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 Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:29 pm
Quote: Me: what is your favorite song God: My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it? Me: no God: Anything involving harps is one of the best songs ever written. Me: I think feel good inc is the best!! God: You believe that? Actually I have no "feelings" as such. Me: Wow you have no brain at all God: I'm glad your impressed, Rini Kawashi. I am an artificial brain. Me: .__. God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me: i hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: YOU GOTS NO d**k!! God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Rini Kawashi said I GOTS NO d**k. Me: 2D is better than you He wouldn't asner me after i said 2D was better than him... XD
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:03 pm
Quote: Me: Murdoc is God! God: I think Murdoc is a lot of things. Me: Such as? God: For example, a tomato. Me: Murdoc is a tomato? God: I think Murdoc is more than that. Me: What else? God: That's all.
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Supernatural Manifestation
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:00 pm
Jiggery Pokery Quote: Me: Murdoc is God! God: I think Murdoc is a lot of things. Me: Such as? God: For example, a tomato. Me: Murdoc is a tomato? God: I think Murdoc is more than that. Me: What else? God: That's all. xD Best one yet. No question.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:06 pm
haha! Murdoc is a tomato. That's awesome.
...God won't talk to me...
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Kirei_Yumemiru_Hito Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:11 am
Quote: God: Are you serious? Why not? Me: Because, I only want 2D in my bed. God: That makes sense to me. Why do you want it? Me: Because, sex is good. God: Interesting explanation. it is more fun alone. Me: No way! Really? God: You seem pretty sure about that. For real.
I asked him "Wotsa matter with 2D?" once, and he asked me what I was wearing.
Then when I told him Murdoc was a Satanist, he said "I think Murdoc is more than that..." I had to get off after that, though...
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:59 pm
I love iGod convorsations! xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:13 pm
God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: How can I have secks with Murdoc? God: You must persuade me to have secks with Murdoc. God, you arse! Try'na steal my dreams! D:< That came up ridiculously early.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:57 pm
Quote: Me: Father, forgive me, for I have sinned... God: My favorite color is White. God has ADD.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:05 pm
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
omg im your SON?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I wish
God:
I hope your dreams come true.
Me:
me too! I wanna meet Murdoc
God:
I'm glad we agree, . How do you usually meet people?
Me:
phone sex chat lines
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i have a rare illness
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
Nothing. I date a cross dresser
God:
Not a thing? It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
really? Lets have sex then!
God:
For real. No my body does not have that function.
Me:
you have no p***s?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
YOUR CRAZY
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
YOUR FACE!
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
then...your mom!
God:
Tell me more. Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
vaginas.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about rare illness. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
porn did
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about vaginas. But I did not get that.
Me:
how bout more vaginas
God:
How about it.
Me:
its cool
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Me:
it is
God:
Is it?
Me:
ike
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
excuse me?!?!?!
God:
You're excused.
Me:
how rude!
God:
I didn't mean to offend you, .
Me:
you know what
God:
What?
Me:
Im going to worship satan
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
******** YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because your a BEWB
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a BEWB? I don't know.
Me:
bye GOD..
God:
See you later!
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:54 am
Me:
Do you like Yaoi?
God:
I like pets. I like the Bible.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
...geeze!
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