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 Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:53 pm
I love you all so much.
And I am a follower of the religion of None. The one true god of A Theist. And... Ah damn it all... I can't remember the rest of it... v.v
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:02 pm
The Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick will shove your face into the Campfire of Conversion untill you worship the It! If you don't, you shall be shoved into the Bonfire of Doom! The Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick was ignited to save you from your yummy sins! And if you believe in It you will be saved and brought to the Great S'mores of Happiness! But be warned, the evils of the Unlit Firewood are everywhere, so watch out. 
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:20 pm
Phoebos The Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick will shove your face into the Campfire of Conversion untill you worship the It! If you don't, you shall be shoved into the Bonfire of Doom! The Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick was ignited to save you from your yummy sins! And if you believe in It you will be saved and brought to the Great S'mores of Happiness! But be warned, the evils of the Unlit Firewood are everywhere, so watch out. I dunno...The donut's pretty appealing...
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:46 pm
Muaethia addseale2 The fpoon is misunderstood! Hail Fpoon!
And our main prophet, Mr Whisk, is seated on the right.
The fpoon leads everyone into the fires of Wok of Damnation! Where all of the sinners go! The sinners follow the fpoon in his evil ways, which include the evil practice of Kettleworship.
Mr whisk died on a chopping board to save us from our sins. He rose again in the Oven of Glory, as he became coated with the Blessed Dust of self-raising flour :0
Let the power of the Holy Spork fill you! Let it tear through your flesh and pierce your heart in a way never felt by mankind before! FEEL the WRATH OF THE SPORK descend and fill you with ETERNAL GLORY!
JOIN US! And receive the weekly worship sprinkling of Self-Raising flour, so you too may rise again after death into the ultimate state of enlightenment- we call it the Refridgerator of Rest. You shall be at peace with your Maker, O LORD Spork.
That actually sounds damn good... you make a good case...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:29 am
Lethkhar Phoebos The Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick will shove your face into the Campfire of Conversion untill you worship the It! If you don't, you shall be shoved into the Bonfire of Doom! The Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick was ignited to save you from your yummy sins! And if you believe in It you will be saved and brought to the Great S'mores of Happiness! But be warned, the evils of the Unlit Firewood are everywhere, so watch out. I dunno...The donut's pretty appealing... Bah! The doughnut is petty, and would fall off the Stick! I shall kindle an extra hot Campfire of Conversion under the faces of all the doughnut lovers! Besides, Krispy Kreme sucks, Dunkin' Doughnuts is much better.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:41 am
Phoebos Lethkhar Phoebos The Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick will shove your face into the Campfire of Conversion untill you worship the It! If you don't, you shall be shoved into the Bonfire of Doom! The Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick was ignited to save you from your yummy sins! And if you believe in It you will be saved and brought to the Great S'mores of Happiness! But be warned, the evils of the Unlit Firewood are everywhere, so watch out. I dunno...The donut's pretty appealing... Bah! The doughnut is petty, and would fall off the Stick! I shall kindle an extra hot Campfire of Conversion under the faces of all the doughnut lovers! Besides, Krispy Kreme sucks, Dunkin' Doughnuts is much better.But...the marshmellow's burned! burning_eyes Donuts don't burn. 3nodding See? My deity PWNES yours!
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:57 am
Lethkhar Phoebos Lethkhar Phoebos The Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick will shove your face into the Campfire of Conversion untill you worship the It! If you don't, you shall be shoved into the Bonfire of Doom! The Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick was ignited to save you from your yummy sins! And if you believe in It you will be saved and brought to the Great S'mores of Happiness! But be warned, the evils of the Unlit Firewood are everywhere, so watch out. I dunno...The donut's pretty appealing... Bah! The doughnut is petty, and would fall off the Stick! I shall kindle an extra hot Campfire of Conversion under the faces of all the doughnut lovers! Besides, Krispy Kreme sucks, Dunkin' Doughnuts is much better.But...the marshmellow's burned! burning_eyes Donuts don't burn. 3nodding See? My deity PWNES yours! The Marshmallow flames, but does not burn!
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:12 am
Phoebos Lethkhar Phoebos Lethkhar Phoebos The Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick will shove your face into the Campfire of Conversion untill you worship the It! If you don't, you shall be shoved into the Bonfire of Doom! The Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick was ignited to save you from your yummy sins! And if you believe in It you will be saved and brought to the Great S'mores of Happiness! But be warned, the evils of the Unlit Firewood are everywhere, so watch out. I dunno...The donut's pretty appealing... Bah! The doughnut is petty, and would fall off the Stick! I shall kindle an extra hot Campfire of Conversion under the faces of all the doughnut lovers! Besides, Krispy Kreme sucks, Dunkin' Doughnuts is much better.But...the marshmellow's burned! burning_eyes Donuts don't burn. 3nodding See? My deity PWNES yours! The Marshmallow flames, but does not burn! Ahhh! Sinner! Unbeliever! Heretic! *Flings holy batter* The power of Krispy Kreme compells you! Begone, devil! burning_eyes
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:49 pm
Yami-no-Albedo Phoebos Lethkhar Phoebos Lethkhar Phoebos The Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick will shove your face into the Campfire of Conversion untill you worship the It! If you don't, you shall be shoved into the Bonfire of Doom! The Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick was ignited to save you from your yummy sins! And if you believe in It you will be saved and brought to the Great S'mores of Happiness! But be warned, the evils of the Unlit Firewood are everywhere, so watch out. I dunno...The donut's pretty appealing... Bah! The doughnut is petty, and would fall off the Stick! I shall kindle an extra hot Campfire of Conversion under the faces of all the doughnut lovers! Besides, Krispy Kreme sucks, Dunkin' Doughnuts is much better.But...the marshmellow's burned! burning_eyes Donuts don't burn. 3nodding See? My deity PWNES yours! The Marshmallow flames, but does not burn! Ahhh! Sinner! Unbeliever! Heretic! *Flings holy batter* The power of Krispy Kreme compells you! Begone, devil! burning_eyes Phew! Thank you, I was almost drawn over to the Dark Side. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:18 pm
Superior Jazz Muaethia addseale2 The fpoon is misunderstood! Hail Fpoon!
And our main prophet, Mr Whisk, is seated on the right.
The fpoon leads everyone into the fires of Wok of Damnation! Where all of the sinners go! The sinners follow the fpoon in his evil ways, which include the evil practice of Kettleworship.
Mr whisk died on a chopping board to save us from our sins. He rose again in the Oven of Glory, as he became coated with the Blessed Dust of self-raising flour :0
Let the power of the Holy Spork fill you! Let it tear through your flesh and pierce your heart in a way never felt by mankind before! FEEL the WRATH OF THE SPORK descend and fill you with ETERNAL GLORY!
JOIN US! And receive the weekly worship sprinkling of Self-Raising flour, so you too may rise again after death into the ultimate state of enlightenment- we call it the Refridgerator of Rest. You shall be at peace with your Maker, O LORD Spork.
That actually sounds damn good... you make a good case...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:55 pm
I don't have to make one. I worship Ragnarök. It's why I'm never here >>
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:16 pm
Muaethia Superior Jazz Muaethia addseale2 The fpoon is misunderstood! Hail Fpoon!
And our main prophet, Mr Whisk, is seated on the right.
The fpoon leads everyone into the fires of Wok of Damnation! Where all of the sinners go! The sinners follow the fpoon in his evil ways, which include the evil practice of Kettleworship.
Mr whisk died on a chopping board to save us from our sins. He rose again in the Oven of Glory, as he became coated with the Blessed Dust of self-raising flour :0
Let the power of the Holy Spork fill you! Let it tear through your flesh and pierce your heart in a way never felt by mankind before! FEEL the WRATH OF THE SPORK descend and fill you with ETERNAL GLORY!
JOIN US! And receive the weekly worship sprinkling of Self-Raising flour, so you too may rise again after death into the ultimate state of enlightenment- we call it the Refridgerator of Rest. You shall be at peace with your Maker, O LORD Spork.
That actually sounds damn good... you make a good case...
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:45 am
Superior Jazz Muaethia Superior Jazz Muaethia addseale2 The fpoon is misunderstood! Hail Fpoon!
And our main prophet, Mr Whisk, is seated on the right.
The fpoon leads everyone into the fires of Wok of Damnation! Where all of the sinners go! The sinners follow the fpoon in his evil ways, which include the evil practice of Kettleworship.
Mr whisk died on a chopping board to save us from our sins. He rose again in the Oven of Glory, as he became coated with the Blessed Dust of self-raising flour :0
Let the power of the Holy Spork fill you! Let it tear through your flesh and pierce your heart in a way never felt by mankind before! FEEL the WRATH OF THE SPORK descend and fill you with ETERNAL GLORY!
JOIN US! And receive the weekly worship sprinkling of Self-Raising flour, so you too may rise again after death into the ultimate state of enlightenment- we call it the Refridgerator of Rest. You shall be at peace with your Maker, O LORD Spork.
That actually sounds damn good... you make a good case...
I had a dream about sporks last night. That's how much my religion is impacting my life! gonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:20 am
Yami-no-Albedo Phoebos Lethkhar Phoebos Lethkhar Phoebos The Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick will shove your face into the Campfire of Conversion untill you worship the It! If you don't, you shall be shoved into the Bonfire of Doom! The Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick was ignited to save you from your yummy sins! And if you believe in It you will be saved and brought to the Great S'mores of Happiness! But be warned, the evils of the Unlit Firewood are everywhere, so watch out. I dunno...The donut's pretty appealing... Bah! The doughnut is petty, and would fall off the Stick! I shall kindle an extra hot Campfire of Conversion under the faces of all the doughnut lovers! Besides, Krispy Kreme sucks, Dunkin' Doughnuts is much better.But...the marshmellow's burned! burning_eyes Donuts don't burn. 3nodding See? My deity PWNES yours! The Marshmallow flames, but does not burn! Ahhh! Sinner! Unbeliever! Heretic! *Flings holy batter* The power of Krispy Kreme compells you! Begone, devil! burning_eyes *stands covered in batter* Great! Now I have to change! And it's laundry day! I'm mad now! Bring in the trebuchet! *trebuchet loaded with marshmallows is wheeled in by six men wearing the holy vestments of the Order of the Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick* Ignite the payload! *marshmallows are lit with a torch shaped as the holy symbol of a Flaming Marshmallow on a Stick* Ready! Aim! Fire! *flaming marshmallows are launched directly at you, hitting and searing your flesh* Stick him! *the six men grab spears, run up and stab you*
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:31 pm
Lethkhar Well, I was thinking of a character that was a bit more original...Y'know, Ferris wasn't created by us. Now, Muaethia's got something there. Perhaps we could add something about the perfect balance of cheese and crackers, sort of like a Yin and Yang type thing? And surely we must consider the Iron Chef our version of the Pope? *pssst* his name is Darth Chef (You were talking about south park right?)
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