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nightwing773

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:12 pm


I know I don't know everything, In fact, I know nothing at all. I'm proud of it.

I was talking about you
PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:15 pm


nightwing773
I know I don't know everything, In fact, I know nothing at all. I'm proud of it.

I was talking about you


You know nothing, thanks for admitting it.

Tatsuya_Kawajiri


nightwing773

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:18 pm


you're welcome, now it's ur turn. wink
PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:14 pm


nightwing773
You are the greatest ever.


I agree.

Tatsuya_Kawajiri


Tatsuya_Kawajiri

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:58 am


I'm the ******** poan bomb mega fighter king of the multiverse.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:05 am


Tatsuya_Kawajiri
I'm the ******** poan bomb mega fighter king of the multiverse.


Translation:

Tatsuya_Kawajiri
I'm the ******** worst fighter this side of the multiverse.

Odin Reeves


DarthJudge

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:42 pm


Lol Tatsuya is funny!! rofl rofl rofl
lol, "You know nothing, thanks for admitting it.", lol
rofl rofl rofl
*wipes tear off eye*
PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:49 pm


I always use the "I'm blind" line tactic.
*Hey, it works for me!* rofl
Keep a pair of dark shades with you. And when baddies come up, put them on before they get to you and act like your sight has left you. And say, "Omg! Who's there??? Help me! I'm blind! gonk " Act all panicky too. I SWEAR it worked for me dozens of times rofl rofl rofl
And when the bad johns left, I would jet off laughing my a** off! rofl

DarthJudge


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:34 pm


Do tell, what do you do to defend yourself when all of your advice up to this point fails miserably~?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:55 pm


Dr. Awkward
Do tell, what do you do to defend yourself when all of your advice up to this point fails miserably~?


To get to the next level of Tat-jitsu, you need to send me 10$, or 2 40s. Either way, it's costing you 10$

Tatsuya_Kawajiri


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:38 pm


Tatsuya_Kawajiri
Dr. Awkward
Do tell, what do you do to defend yourself when all of your advice up to this point fails miserably~?


To get to the next level of Tat-jitsu, you need to send me 10$, or 2 40s. Either way, it's costing you 10$
Wow, you actually posted something which even I find funny.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:12 pm


so what do you do if someone has grabbed you by the n****e and has a gun on your crouch, oh and your surrounded by sharks, and the aliens have landed on your house with a drugged up santa claus monster?

Calamity Trigger


JoshuaKenzo

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:37 pm


What do you do if your aggressor is a 300 lb woman and you can't (nor want to) apply your j**z-jitsu?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:14 pm


JoshuaKenzo
What do you do if your aggressor is a 300 lb woman and you can't (nor want to) apply your j**z-jitsu?

isn't j**z-jitsu purely for man on man fighting? I don't know, better ask the master and founder.

Tat, your answer?

Odin Reeves


Tatsuya_Kawajiri

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:11 pm


Calamity-Rato
so what do you do if someone has grabbed you by the n****e and has a gun on your crouch, oh and your surrounded by sharks, and the aliens have landed on your house with a drugged up santa claus monster?


Stop buying from whoever you just bought your s**t from.
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