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 Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:50 pm
Order # 33 He who smelt it, dealt it.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:54 pm
Order 44: have mad saber envy toward the Jedi.
Order 42: Contemplate the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything!
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:34 pm
Order 70: The dangerous end of the blaster must at all times be pointed at the enemy and not at yourself.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:42 pm
((Paul, you just rephrased my Order #42...))
Order #1970: Learn Disco.
Order #1971: Lip sync to Beegees music.
Order #1972: Invent Disco Ball.
Order #1973: Install Disco Ball.
Order #1974: Grow Afro.
Order #1975: Invent Bell-Bottom Armor.
Order #1976: Get funky.
Order #1977: Create greatest movie in existance.
Order #1978: Get really mad at Beegee's music.
Order #1979: Buzz off Afro, and prepare for 80's.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:39 pm
Order 49: Thou shalt not play with thine Blaster Rifle in public
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:41 pm
Order 10: Thou shall kill. Alot.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:51 pm
Order #1138: Find someone to put 1138 in the back of each Trooper's helmet. Every single one of them.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:05 pm
Order 11: Thou Shalt Die...Alot
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:45 am
Order 2,873: Never kill Jedi.*
* This order was not made until some years after Order 66 was carried out. It was later removed when it was discovered that the troopers couldn't kill the remaining Jedi anyway.
Order 1337: Never anger the almighty one.*
This is why Crix Madine has not unleashed his full power upon the universe and destroyed it.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:19 pm
Order #476: A Double Whopper with extra cheese, Supersized fries, and a diet coke.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:39 pm
Order #123:to your collection point please
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:11 pm
Order #584: Learn the difference between "my rifle" and "my gun". One is for shooting, the other's for fun.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:32 pm
Order #101: Kill Jodie. With extreme prejudice.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:58 pm
Order #859: Shoot women and children.*
*Note to self: Don't lead them as much.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:01 pm
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