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@Tanna: That's gonna be me in a few years. cool

I have first lunch, and my boyfriend, best friend, and Cory M have second lunch. In second lunch, if you leave your seat, it WILL be taken.

So Charlie went to go get lunch while Celia "guarded" the chairs for everyone at the table. Usually Celia doesn't eat because she has to guard about 5 chairs, and the lunch is extremely crowded. Celia was holding my boyfriend's chair with her arm over it, and her leg on the chair's leg. Some black kid came up, tugging at it. She said, "Uhm, no, someone is using it." The black kid yoinked it out of her grasp, and started to move it back to his table.

Celia spat a big old loogie on his back -- and he didn't notice one bit.



And another "problem" Celia and I have is in 4th bell, Sculpture. These surfer guys who think they are the s**t looovveee to tease my entire "Gaia / Anime Table" because of who we are. "HAHA POKEMAN IS THOOOO COOL" and other taunts get tossed at us. That's not the only thing being tossed -- they like to throw pencils and chunks of stapler pieces at us. Celia said if they do it again, she might be suspended for 10 days wink

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Loser: Whatcha looking at punk?

SJL: -Breaks steel leg off of chair and bends it in half-

Loser: -Runs away with the rest of Poser Mobile-

SJL: cool Drink your milk kids. -Saves Jupiter from the evil mucus machines and makes love with the Moon Princess-

sweatdrop This doesn't really count but... when I was around 5 my neighbors had boxing gloves so my friend and I decided to box it. >< He pulled my hair... which was not so nice and I erm... suckerpunched him in the gut. REALLY HARD.

Then a few years later.. I went after a ball while my brother and his friend were playing tennis. So the ball gets stuck in some bushes and my friend and I both rush to get it. He pushes me and I ... kneed him in the not-so-nice-place-that-men-don't-want-to-be-hit-at place.

^^' At my elementary school... my class and the one above us or just any other class had bad blood between the two classes. We fought over EVERYTHING. The fields, the basketball courts... EVERYTHING. So... I decided to use my 'brain" power on year, 4th grade, and kept asking them what 100 x 100 is. ^^' Took them three years before they were actually able to answer me.

I still remember Pogs. Or something to that effect. My brother kept beating little kids and I remember that when you beat someone you get one of theirs for keeps. Little kids went to their moms and complained. X_X Those "mommys" told my brother to give back the stuff he won when he told them that if their kids didn't want to lose the stuff then they shouldn't have played. Everytime I think of that I think my brother rules over those "mommys."

More often than not, I'm verballing castrating the boys on my bus. I hate them so much! scream

Ahem, I mean... well, it's not like they ever have a good arguement, mostly just calling me a lesbian slut. What can I say? They all have the mental capacities of 6 year-old kids with Down's Syndrome.

And I'm not a lesbian! I'm bisexual! Which, in turn, means I'm half-lesbian. And they think it's okay to just come up to me and ask "Are you bi?" with their eys all wide and their mouths all gaping. If it's a boy, I say "yeah", if it's a girl, I say "Why, you gonna ask me out?"

That makes 'em shut up.

I don't know why I just told you all that.

Oh yeah, and I'm not a slut, either!