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 Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:23 pm
(( lol no problem! Insult the Kazekage all you want ^_^ xp ))
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:28 pm
((I have a better one!))
::Two nins were standing ready to fight.::
Nin 1: "You are going down!"
Nin 2: "Not if I get you first!"
::They ran towards each other and then the first nin jumped behind the other and hit him in the back.::
Nin 1: "Tag! You're it!"
Nin 2: "Damnit! Not again!"
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:00 am
Boy: I bet you $5 that you can't hit a moving target with a shuriken with your eye closed
Shunketsu: it's not that hard...
Boy: then try it...*boy gets a wooden plank, holds it high and runs around with it...*
Shunketsu: *sigh* fine...
*Shunketsu takes out a shuriken, closes his eye, and throws it*
*a loud "MEOW" was heard somewhere...apparently, he had hit a cat...*
Boy: stare stare stare
Shunketsu: now hand me my $5, I did hit a moving object...
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:58 pm
(( Now you have a problem with cats..*hisses* ))
::Bright sunny morning and like always the Kazekage was walking around her village enjoying the warm breeze and her evil plans ninja She was on a stroll, when she saw a kid. She ran up behind him, gave him a wegie and ran away laughing. She then stoled food and ran up to her office smiling.::
::The next day news was all over town, when the Kazekage read the paper it said::
"A craze maniac called the Kazekage has destroyed our village. 2000 yen if you capture her, 500 yen if you kill her. But be careful she is swift with the hand and loves to stroll in the park..."
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:34 pm
((lol, I love you guys! You are awesome!))
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:58 am
(( Love you too! heart ))
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:49 am
(( 4laugh Awwww.. Is so happy! I will try to come up with some more! Hopefully other people will post!))
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:05 pm
*Shunketsu, Motoko, and Shiko reach a town entrance...a lot of people were going in, mostly big men that looked very dirty...*
Them: wow!!! they have everything here!!!! ooo!! even an onsen!!!
A big guy passerby: First stop, onsen!!!
Shunketsu: I don't like this place, I'm not going in...
Them: why?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!!??!
*Shunketsu pointed to a map that was posted on a pole...and his face started turning green..he looked sick...*
Them: what's wrong with it...??
*Shunketsu pointed to the section of the legend of the map for "Restaurant:"*
*there was listed only one restaurant named "Essence of You and Others" and it's menu read something like this:
Menu:
Fish cooked in onsen soup
Ramen with onsen soup
Rice Balls, served with side of onsen water
Onsen Boiled Egg
Coca-Onsen
Note: guaranteed to have the genuine flavor of you and your friends!!*
Shunketsu: neh, I don't know about you, but umm...*more big, old, dirty men walk by*...I don't want to taste myself, and especially not them...
((hmm...idea seemed interesting at first...got kinda dull near the end...))
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:34 pm
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:32 pm
((this one is just a joke that was told at my high school rally...))
What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
well, anyone can roast a beef, but no one can pea/pee a soup!!
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:48 pm
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:36 pm
((Ummmm... That was interesting Shunketsu, but not what we are looking for.))
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:42 pm
(( But it was kind of random..Had nothing to do with nins lol blaugh ))
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:54 pm
((yea, I know, just wanted to tell it to someone...but I'll post something nin-related now))
Tate: Shunketsu, I've tried to killed you long ago, but you insist on defying my will...now we settle this, once and for all...in a 1 on 1 match, are you ready, younger brother?
Shunketsu: I accept! but we fight by my rules!
Tate: no matter, I'll defeat you in anything!!
::Later::
*There is a large table in front of each Tate and Shunketsu...the table top was laden with bowls of ramen...*
Tate: stare stare stare stare stare stare stare
Shunketsu: Today it ends!! We eat until one of us can eat no more!! Ojou-san has agreed to continuously cook bowls of ramen for us...The victor will be allowed to kill the other!!!!
*Shunketsu starts eating rapidly...*
Tate: thinks: curses, why did I accept to play by his rules...
No Matter!! I told you I'll defeat you and if you want to eat...then...let's eat!!!
*Tate also starts slurping down ramen...and soon, they are both eating like monsters...the mountain of bowls piling besides them on the floor...*
Shiko/Motoko: hmm, I'm starting to see the resemblance between those two...
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:57 pm
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