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 Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 11:56 pm
Kitsune Ookami Henry Higgins (My Fair Lady): Lookat that hawt bee-yatch! She be lookin fiiiiiine! Maureen (RENT): I'm such a one-man woman.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:15 pm
Kate (Wild Party): My god! I'm such a slut! And why am I drinking? I could get put in jail because of the prohibition! My good golly gosh!
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:12 pm
Priest (Romeo & Juliet): Oops. Wrong potion...
Sarah (Children of a Lesser God): What the crap?! I mean... *flutters hands frantically*
Macbeth: My lady, shall we go take a walk in the woods?
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:33 pm
Liat (from South Pacific): screw Cable! I'm gonna marry some French guy who will probably just beat me to death! *in french of course*
Emcee (from Cabaret): Whatever you do don't ever come to Berlin!!!
P. Finch (from How to Succeed): President? naaah, i'm happy with my job right now!
Witch (from Into the Woods): here! I'll make your potion free of charge... want a cookie?
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 2:10 am
Ophelia [Hamlet]: You know what? After that gallon of chocolate ice-cream, I feel much better. Who needs Hamlet? I think I'll go out and get drunk now.
Lady Maccy B [the Scottish Play, hah]: I didn't really want to be queen, anyway.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:44 am
George (Sunday in the Park with George): I'm going to give up art all together. No one like my work. I'll become...a baker instead.
Moralas (A Chorus Line): So I stayed in that class with Mr. Karp. It got better.
Gaston: Belle, you won't marry me? Well, you'll be sorry. I'm gonna go home, turn off all the lights, sit by myself in a corner, and cut myself silly while emo screaming emo music. crying
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 2:40 pm
Anna (The King and I) - Allright kids, now we're going to study history, long long ago Buddha created the world and put the flat continents on the back of a giant turtle.
Mrs. VonTussel (Hairspray)- Of course Mr. King, I'd love it if you were to do a speech on the Corny Collins show.
Max Bialy (Producers) - Hey the Salvation Army is taking donations, here have a couple hundreds, and ooh is that a blood drive?
Simba (The Lion King) - I don't wanna be King, I want to live a simple life in the Animal's Monastery.
Enjolras (Les Miserables) - RRREEEDDD, hey wait a sec, I hate red GGGRRREEEEEENNN...
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 6:35 pm
Tracy: (Hairspray) Colored people?!!! I hate colored people! I'm gonna go starve myself so I can be like Amber!
Gallimard: (M. Butterfly) You are a very crappy crossdresser Song! Why would I ever be convinced that you were a woman?!
Song: crying I can crossdress better! Really I can! Just don't leave me! I hate hanging out with Comrad Chin! She's boring!
Any character in Noises Off: Let's forget our petty differences and work as a team!
Millie: (Picnic/Summer Brave) Hmm....Maybe I should care more about my appearence. What good is going to college without meeting boys?
Wanda: (Wanda's Visit) Oh my god! I'm soooo sorry! Am I being annoying?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:48 pm
Granny (Into the Woods): "So why did you cut me out of there again
Lil Red: Because he was evil...remember Granny 'Kill the Devil' and what not. Sorry Mr. Baker she has...was it short or long term? Oh Hell she prob. has both"
Phantom: Oh I couldn't possibly kill someone! I do have a moral standard you know.
Carlotta: I have suddenly be come an alto guys sorry guess she gets the role after all
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:50 am
Benny: (Rent) Why did I have to get married and become such a stiff?
Gallahad or the Lady of the Lake: (Spamalot) Ya know, that song that goes like this is a neat song.
Mimi: (Rent) I think I'll buy a flashlight since I'm annoying Roger with the candle.
Rod: (Ave. Q) Hey Nicky, I'm gay!
Nicky: THAT'S DISGUSTING! I can't believe that I'm sharing an apartment with a f**! Get out of here!
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:38 am
Brad: "Wow, that Frank n' Furter is pretty damn hot!"
Janet: (looks at him weird)
Brad: "Um! I m-mean...I AM THE PERFECT SPECIMEN OF A MAN! DAMMIT, JANET!!! I LOVE YOU!"
(shifty eyes)
Janet: "Oh, Brad! It's ok, I new you felt that way all along!"
Brad: "You did, Janet?"
Janet: "Yes, Brad! I see you looking at Dr. Frank n' Furter all the time like that!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:46 pm
Eponine (Les Mis): You know what...forget Marius. Enjolras is much cuter anyway...
Maureen (RENT): What the hell are you people doing? Stop moo-ing!
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:32 pm
Eva Peron (Evita): "Oh, dear, it seems I'm causing a ruckus. I'll just stop this silly political crusade and take up knitting. 4laugh "
Peron's Mistress (Evita): "Evita Peron - la Santa Peronista!"
Hermia (Midsummer Night's Dream): " xp Who needs Lysander? This girl's got a lotta livin' to do!"
Emily Brent (And Then There Were None): "And so Charles Darwin concluded that humans actually evolved over millions of years..."
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:44 am
Oh, the Phantom-Characters-Would-Never-Say-It thread. I have loved it good.
Charlie the Anvil Salesman, to Marion (the Music Man): Wait....you're not a girly-GIRL AT ALL! eek
Aldonza (the Man of La Mancha): I've got too much pride to be screwed twice nightly by mule herders. Where's that Sancho guy?
Blanche (Brighton Beach Memoirs): Laurie, go to your room!
Eponine (Les Miserables): Dear Diary, I'm so totally over Marius, but I have a new problem. I think I'm in love with Cosette....
Algernon (The Importance of Being Earnest): I think I'll give up all this "Bunberrying" and settle down....
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High-functioning Werewolf
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:52 pm
Things Javert would never say:
-"hmm...The Seine looks pretty cold today..."
-"*Darth Vader voice*..Valjean....I am your father..."
-"Stealing bread is fun!!!"
and my favorite:
"Sideburns are like, SO out this season! talk2hand "
blaugh rofl blaugh
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