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 Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:39 am
Come on..
You guys haven't mentioned my favorite yet. cool
"But why is the rum gone?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:16 pm
`keNj Come on..
You guys haven't mentioned my favorite yet. cool
"But why is the rum gone?" That one's a given.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:44 pm
Pirates Of The Carribean 2 :
Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:05 am
Edward: We're Not Sheep
Jack: I Got a jar of dirt i got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it!
Love those ones
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:19 pm
I don't exactly remember how it goes, but it's from POTC 2:
[looks at Elizabeth in pirate clothing]
Jack: Elizabeth, those clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress, or nothing at all. It just so happens that I have no dress in my ship. heart
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:40 pm
POTC:
Jack: Yes, where is the rum? gonk
POTC2:
Jack: Elizabeth! Hide the rum!!
jack: You know, those clothes don't flatter you at all. It should a dress or nothing, I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:26 pm
This is a quote or rather scene from the movie Blow. I found it rather funny.
George: Your honor, I'd like to say a few words to the court if I may.
Judge: Well, you're gonna have to stop slouching and stand up to address this court, sir.
George: [stands] Alright. Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?
Judge:Yeah... Gosh, you know, your concepts are really interesting, Mister Jung.
George: Thank you.
Judge: Unfortunately for you, the line you crossed was real and the plants you brought with you were illegal, so your bail is twenty thousand dollars.
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:38 pm
Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack: -odd look- I'm sorry, mate, but my love has always been for the sea.
Elizabeth: William Turner.
Jack: -turns- Elizabeth! Hide the rum!
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:47 am
Keyblade_Lady Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love. Jack: -odd look- I'm sorry, mate, but my love has always been for the sea. Elizabeth: William Turner. Jack: -turns- Elizabeth! Hide the rum! Haha That was a good one
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:50 am
My favourites biggrin
Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy is it?
Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream
Bootstrap Bill: No
Jack Sparrow: I Thought not If it were there be rum
rofl
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:28 pm
That was a good line! The sea turtles! xd xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:02 pm
*has too many*
Cry-Baby --
Cry-Baby: Are you blind its a lonely tear drop!
Edward Scissorhands --
Edward: I thought this was shish kabob.
Edward: We're not sheep.
Benny & Joon --
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.
Sam: It's... not my tree.
Joon: Did you have to go to school for that?
Sam: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that.
Sleepy Hollow --
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Pirates of the Caribbean I --
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Once Upon A Time in Mexico --
Agent Sands: I couldn't find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars.
Agent Sands: Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubblegum?
Agent Sands: Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out.
Agent Sands: *pulls out a gun* Have you ever seen one of these? Have you ever used one? Don't ever because, they're very very bad. But right now I need you to aim it at the bad guy who's following us, and shoot him in the head.
Chicle Boy: Is someone following you?
Agent Sands: Well, it's a little difficult for me to tell right now, because I'm kinda having a bad day.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory --
Willy Wonka: Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.
Mike Teavee: You were once.
Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.
Willy Wonka: See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies.
Pirates of the Caribbean II --
Jack Sparrow: Where's it gone? Where's the thump-thump?
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
*shoots the monkey*
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's
inside it?
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:26 am
[Charlie and the chocolate Factory]
1.Wonka- "Don't touch those squirels nuts! it drives them crazy"
2.Wonka- "Good morning starshine the Earth says Hello!"
3.Wonka- "Chewing gum is really gross,Chewing gum I hate the most
MY 2 Fave ones from the movie:
Tubby Boy: "I love your Chocolate"
Wonka: "I can see that. So do I, I never thought we would have so much in common!"
Wonka: "Everything in here is eatable, even i'm eatable but that my children is called canibalism and it is frowned apon most societies"
rofl rofl I love that movie so Funny!
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:26 am
Keyblade_Lady That was a good line! The sea turtles! xd xd Lmao I know xd
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:31 pm
darkspirals666 I don't exactly remember how it goes, but it's from POTC 2: [looks at Elizabeth in pirate clothing] Jack: Elizabeth, those clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress, or nothing at all. It just so happens that I have no dress in my ship. heart I love your Sig biggrin
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