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 Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:26 pm
*slams head on desk* Rat trap? From the commercial? sweatdrop Navi is slow.
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:49 pm
Baked chicken with a slice o' cheese_whine
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:36 pm
~to do nothing because your always doing something even if you're doing nothing because doing nothing is something mrgreen
~jump rope with your brain stem
~jump rope without your brain stem
~start a fire underwater
~to drink tea without water
~ stressed cant think of a sixth one gonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:38 pm
I thought of a sixth one yay for me!!!
#6. It's impossible to drink tea without tea otherwise you'll just be drinking scolding hot water. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:28 pm
Though by technical thought I have already eaten breakfast, it is at this time that is before the next time I eat breakfast. Therefore, I can legally post this.
1) Writing a letter to my neighbour without using a single word found in the bible.
2) Being both tall and short (matters of opinion notwithstanding o fcourse).
3) Skipping tuesday.
4) Going backwards in time and never trying Nutella, the single most addicting thing.
5) Corrupting the space time continum without breaking a single nail.
6) Surviving the consumption of a full bag of salt.
Eww.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:40 am
1) Hand stand on your tounge.
2) Have a cheeseburger without cheese.
3) Say five words at once.
4) Destroy the world...twice.
5) See through lead.
6) Drink a gallon of milk.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:35 pm
Navi can say five words at once. xp
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:22 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:33 pm
~win a fight to the death with myself
~console my girlfriend after i kill myself
~avenge my death by killing myself
~kill the avenger of my death for trying to kill me
~kill the man who keeps killing me
~do all that with out one casualty
THE EAT TOAST AND TEA!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:43 pm
Uhhh....Ummm...Uhhh...
-To die while being already dead
-To give birth to yourself
-To stand while lying down
-To know nothing while knowing everything
-To not be touching anything
-To exchange philisophical beliefs with a brain-dead super-model porn-star named Xefer Xes.
Time for your custard shots! >D
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:44 pm
1) Eating French Pocky from a fish's bum.
2) A bird building a doghouse from kitty litter and French toast.
3) Digesting a computer virus in one's left lung.
4) Drawing belly button lint from one's toenail.
5) Having sex with a pixel.
6) To be poisoned to death and back to life again by tripping over a tree root.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:16 am
I really haven't had breakfast yet.
-Sneezing out a croissant
-Sleeping in a paperclip
-A polar bear enjoying its time at the equator
-Kicking a philosophical idea with one's ear
-A vacuum cleaner sucking itself up
-Hurting yourself by beating yourself over the head with air
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:02 am
I haven't eaten breakfast yet! WOOTILLE! OKalyDokaly!
Number Two: Resisting dancing with a carrot.
Number Three: Wearing a rainbow halter top and having no hair.
Number Four: Going to a Montegomery Gentry concert with a man named Sammy Mcgee.
Number Five: Reading EVERYTHING you possible can about Lewis Carrol and his infatuation with a little girl name Alice Liddel.
Number Six: Feed your favorite Llama wine and cheese.
Number Seven: Going to a Doodlebops Concert!
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:57 am
O- Surviving a non-existant plane crash which results in me having three eyes that rapidly change color.
O- Closely dissecting and examining my own liver.
O- Jumping through the wall into a version of Alice in Wonderland where the Mad Hatter is a pillaging pirate.
O- Talking to a Jack-o-Lantern about the world's unsolved mysteries, and pie
O- Running up the Great Pyramids backwards with a library strapped on my back
O- Telling you all my list of impossible things while having it be a secret nobody knows about.
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