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I'd be scared, considering if it was a best friend's parent.. They'd be far older than I do I think I'd just laugh and walk away.

I would watch that documentary on Bourlasque Queens again <3

If I had a time machine I would go back in time and laugh my a** off at Morbidea's post when she shoved her panties on top of Astarte's head

I even cried imagining such ocurrencies rofl

Unfortunatly, it has been theorised that had the holocaust not happened, the Jews would have joined Hitler's army and then Hitler would rule the world. Had they not been segregated like they were and treated like the germans, they would have joined.

If I had a time machine. I would go back in time with the knowledge and sceince that we have now, Kill all the people that invented, gunpowder, nuclear bombs, discovered gas, then rule the world as a utopia with no guns or nuclear missiles, a land where if there are wars, Skill, and not technology will be the deciding factor.

If I had a time machine Oh if I had a time machine

I woooould

1. Go back in time and KILL the b*****d who first said "your mom" No really, Id castrate the b*****d witha rusty fishing knife then drill a hole through his head with chinese water tourcher

2. ID go back to where they faked the moon landing and jump into it and act like a total retard

3. Id stop the JFK assanition by waiting on the grassy knoll

4. Id go back intime and kill the guy who got Miss bush senor addicted to crack

5. Id KILL EVERY SINGLE STINGRAY cause then the crock hunter would LIVE

6. Pimp slap samul El jackson...just cuase

7. Kidnap the guy who invented the car alram and drag him kicking and screaming into a grave and bury him next to those thousands of ET games buried in mexico

8. MAKE SHURE that All the kick a** mythical creatures got on noahs arc
Cause fire breathing dragons eating cows and burning villages while lycnas and vampires and angels and demopns all fight and blody mortal combat, while cyclopes stare at ranom stuff with their one eye, and leppercans bite people in the shines protecing their gold adds so much grace to Eris. (goddes of discordea)

9. Have a chess match with ghandi

10 MAKE SHURE pot and LSD remane legal.
(no I don not tkae them but they should be!)

And the thing I wnat to travel back in time to do the most is...dun dun da duuuuuun

is going back in time and changing the guy who became leader of germany after hitles death
Himlec Smilter
with his famous book about the commen cold
My cough
(50000 bounes points if you know the stand up dude for that)

hummm... that would be fun.... I would totaly screw around in the past to mess up the future the way I want!

not sure exactly what changes i would make... but i would probably make it so the atomic bomb blew us all up or something... knowing the way I can screw things up and all xd

Fix alot of mistakes. Go into the future to see if I actualy became a Ninja or Pirate. biggrin (Even if I don't I'll still be one. stare )
Hug Hitler (then run away fast.) o.O;
Beat up Bush, Kerry, and myself as a kid. I'd deserve it for being such a wimp.
Drink some tea.
Create tea time in Florida. I dunno' how yet. o.O;
Go to the future to hear the music.
See what happened to Nathan and Riley.
See what's happened to Levi and Dalton.
Make it so Bambi, The Fox and The Hound, and such disney movies to be destroyed. twisted
Other things...