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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:10 pm

I have a bunch of jokes... but some of them are somewhat racist. Funny, definitely, I mean even some of the people who are part of the religion being ridiculed find them funny... They're pretty sick, as is my sense of humour.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:34 pm

BotheredNation

I have a bunch of jokes... but some of them are somewhat racist. Funny, definitely, I mean even some of the people who are part of the religion being ridiculed find them funny... They're pretty sick, as is my sense of humour.

I've got a couple of good racist jokes...but I don't want to offend. sweatdrop

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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:46 pm

1 monkey fell out of a tree. Why? Because it was dead. A second monkey fell out of a tree. Why? Because it was dead. A third monkey fell out of a tree. Why? Peer pressure.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:53 pm

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an octopus??
I don't know, but it sure can pick a lot of cabbage.

(answer is in white so as not to offend...)

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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:59 pm

What's the best thing to ever come out of Norway?

An empty boat.

Why was it so tragic when two Norweigians in a station wagon fell off a cliff?

It could have held four more!

Did you hear about the Swedes' new zoo?

They built a fence around Norway!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:48 pm

Serelia

BotheredNation

I have a bunch of jokes... but some of them are somewhat racist. Funny, definitely, I mean even some of the people who are part of the religion being ridiculed find them funny... They're pretty sick, as is my sense of humour.

I've got a couple of good racist jokes...but I don't want to offend. sweatdrop

In situations like this, I refer to the music of Avenue Q...
"Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes!
Doesn't mean we go around committing
Hate crimes!~~
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
I guess it's just a fact we all should face!~~
Everyone makes judgments;
Based on race.

Everyone's a little bit racist
Today!
Everyone's a little bit racist;
Okay!~~
Ethnic jokes might be uncouth
but you laugh because they're based on truth.
Don't take them as personal attacks!~~
Everyone enjoys them;
So relax."

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piinkerton

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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:02 am

Andy1989

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BotheredNation

I have a bunch of jokes... but some of them are somewhat racist. Funny, definitely, I mean even some of the people who are part of the religion being ridiculed find them funny... They're pretty sick, as is my sense of humour.

I've got a couple of good racist jokes...but I don't want to offend. sweatdrop

In situations like this, I refer to the music of Avenue Q...
"Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes!
Doesn't mean we go around committing
Hate crimes!~~
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
I guess it's just a fact we all should face!~~
Everyone makes judgments;
Based on race.

Everyone's a little bit racist
Today!
Everyone's a little bit racist;
Okay!~~
Ethnic jokes might be uncouth
but you laugh because they're based on truth.
Don't take them as personal attacks!~~
Everyone enjoys them;

So relax."

1. Love the new get-up.
2. Good advice, hope you enjoyed the joke blaugh

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:47 am

Serelia

1. Love the new get-up.
2. Good advice, hope you enjoyed the joke blaugh

1. I love this shirt. It's the sex. 3nodding
2. I know. Don't ya just love Broadyway musicals that are all puppets except for 3 people? There's also a part where the puppets are having sex. That's amusing to hear. xd If only I'd seen it...*sigh* And yes...I did enjoy the joke. 3nodding

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piinkerton

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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:15 pm

Andy1989

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1. Love the new get-up.
2. Good advice, hope you enjoyed the joke blaugh

1. I love this shirt. It's the sex. 3nodding
2. I know. Don't ya just love Broadyway musicals that are all puppets except for 3 people? There's also a part where the puppets are having sex. That's amusing to hear. xd If only I'd seen it...*sigh* And yes...I did enjoy the joke. 3nodding

Puppets...and sex?!
Damn, this I've gotta see. blaugh

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:07 am

Whats so great about twenty-eight year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

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oGolem

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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:07 pm

Pardon me if I look sheepish, but I'm trying to think up some gnu animal puns. I mean, normally I'm not one to duck the subject, but the puns so far have been fowl, and I can't take any more.

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:28 pm

Golem OTCT

Pardon me if I look sheepish, but I'm trying to think up some gnu animal puns. I mean, normally I'm not one to duck the subject, but the puns so far have been fowl, and I can't take any more.

That seemed kinda fishy....no, seriously. It was a baaaaaaad pun.

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