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You're right, this story is getting kinda stupid. Everyone's posting stuff that has nothing to do with the story, so i'll end it here...

Narrator: During this big fight scene, Link finally decided to get the Triforce and wished for the Quadforce, and finally got it. He then wished on the Quadforce that all his enemies would go away. They did. Great Moblin, Bongo Bongo, Goht, Gyorg and Odolwa went to an alternate dimension. Shadow Link, Majora, Ganon, Doom and all the other bosses went to the same alternate dimension. Howard the Disciple went away to a far off land to find his missing eyes. So once again, Link saves...wait a minute, Hyrule was never in danger in this adventure. Oh well, at least he saved the...no, wait, he didn't save the Princess either...

Zelda: I thought you said this would get us out of the sewer!

Deku: Uh....whoops.

Narrator: Well, the important thing is that Link avenged his uncle's-

Uncle Barney: What are ya talkin' about? I never died! I was taking a nap!

Narrator: Well then, what was the point of this adventure?

Everyone: ...........Uh-

Narrator: Never mind! The end! The end! No more of this crap! I'm goin' to Vegas, i don't need this!

(The end)

Okay, if anyone wants to start a new story from the beginning, go ahead and do it on this thread.

...I feel so violated <.>.

Ok, here's an idea: I (or somebody) will just start a new thread, since I don't know if anyone will want to sift through all the crap we just went through to get to a new story. This time, let's set some guidelines before we go all out and start introducing characters from the planet Flafluga or instanty talking people from one place to another.

And here I was thinking it was just getting good. Anyway, I'll start up the guidelines. and you guys add to 'em.

`~Guidlines~'

No members of other franchises will be allowed. Only made-up and Zelda characters are going to be in the story.

Make sure your posts make sense. If you post something involving a character that died, edit the story so that it makes sense.

Constantly refresh the page, so you can see if anyone adds something while you are writing your story

Have one window open containing the most recent page of the thread, and another containing the Message Post box.

Okay, I'll start us off this time. Unless you've got something planned spider, in which case you all can just ignore this story.

Link and Moosh were flying high above the ground when they came to a hole in the sky.

Moosh: I wonder where this goes.

Link: You can talk?

Moosh: Yeah, didn't you know?

Link: That was my great great grandpa, not me. I just look a lot like him.

Moosh: Oh, I thought it was good ol' Link.

Link: Well, I'm sure you won't find much of a difference as we go along.

Moosh: So, go in the hole?

Link: Sighhh, why not?

They float through the whole, and find theselves...










...in Kansas!

Link: Oh Moosh, I don't think we're in Hyrule anymore.

Moosh: ggggrrrrr

Link: Oh no! Moosh, why can't you talk?

Moosh: rrrraaaarrrr

Suddenly, Zelda falls through the hole too, and falls in Link's lap.

Zelda: Oh! Are you the fairy boy?

Link (after pondering this for a few moments): Yes.

Zelda: I knew I would find you! I had a dream of me falling into someone's lap, after falling through a hole. He would have a fairy, and a big bear.

Link: ...

Zelda: Hmm, but where is your fairy, fairy boy?

Link: ...

Zelda: it probably got lost in the transition from Hyrule to the strange land of flat green grass.

Link: ...

Zelda: Hmm, your clothes do not appear to be that of a fairy persons.

Yes, that was true. Link was now dressed in a green T with nrown shorts. He had black running shoes on, and a green flop-hat. But now only his left ear was pierced, his hair was short and neat, and his sword and shield were a palm-pilot and cell phone.

Zelda was oddly dressed too. Rather than a flowing elegant gown with jewels and lace, she was in a pink tank top and white hot pants. Her hair was pulled back in a pony tail, and her lips were shiny with lip-gloss.

Link: So, just who are you?

Zelda: Oh, you can talk!

Link: Yeah, what, you thought I was deaf or something?

Zelda: Well, you never spoke before. Except for an occasional nod, I thought you were void of communication.

Link: No, that was my great great great grandpa.

Zelda: Oh. So what's your name anyway?

Link: Link jr. jr. jr. jr. jr.

Zelda: What a coincidence! I'm a jr. jr. jr. jr. jr. too!

Zelda: Hey, in my dream, your bear had wings and was blue.

It was true, Moosh was now a proportionate, and white, polar bear. His wings had fallen to the ground as feathers, and he could no longer talk.

Link: Moosh, come back!

Moosh walks into the forest grunting.

Zelda: Hmm, that's gotta suck.

Link: Yeah. Well, whaddya say we check out the area?

Zelda: Why can't we just get a ladder and climb back up to that hole in the sky?

Suddenly a tornado carries them both off into the distance.

They awaken, covered in mud, and find themselves in...

LMAO! Great start Oni_Link! Better than Church Organ of Time's beginning. Anyway...

Link and Zelda awaken to find themselves in a prison.

Ganon: Look guys, we caught our enemies, and we havn't even escaped yet! Agahnim, you owe me $20!

Agahnim: Damn!

Zelda: ....Where are we?

Ganon: Ah, Zelda! Welcome to my Underground Dimension!

Link: What's going on!?

Doom: (in the shadows) Doom will explain everything. Link, your great great great great great great grandfather took a very important relic from Doom called the Quadforce of DOOM! And this Link banished Doom and all these losers to this alternate dimension. Now, we've been trying to escape for a while now, but now that we have you two, Doom says that we KILL YOU BOTH!!

(Ganon and some other guys go towards Link and Zelda's cell when suddenly...)