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MorpheusD.Duvall

Oh, don't worry...
You'll be about 28 when she gets it. And then she'll wine about cramps, school, and every other thing that happens to bother her!

Oh, do you plan on naming it?


Well..Heh....I did think of a couple of names...

Oh? I'm curious now...What are they?

MY dad wanted to name me Achella....Which is Italian for Armpit...


Well...Sarah was my first choice.

Hmm....I'm sure the mother would agree with that. Any names she wants?



She suggested Lisa, but i like sarah better.


Easier to say. mrgreen

Now your girlfriend will demand the name be Saralisa. Or Lisarah.


Vro


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:58 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
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MorpheusD.Duvall

Oh? I'm curious now...What are they?

MY dad wanted to name me Achella....Which is Italian for Armpit...


Well...Sarah was my first choice.

Hmm....I'm sure the mother would agree with that. Any names she wants?



She suggested Lisa, but i like sarah better.


Easier to say. mrgreen

Now your girlfriend will demand the name be Saralisa. Or Lisarah.



gonk


Crap, i wonder what my Dad will do when he finds out. gonk
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:00 pm


MorpheusD.Duvall
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Really? How so?


Me and my girlfriend had sex. neutral

I know that but...
Hey, YOU HAD SEX WITHOUT PROTECTION?! *Smacks with a teacher's ruler*

Well, do you know if it's got a gender yet?


Just want to point out

That you can use protection

And still get pregnant.

Nothing is 100%.

Well except abstinence.

But where's the fun in that? surprised

Ye Olde Prostitute Bones



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:44 pm


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MorpheusD.Duvall
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Oh? I'm curious now...What are they?

MY dad wanted to name me Achella....Which is Italian for Armpit...


Well...Sarah was my first choice.

Hmm....I'm sure the mother would agree with that. Any names she wants?



She suggested Lisa, but i like sarah better.


Easier to say. mrgreen

Now your girlfriend will demand the name be Saralisa. Or Lisarah.



gonk


Crap, i wonder what my Dad will do when he finds out. gonk

Oh, man...Might want to tell him now, to get it over with...

@ Ye Old: Well, that's true...
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:45 pm


My father is the kind of man who hit me in the jaw at 4 years old.

Hes also a insane christian.

gonk

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Ye Olde Prostitute Bones

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:55 pm


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My father is the kind of man who hit me in the jaw at 4 years old.

Hes also a insane christian.

gonk


So... Don't be that kind of dad.

How far along is your girlfriend? surprised
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