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 Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:48 pm
I'll admit it. I thought big feet meant big fun in bed. I was wrong.
-Princess Leia
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:55 pm
I'm not in this for your rebellion princess. Im in this to get in your pants. I always was, and I always will be.
-Han Solo
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:00 pm
Well, I do declare. You know what I heard Lakesha? I heard that that tramp Leia was like, going out with Han and all. She is such a biaotch too! Why, just yesterday, she came up to me and demanded that I do something about Han. I told her, "Now listen here! I don't do that thing now girlfriend!" And to think, she thinks that she can be a jedi just because I am. Well, hun, just because your brotha' is a jedi, don't mean you be one too!
-Luke Skywalker
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:15 pm
Im getting too old for this s**t.
-Obi wan
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:17 pm
I detest watching slaves being paraded around and living on Tatooine. I say we all move to Naboo, where we can drink our burgendy, eat our filets, and play cricket all day. What do you say to that, ol' chap?
-Salacious Crumb (sp?)
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:24 pm
I absolutely detest space travel. Its so stupid and idiotic.
-Wedge Antilles
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:26 pm
I am R2D2, cute droid and smartass. And this is my counterpart, C3P0.
-R2
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:44 pm
Forget Han, I'm in this for the Wookie.
-Leia
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:53 pm
I have mental issues.
-Anakin Skywalker
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:06 pm
Awesome, another funny thread from the old SW forum days.
"The Falcon? Eh, I sold it to some guy Watto on Tatooine. It was a piece of junk anyway. Look at this shiny new YT-2800!" - Han Solo
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:19 pm
Executor class Star Destroyer? What the hell happened to my old school Victory class?
-Lord Vader
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:16 am
"hmm. y'know, maybe we made it too big..."
Bevel Lemisk on viewing the newly constructed Death Star
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:16 am
I'm going to give up the slave trade and become a philanthropist!!!
-Jabba
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:47 am
Yeah, I speak normally when no-one else is around. I was just kidding with that backwards talk crap.
-Yoda
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:36 pm
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