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garbagesauce

PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:31 pm


"I am, I said
To no one there!
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair!"

PS: My father used to occasionally play and sing this song for a laugh and would go through the motions almost as if he were serious, but instead of "I'm not a man who likes to swear, but I've never cared for the sound of being alone" he'd say, "I'm not a man who likes to swear but s**t, god damn, ********!" and then he'd stop abruptly and move onto another song.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:40 pm


rofl well i'd never have thought of your Dad as a Neil Diamond fan, and i never realised THAT was what he was singing!
luckily i only ever hear this song on the radio at work so it's a bit muffled.

got to say, i prefer your Dad's version though lol

Poppetta
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garbagesauce

PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:54 pm


Here's an old Tommy James & the Shondells number. The redundancy is quite maddening and also the bit about seeing her walking down the line then, at the end of the verse, denying he'd ever seen her at all. Obviously, if we quibbled with every lyrical inconsistency, we'd be busy, but I find this one of the funnier ones and, after all, that's what we're here for. wink

My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky

Yeah

My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky

I saw you walkin' on down the line
You know I saw you
For the very first time
A pretty little thing
Standin' all alone
Hey, pretty baby
Can I take you home
I never saw ya
Never ever saw ya

My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky

Yeah, does it good, too, Let's rock
Hey

I saw you walkin' on down the line
You know I saw you
For the very first time
A pretty little thing
Standin' all alone
Hey, pretty baby
Can I take you home
I never saw ya
Never ever saw ya

My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky

Ooh wow

My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:39 am


another one from your collection is that?

or is it one of your Dad's favourites?? rofl

Poppetta
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:34 pm


SYSTEM OF A DOWN LYRICS

Cigaro


My c**k is much bigger than yours,
My c**k can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My s**t stinks much better than yours,
My s**t stinks right down through the floor.
With a feeling so pure,
It's got you coming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

Can't you see that I love my c**k?
Can't you see that you love my c**k?
Can't you see that we love my c**k?

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate
We're the propagators of all genocide
Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My c**k is much bigger than yours,
My c**k can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:46 am


rolleyes wow, he must have a really small one if he feels the need to write a song like that, talk about over conpensating rofl
men(boys) are so pathetic rolleyes

Poppetta
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Doctor_Whatsit

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:34 pm


PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:02 am


That claptrap is the kind of thing System of a Down does? Is that supposed to be "deep", maybe a Bill Clinton reference or something (the Cigar?) or is it just nonsense? In either case, I'm glad I've never had to endure the actual song. I guess because of their popularity and political
stridency I sort of thought they brought a mild intelligence to their style of music. If they do, I'm not seeing it here. rofl

garbagesauce


Kim Dzong

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:03 am


PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:53 am


misheard lyrics are so funny sometimes, especially if you'd been under the impression that they were singing something totally different for years! rofl

Paw! that thing is scary eek

Khione


Kim Dzong

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:07 am


Khione
misheard lyrics are so funny sometimes, especially if you'd been under the impression that they were singing something totally different for years! rofl

Paw! that thing is scary eek


this happened to me this week - -
i was told to learn "zombie" by the cranberries , for the school band
i read the lyrics, and found out that it's not YRHA YYRHAA in the chours, but IN YOUR HEAD

- - ' xD
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:11 am


lol, she does have the broadest Irish accent that i have even heard though!

Khione


SweetSixteenSophie

PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:24 pm


A Christmas one lol!!

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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
You

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I don't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeers click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
Ooh baby
All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is...
You
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:29 pm


gonk i HATE HATE HATE that woman evil

jellysundae
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georgehippo
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:09 pm


jellysundae
gonk i HATE HATE HATE that woman evil


Who? Mariah? Can't stand her either i must admit! evil
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