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Let's see how much of this applies to me since my friends call me gothic all the time.

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Complains of boredom.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL MEANS YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL) WTF? rofl
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. And yet this person spends their time on Gaia. Interesting....


Oh sweet Jesus, please save me! I have lost my way! *psh*
I find it very amusing that this thread is in the chatterbox. ^_^

Yes, black is a pretty color. 1
I love The Beatles, I'm going to hell OOO: 2
I would if I could, so, that's 3
No 3
Ew. 3
Green Day 4
I love Katy because she makes me goth xD 5
I never HAD an interest in the first place! 6
Who doesn't? 7
Ew. 7
Once again, ew. 7
Er, no. 7
No. 7
Me and every other teenager on the planet! 8
Yup. 9
I ALWAYS HAVE. Ask my parents. 10
I like the sun 3nodding 10
TICK (what exactly is usual for teenagers??) neutral 11
OH MY GOD I'M A GOTH O: 12
Shhhh. I'm speaking to the evil spirits. 13
Once again, me and every other teenager on the planet. 14
<.< >.> 15
Passing notes and the like counts, right? 16
Depends what you mean. 16
MY FAST METABOLISM AND SMALL STOMACH MAKE ME GOTH DDD: 17
But I love the chocolatey marshmallowy goodness ;___; 18
Ew. 18
Okay, wow. Getting scary. 19
No, I'm an innocent little child who only enjoys games filled with fwuffy bwunnies. 20
GAIA YOU MAKE ME GOTH O: 21
Oh yes, the headbang sure is goth. 22
Uh, no. 22
No, but I am very tolerant, so I suppose that counts. 23
Yes, because finding the power in nature is just SO dangerous. 24
neutral No. 24
Er, no. 24

Goth count: 24

Wow, I must really need some help xD

Frequently wears black clothing.
Is it bad I want all the sun's warmth for myself?


Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Repeeeent, repeeeeent...


Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
I feel sad now.


Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols.
I apologize I can support you anymore my dear friends! *emo tear*


Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
They're pretty?


Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Marilyn Manson had songs that got stuck in my head. *shrug*


Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. I manage to attract them.


Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
No explination here, just laziness.


Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.


Takes drugs.


Drinks alcohol.
Not all the time! Geez...


Is suicidal and/or depressed.


Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)


Complains of boredom.
Yep.


Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Beauty sleep?


Is excessively awake during the night.
I've a fitful rest.


Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)


Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
You would too if you lived with my sisters!


Spends large amounts of time alone.
This is unwillfully...


Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
Like I said, sisters..


Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
This is so we can talk to evil spirits together! ^^


Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.


Misbehaves at school.
It's not a daily thing, but I've escaped three detentions and teachers hate me.


Misbehaves at home.



Eats excessively or too little.
*slap* Food owns!


Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL MEANS YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL)
Eh, it's yummy.


Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)


Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
xD!! My mother called my aunt amish because she didn't have cable. I love my mother. <3


Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
I love my Fable and Satan.


Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
No comment.


Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
It's how you know it's good.


Dances to music in a provocative manner.


Is homosexual and/or bisexual.


Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Sorry Atheism, you belong in the list, but whatever.


Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
xD Those things are hilarious.


Claims to be a goth.

Over-protective parental figure

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

Twenty-five.
s**t, I'm one bad motha -shut your mouth!-

Well, Christians don't like any other religion but their own.

...You can communicate with the Irish as well?! <3

yea i see this one kid every day i eat lunch with

dued that is so funnie makes time to use a computer wtf then how did they make the quiz?

TICK (black looks better on me than white)
TICK (so what??)
TICK
TICK
TICK
TICK (Marilyn Manson, and so many others)
TICK
TICK (I'm in sports, but the church corrptes young minds and bends them for evil goals)

TICK (beats the hell outta church)

X (OMG!!! druggies are goths? Aren't medinces drugs? Everyone who has taken caugh syrup is goth!)
X (OMFG!!! evry1 who drinks alcohol is a Goth!!)
X (not all Goths are depressed, some of us are very happy people, like me... kinda sorta.)
X (generalisation, i move for a dismissal)
TICK (life is boring, get over it)
TICK (see next refutation
TICK (Its called insomnia)
X
TICK (what exactly is usual for teenagers??)
TICK (I like to be alone ook is that so wrong were not ALL socail butterflys damnit.)
TICK (Well I woundn't call them evil presay)
TICK (what parents dont know cant hurt them)
TICK
TICK (does arguing with RE teachers count??)
TICK
TICK (its called an eating disorder dipshits. Or my be I had a big lunch and don't want the the damn food cause if I eat it I may just throw it up.)
TICK (WTF???)
X (but I do want the fangs)
TICK (along with a couple of hundred million other americans)
TICK (who Doesn't?)
TICK (methinks some1 is getting goth mixed up with hacker)
TICK (So what?? I like music)
X (it dapends on your definiion of provocative is.) X (No, but I have friends who are both.)
TICK (Guess so, I'm an athiest. Isn't church a cult with more more menbers?)
X (lol WHo the ******** does that?)
TICK (get over it)

YAY I'm going to hell and just about every1 else I know too. Well at lest I wount be lonly.

Totals:
27 TICKS
9 X's
rofl rofl rofl rofl