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 Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:05 pm
Thanks to you, I just had another brainstorm for another fiction. ^^ This time, it isn't Neji and Sasuke, it's Sakura and Tenten. ^^
Sasuke: I have the best girlfriend EVA!
Neji: Tentens' better.
Sasuke: Yeah right.
Neji: Tenten is older and has more experience then Haruno.
Sasuke: Tenten is so fragile, she'll break apart if you don't even touch her!
Neji: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Sasuke: YOU FIRST!
Sasuke: SAKURA CAN PWN YOUR LIL' TENTEN B**** ANYTIME! ALL THE WAY TO WIND COUNTRY!
Neji: YOU WISH UCHIHA! TENTEN WILL THROW AND PIN EVERY SINGLE STRAND OF HER UGLY PINK HAIR TO YOUR NUTCASE ANYDAY!
Neji & Sasuke: -Goes on and on and on...-
Sakura & Tenten: -Sighs- sweatdrop
Tenten: Let's go for chcolates and tea, what do you say?
Sakura: I'd like to try some dim sum and sesame balls. They sound good.
Sakura & Tenten: -Arm and arm, leaving the boom boxes behind-
Sasuke: scream
Neji: scream
Wow. This is the first time I made Sasuke and Neji rivals. xD In my two stories, they were allies/comrads.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:15 pm
xD I will NEVER be able to imagine Sasuke saying "EVA!" xd
*midnight, at the Hyuuga complex*
Neji: Zzz...
Tenten & Lee: *at Neji's bedside staring*
Tenten: *whispering* Okay, did you put the sleeping powder in his milk?
Lee: *whispers* Check! Did you bring the hairties?
Tenten: Yup! Now prop him up so I can fix it.
Lee: Roger!
*mintues later*
Tenten: XD
Lee: That looks....SO wrong.
Tenten: *taking pictures of Neji* Isn't it great?
Both: *snicker and leave*
*GOOD MORNING*
Neji: *yawns* ... *walks into the bathroom and looks into the mirror. his hair is tied into two neat buns, just like TenTen* .....hm.....................*walks to get the shower ready*.....O_O?! *rushes back to the mirror* WHAT THE HELL?!
*outside*
Tenten: XD HAHAHaHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Lee: >w< I think we succeeded in our mission, Tenten.
Tenten: *trying to stop laughing* I-hehehee!-think so-haHA!-too, Lee. hehehaHAHAHAHA! XD
*back inside*
Hiashi: o.o *rushes into Neji's bathroom* What's wrong?!
Neji: *SUPER DEATH GLARE to Hiashi...hair still in buns*
Hiashi: o.o...*looks at his hair*...Neji...>> I never knew...
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:33 pm
OMFG...that mirror part was priceless...I can imagine it so clearly!
Neji and Tenten: Midgets... >D
Sakura and Sasuke: ... scream scream
Neji and Tenten: Chiiiii-biiiiii...!
Sakura and Sasuke: -Is emotionally scarred as they look up at Neji and Tenten- crying gonk cry
Neji and Tenten: twisted We like torturing midgets.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:43 pm
xD Yeah. It popped into my mind one day.
*MORTAL COMBAT....STRIP STYLE*
Neji: *In shirt and boxers* ... >< *mashing the Ps2 buttons*
Tenten: *fully clothed* >:3 *calmly and skillfully playing against Neji*
*GAME OVER*
Tenten: :3 That's another round you lost.
Neji: T.T *takes off shirt*
Tenten: cool heart Sexy. Let's start the next game shall we?
Neji: T.T "I am SO screwed."
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:59 pm
OMFG! That'd reminds me of the Strip poker picture with Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade. xDD
Neji: -Is in a NejiTen AMV--Hanging By a Moment NejiTen video-
Neji: O.o And...where's this moment I'm supposed to hang on?
Tenten: -Comes to computer- OMFG! Neji?
Neji: T-Tenten?!
Tenten: Wow! -Starts clicking Neji- Hey, this takes your shirt off...
Neji: Hey, what are you doing?! Hey! AH! That tickles--!! -Starts laughing-
Tenten: Hehehe... twisted
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:04 pm
xD I saw that picture.
......................I'm out of ideas for now. T.T
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:43 pm
lol ^^ this one has hinata and naruto here too <3
*hinata and neji are at the store looking for something that they needed*
tenten: *sees neji* NEJI-KUN!!! heart
naruto: *sees hinata* HINA-CHAN!!!
neji&hinata: *turn around*
hinata: n-naruto-kun? *blushs*
neji: hey tenten
tenten&naruto: *dont realize their about to run into each other then notice*
naruto: AH! *digs feet into the floor*
tenten: ACK! *trys stoping*
neji: *put arm out in between them*
tenten&naruto: O.O *stop right befor plowing into his arm*
hinata: O.O *faints from worry* ((she thought they where going to hit each other))
neji: -_- *picks hinata up and puts her on his back* this is your fault you baka *glares at naruto*
naruto: *blink blink* IM NOT A BAKA YOU MORON!!! scream scream
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:32 pm
Loving the skits over here <33 Making me laugh!
Now its my turn. ^^
Italics are thoughts ^^
Neji: They'll pay. They'll pay... plentiful for making this embarrassing scene. Ill... Ill... dye both of thier hair pink! Or... or... Ill... throw away all their deoderent! They'll all smell rotten! Mwuahahaha
Inner Mind: Baka. You suck at pranks!
Neji: WTF! Who the BEEP are you?
Inner Mind: Im your inner mind that sells macdonalds stuff.
Neji: Really!
Inner Mind: Yepp! Whatcha want
Neji: *goes on and on*
Inner: Would like fries with that?
Neji: Duh!
Inner: *sweatdrops* You really are dense.
Neji: Shut up.
-A little whle later-
Neji: Mwuahahahah!
Hinata: *walks in* N-ne--neji---ni--nii-san! W-what are y-ou doing?
Neji: *stops and looks at Tenten* *clears throat* -erm- He told me to!
Hinata: *looks around* Who told you to?
Neji: Umm... *thinks* Sasuke was here.
Hinata: *raises eyebrow*
Neji: WHAT!
Hinata: Why is you hair in-
Neji: I wanted to see what Id look like with buns in my hair. Its normal. Nothing is wrong with me. Now if you dont mind, Id like to get changed. And plot
Hinata: O-ok.. *closes door and leaves*
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:43 pm
xD Would you like fries with that? lmao.
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*on a rollercoaster*
coaster: tickticktickticktickticktick! *gets to the peak of the ride and then.....................DROPS!*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *really girly scream*"
Tenten: o.O GAWD, Neji, that's quite a set of lungs you get the-*gets slapped with Neji's hair* x_X Blech!
Neji: OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEEE! *clings to TenTen* gonk
TenTen: What the hell? Get off Nejiiiii!!! *trying to pry Neji off her*
*in the coaster car behind*
Lee: *has his hands of in the air* THE AMUSEMENT PARK IS THE MOST YOUTHFUL THING EVERRRR! YOU RAWK, GAI-SENSEI! heart
Gai: *next to Lee, doing the same thing* I THINK NEJI IS HAVING A WONDERFUL FIRST TIME TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:18 am
-Thinks- Yay, more people are active now...
-Neji and Tenten are currently in a relationship-
-Hyuuga Compounds-
Tenten: -Wants to see Neji, but sees they're in a conversation about relationships and Neji so she stays behind and eavesdrops-
Hinata: Neji-Nii-san, are you still in a relationship with -Whispers name to Neji-
Neji: No...I don't love her anymore...I don't have that particular feeling with her anymore...I'm...I'm going to break up with her...
Hinata: Oh...That is very sad...
Tenten: -Is shocked, sad, and mad- (Jhonny: Hey...that rhymes! x3) -Runs away-
Neji & Hinata: -Thinks- Hey, it's Tenten! But, why was she running off?
-Next Day-
Tenten finds Neji early at training...alone. She decided to stay from a fair distance enough to spy on him again.
Neji was holding something, and he had a stern expression plastered on his face. He started to speak.
Neji: I'm sorry...I just don't love you anymore...
Tenten: -Gasp- Is he...talking to me? (She thought sadly)
Neji: I'm sorry...I love someone else...go find a better man, Tay-Tay...
Tenten: TAY-TAY? NEJI WAS CHEATING ON ME?! But that means he wasn't going to break up with me...
Neji: -Lifts what he was holding on to earlier and was talking to- We have been together for a long time, Tay-Tay...
Tenten:O.O A POTATO?!!???!!!!
Neji: -Throws away potato and turns around- Tenten?
Tenten: -Covers mouth-
Neji: Tenten? What are you doing?
Tenten: -Steps out- H-H-Hi N-Neji...want to start training? Did you know I love you?
Neji: o.O Okay...and yes...
Tenten: -Glomp- Let's start training!
Unknown to Neji, Tenten is trying everything she can to relieve her shock, and amusement...she wants to laugh...hard...but, she's fighting it...
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:12 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:56 am
Aha...They're all hilarious...
*Ish trying to think one up*
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:33 pm
these are funny please write some more i will come back exclaim heart blaugh rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:52 pm
Darn it, I was never realy good at this stuff!!!!! Well let me think........
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:43 am
XD so funii...
*ish trying to make one up*
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