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 Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:47 am
I know a lot of good ones, but for some reason I'm drawing a blank right now! gonk
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 5:59 pm
Blood Driven Kitten Q: What does one lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? A: "See you next month!" Can't.. breathe! xD
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:09 pm
jibberish Blood Driven Kitten Q: What does one lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? A: "See you next month!" Can't.. breathe! xD Maaaan.. You never post in here anymore! gonk
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:34 pm
I find that most gay jokes are inoffensive so long as the person telling them wasn't trying to be offensive.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:56 pm
GAP.
It stands for "Gay and Proud"
Not really offensive though.
And I'm not one for Carlos Mencia, his act is funny, but all his shows are almost exactly the same. >.>
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 11:56 am
Kinky Twinkie How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and she brings her own tools DAMNIT! How many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two one to call the lesbian and one to say fabulous!!
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:41 pm
What do gay horses eat?
"Hey"
It works better if you tell the person face to face cuz then you can flip your hand and say it in a girly voice.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:03 pm
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A 'lick her' cabinet
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:34 pm
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:16 pm
ash_nazg_durbatuluk01 What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A 'lick her' cabinet What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders *dies*
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:29 pm
What do you call an Irish Lesbian?
Gaylick
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:22 pm
Moocat xD I have a kinda mean one-ish. It's weird. My cousin told me it, so you know it's going to be bad. (She's eighteen. xD; ) What's the difference between a Nazi and a Gay man? Forty-five degrees. For those who don't get it, The "High Hitler" sign is your arm out with your hand straight. And... just drop your wrist. This one is hilarious when you tell it in person and can perform the visuals. It doesn't have the same effect when you read it, though.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:35 pm
SinfulGuillotine Moocat xD I have a kinda mean one-ish. It's weird. My cousin told me it, so you know it's going to be bad. (She's eighteen. xD; ) What's the difference between a Nazi and a Gay man? Forty-five degrees. For those who don't get it, The "High Hitler" sign is your arm out with your hand straight. And... just drop your wrist. This one is hilarious when you tell it in person and can perform the visuals. It doesn't have the same effect when you read it, though. Oh man... Springtime for Hitler... XD
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:25 pm
BakaTulip SinfulGuillotine Moocat xD I have a kinda mean one-ish. It's weird. My cousin told me it, so you know it's going to be bad. (She's eighteen. xD; ) What's the difference between a Nazi and a Gay man? Forty-five degrees. For those who don't get it, The "High Hitler" sign is your arm out with your hand straight. And... just drop your wrist. This one is hilarious when you tell it in person and can perform the visuals. It doesn't have the same effect when you read it, though. Oh man... Springtime for Hitler... XD i still wanna see that movie...and perhaps the play as well... pirate
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