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Zealot of Insanity

PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:12 pm


Hmm. Not religious here.

However! I do agree that what that person wrote will definitely make everyone that reads this and me lose many IQ points.

I need some faith to replace those that I have lost while browsing this forum. Amen.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:33 pm


i'm not religious, either, but, AMEN to what the first poster said.

DulcetMelody


Czarevich

PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:16 pm


-holds his rosary in one hand and a Bible in the other-

Lord God in Heaven, cast these heathens from thy presence.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:17 pm


The way people talk these days scare me. It scares me even more is when they go to parks or other places and talk like that infront of young children, then the young children repeat what is said.

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Razten Mizuten

PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:56 am


Meditates on the matter.

After a few seconds of thinking this one has decided that this kid is about as clever as a ant that single handedly decided to take down a cat. May Buddah guide this one so that he can he reach enlightenment and understand what posesses these people to say fukin instead of ******** src="https://graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif" alt="User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show." title="User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show." class="bbcode-swap-blocked-image" rel="https://tinypic.com/i1fbl3.png" />
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:28 pm


If he tried to hack us, he would probably spell the codes wrong.

(I know about hacking and stuff, but I don't hack. You have to recode certain parts of the script for each page you want to edit.)

Master Sergeant Luigi


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:40 am


*head implodes*
PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:04 am


Please lord dont let me die now... im so young.. im still a virgin!! I dont want to be "hacked into" *holds cross necklace and recites prayers*

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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:50 pm


Hecate save us....Artemis...Dionysus...Selene....Athena.... *incants the names of 5000000 pagan deities*
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:24 pm


Great Cthulhu...get him first.

Perhaps if we all make an Elder sign, he'll go poof.

ChibbiChlessla


SJC^Superslacker^

PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:45 pm


that wasn't so much bad typing as stupidity in general...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:50 am


Sanguine Reverie
*just dies* Oh happy dagger!


Exactly. We all need one after that. I am not sure which is worse, the bad grammar or the fact this exists in the first place. And yes, the point would have been better made without the overdone colorful language (and most certainly the atrocious grammar). Then again, saying one is going to hack as many people as possible for simply being bitter over some experience and/or humans...I think that explains everything right there.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:50 pm


burning_eyes
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:22 pm


he spelled 'moron' 2 different ways . . .

that should say something right there.

Venat the Undying


duello

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:44 pm


In the words of Christopher, "a little ******** goes a long way." (Note that's my creative writing teacher Christopher.)

And now on with the prayer:

*Draws large geometric form on the carpet and kneels in front of it, then places a stone at each of the eight outer points.* Divine one of many names, thou who defies form and brought all things into being by thy will, I call upon thee and ask that thou impart wisdom upon my fellow men. Guide the accursed to a better path and lead the foul toward redemption. Through thy will, place teachers in their path and let their eyes be opened to the greater truths and greater goals. Then, if they still will not learn, inflict sufficient hardship into their lives to shake them loose from their comfortable idiocy and awaken them from their intellectual slumber. As we were born into change let us ever progress toward the light. Amen.
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