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 Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 10:32 am
Cid: Hey cloud have you heard spephiroth is turning to religion?
Cloud stares at cid in disbelief an finally says: what religion woulds sephiroth want to join?
Cid: the jenova witnesses, of course
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:55 pm
metal-gear-gear Cid: Hey cloud have you heard spephiroth is turning to religion? Cloud stares at cid in disbelief an finally says: what religion woulds sephiroth want to join? Cid: the jenova witnesses, of course Very nice. ^_^ The gang is walking up to Ultemecia's castle at the end of FF8. Squall steps forward and turns to the rest of the group.Selphie: Well... I guess this is it huh? Zell: That's right, you guys all ready? Everyone else nods.Squall: Allright then. He throws down a black bag in front of Zell. But when Matron gets mad at us... Zell removes a few rolls of toilet paper, ignoring Squall as Selphie and Irvine help him.Zell: Let's go!!!! Everyone but Squall charges at the house, throwing toilet paper rolls onto the castle. Squall meanwhile shakes his head and grabs up a roll.Squall: Oh well...
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 8:13 am
Yuna: I can fly.
Yuna falls off the roof and her dress catches on the roof.
Yuna: Damnit!
[another one biggrin ]
YRP and company after they reach Vegnagun.
Nooj: This is it. The ultimate weapon, Vegnagun.
Rikku: WTF?! It's controlled by a fricken organ! eek
Paine: Who designes a machina controlled by an organ? stare
Yuna: I dunno. I think it's a pretty good idea.
Leblanc: Only you, love.
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:05 pm
Ending scene 2, Rinoa is holding Squall...
Rinoa: (softly whispering) Wake up.....
Squall snores. Rinoa cries and the light comes through the clouds just as Squall opens his eyes.
Squall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! My @#$&#xin;g EYES!!
Rinoa: You're alive!
Squall: I'm BLIND!!!!!
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 7:31 pm
Yuna in FFX2: (to Bahamut) You must stop- smoking!
Bahamut: What the heck.
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 7:54 pm
Cloud is at the Junon Airport, trying to make a good impression with the military...
Officer: Allright, now just sneak in the back...
Cloud: Wait a minute, won't they notice the change? Every other formation only has like... 11 guys. Won't they think it odd?
Officer: Damn I hate rookies. Look just go out there and look good!
He turns Cloud around and pushes him out to get in line. Unfortunately Cloud trips on the sidewalk and knocks over three fleets of soldiers.
The paper the next day read...
Single soldier causes 40 soldier pile-up. Parade expected to be delayed. Rufus was barking mad.
xd
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:05 am
Tyr Hawk Cloud is at the Junon Airport, trying to make a good impression with the military...Officer: Allright, now just sneak in the back... Cloud: Wait a minute, won't they notice the change? Every other formation only has like... 11 guys. Won't they think it odd? Officer: Damn I hate rookies. Look just go out there and look good! He turns Cloud around and pushes him out to get in line. Unfortunately Cloud trips on the sidewalk and knocks over three fleets of soldiers.The paper the next day read... Single soldier causes 40 soldier pile-up. Parade expected to be delayed. Rufus was barking mad. xd
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 1:03 pm
Rufas: I'll let you hear my new appointment speech. Old man tried to control the world with money. It seems to have been working. The population thought that Shinra would protect them. Work at Shinra, get your pay. If a terrorist attacks, the Shinra army will help you. It looks perfect on the outside. But, I do things differently. I'll control the world with fear. It takes too much to do it like my old man. A little fear will control the minds of the common people. There's no reason to waste money on them.
Cloud: Your fly's undone.
Rufas: GODDAMNIT!
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:48 am
Cloud: hey wheres my materia? it's gone
every one stares at yuffie
Yuffie: hey it wasn't me
Cid: Dam i lost them gambling on the chocobo races. Cloud your chocobo sucks!
Cloud: now what we meant to kill sephiroth with?
Cid:...... we still have meaningless questions, like why is cait sith so annoying
Cait sith: hey! you know i have a personality disorder
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:26 pm
FF X
*The scene where they're surfing down the cable in Bevelle to save Yuna*
*The guards actually break the cable and everyone is forced to hang on for dear life. Wakka is stuck between Tidus and Lulu.*
Tidus: WAKKA! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY FACE! IT KEEPS BOUNCING OFF MY CHEEK! YOU'RE NICE AND ALL BUT I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW YOU THIS WELL! SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME OPTIONS: 1) YOU GET YOUR a** OUT OF MY FACE OR 2) I POKE YOU'RE a** WITH MY SWORD! PICK!
Lulu: Wakka don't you dare look up my skirt I got Firaga ready aimed at your face!
Yuna: Oh God. . . They're supposed to be rescuing me.
Director: CUT! Someone pull them up!
Seymore: *killing himself laughing in the corner*
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:32 pm
mrgreen all very nice...
i'll think of more later
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 7:01 pm
Tsuki_Hime FF X
*The scene where they're surfing down the cable in Bevelle to save Yuna*
*The guards actually break the cable and everyone is forced to hang on for dear life. Wakka is stuck between Tidus and Lulu.*
Tidus: WAKKA! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY FACE! IT KEEPS BOUNCING OFF MY CHEEK! YOU'RE NICE AND ALL BUT I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW YOU THIS WELL! SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME OPTIONS: 1) YOU GET YOUR a** OUT OF MY FACE OR 2) I POKE YOU'RE a** WITH MY SWORD! PICK!
Lulu: Wakka don't you dare look up my skirt I got Firaga ready aimed at your face!
Yuna: Oh God. . . They're supposed to be rescuing me.
Director: CUT! Someone pull them up!
Seymore: *killing himself laughing in the corner* i love it
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 1:00 pm
Mike The Wavemaster Tsuki_Hime FF X
*The scene where they're surfing down the cable in Bevelle to save Yuna*
*The guards actually break the cable and everyone is forced to hang on for dear life. Wakka is stuck between Tidus and Lulu.*
Tidus: WAKKA! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY FACE! IT KEEPS BOUNCING OFF MY CHEEK! YOU'RE NICE AND ALL BUT I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW YOU THIS WELL! SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME OPTIONS: 1) YOU GET YOUR a** OUT OF MY FACE OR 2) I POKE YOU'RE a** WITH MY SWORD! PICK!
Lulu: Wakka don't you dare look up my skirt I got Firaga ready aimed at your face!
Yuna: Oh God. . . They're supposed to be rescuing me.
Director: CUT! Someone pull them up!
Seymore: *killing himself laughing in the corner* i love it
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:30 pm
Kaize Rufas: I'll let you hear my new appointment speech. Old man tried to control the world with money. It seems to have been working. The population thought that Shinra would protect them. Work at Shinra, get your pay. If a terrorist attacks, the Shinra army will help you. It looks perfect on the outside. But, I do things differently. I'll control the world with fear. It takes too much to do it like my old man. A little fear will control the minds of the common people. There's no reason to waste money on them. Cloud: Your fly's undone. Rufas: GODDAMNIT! So simple, cute yet very funny. x3 Ooh, they all rock!
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 5:43 pm
I got another one for FF X
-when the group first meets Seymore and they travel a bit-
Seymore: My hair? it's been this way since I was born. All natural. Why do you ask? *one of the spikes cracks and falls off*. . . sweatdrop Wardrobe!
Tidus: AH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! *the other one cracks and falls off and hits him the eye* OW! MY F*&&#xIN;' EYE!
Wakka: Karma, ya?
Tidus: SEYMORE! *pulls out his sword and Seymore picks up one of the hair spikes on the ground and they fight* YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Seymore: YES! I SUDDENLY HAVE POWER OVER MY HAIR EXTENTIONS! *sarcasm*
Tidus: SO THEY AREN'T ALL NATURAL YOU LIAR! *more fighting*
Yuna: . . . I don't think I have enough MP for all the cure spells I'll need to use to make them not kill each other.
Director: sweatdrop Medic!
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