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 Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:26 pm
Deadly Lullaby Youko-chan O.O;;; >_> I prefer just... telling him traffic is fun to play in. He's dim-witted enough to do it, too. It would spare you the blood-splatters on your good clothes. o_o;
Erik Jean: ... *rolls away*
O_____O NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! ;____; I EVEN MADE YOU A CHARLES DANCE PHANTOM PICNIC HAT!!!
Erik Jean: *rolls faster*
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:35 pm
>_> He's my "baby." My egg for a project in school :3 I lurve him. <3 *sewing him clothes* X3 He's gonna have a swishy cloak and a Charles Dance Erik picnic hat and a fabric mask. :333333
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:48 pm
Youko-chan >_> He's my "baby." My egg for a project in school :3 I lurve him. <3 *sewing him clothes* X3 He's gonna have a swishy cloak and a Charles Dance Erik picnic hat and a fabric mask. :333333 Aww, that's so cute!! Hehe, gee I wonder where the idea for the name came from? LOL. Alright, Raoul's death: First, we sneak into his room at night wearing yellow glowing contacts, and we steal his teddy bear. He'll think it's Erik so he'll come to the underground lair, where we are waiting. ((We don't need to worry about Erik interfering because we kidnap him first and bring him back here for us phan girls!)) Anyways, Raoul comes and then we lock him up in the torture chamber again. As he cries ((just like we know he will)) we play a video on the tv screen we put in. The video is of his beloved Christine ripping his teddy bear to peices. Then, dressed as Erik, someone goes in and offers Raoul this choice: give up Christine or marry Carlotta. He won't give up Christine so he suffers a fate worse than death: A lifetime with Carlotta!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:50 pm
Technically marrying Carlotta, he would be giving up Christine because it was shunned upon for a married husband to look at other women... as is now still.....
meh... <.<....
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:07 pm
I saw we have him drawn and quartered, a little old fashioned, but still rather efficient I hear.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:40 pm
Deadly Lullaby Lock him in a room alone for 48 hours with nothing but a loudly ticking clock on the ceiling, to high for him to reach.
After that, release him into the mirror room, and use the reflection of the Manican doll that Erik had of Christine ti drive Raoul crazy in the mirror room...
After that I'd tell him Christine is burried alive 10 feet under ground in a stone coffin, and the only way to save her is to dig her out.
After he unburries the coffin, he will find it only contains salt... salt up to the very top.
I'd then grab him, and chain his wrists to the ceiling and ankles to the floor. Also would remove all his clothing except his underware (and maybe pants? *shrugs*)
With a clock in the room I would leave him there for another 5 hours alone... with the sound of the ticking clock.
After that I would go in and slice him with a rusty razor, and leave him for another 4 hours.
I would repeat the process, subtracting an hour each time... (3 hour wait, 2 hour wait, 1 hour wait) Then make it 45 min, 30 min, 15 min, 10 min, 5 min.
After the 5 minute wait, I would slice him once more with the rusty razor, and do it again once every minute after that. This would continue until he was covered in bloody painful cuts.
I would then take him back to the coffin, filled with salt. I'd shove him in the coffin and in the midst of his screams I'd grab his tongue and slice it right down the middle and shut the lid to the coffin and fill in the hole with dirt once more.
I would then leave him there for a week, and return to see a coffin filled with a dead corpes and bloodstained salt... and hopefully some scratching marks on the lid of the coffin.
HOW IS THAT FOR MORBID?!?!?!?! twisted I'm all for this idea, just with a few...modifications twisted Fill the coffin up only halfway with salt, then pour the other half on top of him when we shove him in there, Also, skip the last bit of cutting his tongue in half...I rather like hearing the fop scream. Oh, a leave him in with the clock alot longer...like, 4 days the first time, and then a whole day the second time. And of ourse, we'll video it all so we phans can watch Raoul's death as many times as we like. 3nodding twisted ^^
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:22 pm
Lock Erik and Raoul together in a small cage after taking Erik's mask off and taunting him. Then tell him Raoul was to blame then let our favorite Phantom tear that little fruit to peices. whee
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:44 pm
eek
...*bursts into hysterical laughter*
IMAO IMAO IMAO!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:28 am
First we fix him a lovely romantic dinner. Candles, music, table cloth, waiters, the whole nine yards.
Then we serve him liver. Polar Bear liver. And the Arsenic and Old Lace's special elderberry wine.
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"I like my town, with a little drop of...poison."
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:38 am
torture him slowly and make him say he hates Christine and he really wanted her to go with the phantom.....Just to see how much pain h can endure before I ducttape him and blow his brains out... or us ethe punjab laso....^^;;; I know not very christian like of me lol
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:29 pm
Ooo. Like in the phanfic my friend and I /used/ to be writing. UNTILSHE DECIDED HER PHANFIC ALONE WAS SO MUCH BETTER. crying ;;
We'd tell Raoul Christine was at the lake. He'd jump in and look. And drown looking. Because is he really smart enough to come up for air? x3;;
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:09 pm
Goodness. I really enjoy the death plot with the clock and salt-filled coffine. Ah, sweet music to the ears......
Hokay. Here's the plan. First, we take hooks. Lots and lots of large, pointy, razor-sharp hooks. Then, we get some lighter fluid and maybe some popcorn. We then carefully, oh, so carefully, slide the hooks into le fop's lilly white pansy @$$ flesh so he looks like a very mobid earing. After doing this, we rip them out, one by one. For extra effect, somebody could take a hammer and hit that bone on the front part of his leg. (You know that one, right? It hurts really bad when you hit it!)
Now that we've got out fop all nice and bloody, someone with muscles (maybe Erik, if he's not still depressed over that whole Christine thing,) will hoist him up onto that infamous chandelier, raise it high up in the air above the many rows of lush red seats and the cold wooden stage...
Then we leave him. For hours. Days, even. By this time, however, he will be sort-of healed, so we'll have to go in every now and then to rough 'im up a bit...you know, like chuck stones or anything heavy/sharp. After a while, we drown the house in lighter fluid, toss in a match and watch it burn. Raoul will hang there for a while, feeling the flame throw it's heat at him and reach closer...
And then we drop the chandelier, bust out the popcorn and enjoy the show! Mwahahaha! Of course, we'll need to pick a run down, shabby theater which isn't occupied by any sexy and deformed angels of music. Or we'll just pick another location; like a room full of knives with mirrors lining the walls.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:43 pm
I say that we bind and gag Monsieur le Fop and stick him in a closet. Then, we seal the closet up and paint it up and make it look like a wall. THEN we sell the house that the closet is in to Christine (Or Erik), who happily moves in. That way, Monsieur le Fop has no choice but to listen to Christine every day. He slowly dies of suffocation and starvation.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:01 pm
EriksDarkAngel I say that we bind and gag Monsieur le Fop and stick him in a closet. Then, we seal the closet up and paint it up and make it look like a wall. THEN we sell the house that the closet is in to Christine (Or Erik), who happily moves in. That way, Monsieur le Fop has no choice but to listen to Christine every day. He slowly dies of suffocation and starvation. better yet, put and oxygen tank and an IV on his arm that will keep him barely alive for far longer...
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