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YvetteEmilieDupont

PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:52 pm


Slurred Thinking

*bangs head on pew in front of me* gonk


WOW THAT IS ME EVERYWEEK AT CHURCH!!!! surprised eek you are pychic
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:30 pm


DarkHalcyon
And the rabbi said some weird stuff too- "we all start out as smelly droplets, wtf?"


That would be sperm rofl

nathan_ngl
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:53 pm


nathan_ngl
DarkHalcyon
And the rabbi said some weird stuff too- "we all start out as smelly droplets, wtf?"


That would be sperm rofl


Im not a doctor and I have no extensive medical knowledge...but isnt it bad if they smell?
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:32 pm


We were running late one day and the rabbi gave a double whammy sermon. And of course no one could leave. It's impolite.

Our old rabbi used to give 45-minute sermons.

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DarkHalcyon

PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:53 pm


nathan_ngl
DarkHalcyon
And the rabbi said some weird stuff too- "we all start out as smelly droplets, wtf?"


That would be sperm rofl


I should hope the sperm that made me wasn't smelly. crying
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:25 am


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nathan_ngl
DarkHalcyon
And the rabbi said some weird stuff too- "we all start out as smelly droplets, wtf?"


That would be sperm rofl


Im not a doctor and I have no extensive medical knowledge...but isnt it bad if they smell?
not at all.

the smell of sperm is actually the smell of various sugars, carbohydrates, and other nutrients that are mixed with the actual sperm cells to form semen.

the "smelly drop" is a combonation of both egg and sperm, which is indeed considered liquid until after the gastrula stage.

"from dust we came, to dust we shall return"

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ZonkotheSane

PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:26 am


Silverah
We were running late one day and the rabbi gave a double whammy sermon. And of course no one could leave. It's impolite.

Our old rabbi used to give 45-minute sermons.
if any rabbi gives a sermon, that man did not earn his s'mecha stare
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:30 am


DarkHalcyon
It also didn't help that this year was more depressing than any other year. neutral
it's supposed to be depressing, and long. the sole purpose of jew for that one day is to pray. and it's called "the day of atonement" for a reason. there are only two days a year i cry, and this is one of them.

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:23 pm


ZonkotheSane
Silverah
We were running late one day and the rabbi gave a double whammy sermon. And of course no one could leave. It's impolite.

Our old rabbi used to give 45-minute sermons.
if any rabbi gives a sermon, that man did not earn his s'mecha stare


But aren't rabbis supposed to give sermons? gonk Every shul I've ever been too, they gave a sermon. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:50 pm


Silverah
ZonkotheSane
Silverah
We were running late one day and the rabbi gave a double whammy sermon. And of course no one could leave. It's impolite.

Our old rabbi used to give 45-minute sermons.
if any rabbi gives a sermon, that man did not earn his s'mecha stare


But aren't rabbis supposed to give sermons? gonk Every shul I've ever been too, they gave a sermon. sweatdrop
if you mean "shiur", or "shmuese", or "drosha", then ok. but a sermon is really none of those.

ZonkotheSane


nathan_ngl
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:04 am


Silverah
We were running late one day and the rabbi gave a double whammy sermon. And of course no one could leave. It's impolite.

Our old rabbi used to give 45-minute sermons.


Our Rosh yeshiva gives 30-40 minuite talks after teffila on thursdays... It's kinda annoying, because we wanna go eat and he keeps repeating what he says over and over and over and over and under and besides and all around and over again... crying
PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:06 am


nathan_ngl
Silverah
We were running late one day and the rabbi gave a double whammy sermon. And of course no one could leave. It's impolite.

Our old rabbi used to give 45-minute sermons.


Our Rosh yeshiva gives 30-40 minuite talks after teffila on thursdays... It's kinda annoying, because we wanna go eat and he keeps repeating what he says over and over and over and over and under and besides and all around and over again... crying


well, that's kind of hyperbole ("guzma") it's about 15-20 minutes... but it's still kinda annoying though rofl

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tsvi_tyl

PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:48 am


tsshark
nathan_ngl
Silverah
We were running late one day and the rabbi gave a double whammy sermon. And of course no one could leave. It's impolite.

Our old rabbi used to give 45-minute sermons.


Our Rosh yeshiva gives 30-40 minuite talks after teffila on thursdays... It's kinda annoying, because we wanna go eat and he keeps repeating what he says over and over and over and over and under and besides and all around and over again... crying


well, that's kind of hyperbole ("guzma") it's about 15-20 minutes... but it's still kinda annoying though rofl


You dont think i hear your rabbi when i come early to school? stare

i hear him, and yes it is 35 miuntes if he has something important to repeat lol ninja

he also uhh "shouts" i cant find the right for it though because "shouts" is too much of a word for what he does.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:52 am


nathan_ngl
The only prayer where I actually feel "wow this is long" is yom kippur... xp . I find the people that drawn out the prayer like shmaaaaaa really ammusing 3nodding blaugh !


there are also the guys who start crying out loud when saying shema...
rofl rofl rofl

is kind of annoying because he crying more... and more...
like yeah: " yom kipur is almost over, take your time..." rofl
and that guy happens to be the chazzan... (leader of the prayer.)

tsvi_tyl


nathan_ngl
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:33 pm


tsshark
nathan_ngl
Silverah
We were running late one day and the rabbi gave a double whammy sermon. And of course no one could leave. It's impolite.

Our old rabbi used to give 45-minute sermons.


Our Rosh yeshiva gives 30-40 minuite talks after teffila on thursdays... It's kinda annoying, because we wanna go eat and he keeps repeating what he says over and over and over and over and under and besides and all around and over again... crying


well, that's kind of hyperbole ("guzma") it's about 15-20 minutes... but it's still kinda annoying though rofl


stare .

No, he litterally talks 30-40 mins.
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