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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:18 pm
PLEASE DON'T QUOTE ALL OF THIS. Ah yes, the Jack's butt jokes never cease. Something I had to try cause I remember seeing someone else do this, but of course with different lyrics. In case you didn't know, the bachelorettes are just commenting on the song the bachelors are singing. I had to put all of them in this. XD
Jack: BumBumBUM (3X)
Jane: What exactly is going on here? Is this just another bubble butt joke? eek
Kurt: I feel pretty...
Dia: ... *Swoons.*
Joe: Oh so pretty!
Katie: That's just not right. :l
Bob: I feel pretty, and witty, and gaaaay!
Gwen: I can't believe I love you at all to begin with! gonk
Basil: And I pity.
Nina: Huh? Did that plant just speak?
Ray: Any girl who isnt me today. 4laugh
Maria: Honestly, I'm not sure what to say about this one, he's done many strange things in the past, but... sweatdrop
Jack: Lalalalalalalala!
Jane: *Wince.*
Blue: I feel charming...
Ann: Wait, what was that about charcoal? confused
Alex: Oh so charming.
Gina: Huh? Now what, exactly, are they doing?
Dan: It's alarming how charming I feel!
Eve: rolleyes
Carl: And so pretty that I hardly beelieve I'm reallll!
Ellen: xd Whatever this is, it's actually kinda funny. Okay, never mind, they're all going crazy, forget I ever said that. Or, in some cases, more crazy than they already are. *CoughJackcough.*
Louis: See that pretty girl in that mirror there?
Lyla: I only hope he means me. *Eye twitch.*
Jack: What mirror, where?
Jane: Oh goddess, you have to stop them, I mean, I revived you! gonk
Kurt: Who can that attractive girl be?
Dia: *Still passed out on the floor.*
Joe: Which one, where? Hum.
Katie: stare
Bob: What a pretty face! Hum.
Gwen: If he's talking about himself, then... gonk
Basil: What a pretty dress! Hum.
Nina: Why, thank you, Mr. Herb! whee *Still thinks it's basil speaking to her.*
Ray: What a pretty smile. Hum.
Maria: I have been scarred. *Digs her book out of an imaginary ruck sack, and begins to read, heaving a sigh.*
All Bachelors: What a pretty meeee!
All Bachelorettes: eek stare
Jack: Hummm! (Note: He's not a bachelor, or availible to marry playing as a girl, so I decided he was excluded in that.)
Jane: Hum, I wonder if it's going to end yet. stressed
Alex: I feel stunning.
Gina: Really? Would you like me to get medicine for that? *Worried look.*
Dan: Feel stunning.
Eve: I feel more stunning, as you're going to be when I'm finished with you. mad
Carl: And entrancing.
Ellen: Seriously? That can't be good for your health. sad
Louis: And entrancing.
Lyla: Not feeling so heartful... *Twitchy smile.*
All Bachelors: Feel like running, and dancing for joy~!
Kurt: For, I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy...
Marie: Bwah ha ha ha ha! mad D: *Cancels her weird, spell of complete authoress power, and disappears.*
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:36 pm
*Karen sits on bench like normal with Rick at seven in the morning.*
Karen: "I'm so pretty.."
Rick nods.
Karen: "I'm soo beautiful.."
Rick nods again.
Karen: "I'm soo smart and popular.."
Rick half nods.
Karen: "Every guy in this town adores me."
Rick nods extra hard then says, "Umm..Karen..I want to say.."
Karen looking shocked. "OMG I had no idea you sat here in the morning Rick! Omigosh! This is such a surprise I mean.."
Rick walks away crying.
Karen crosses arms. "Well, that was rude."
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:11 pm
First meeting with the Harvest Sprites... (My version.)
Jane: Oh my god, talking, breathing gnomes! Get the rifle!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:37 pm
xDDDD I'm glad you liked the odd stuff I posted. Okies, here's another one.
Jane: Kurt, I will kiss you, but, keep your hair far, far away from me. ^ ^"
Kurt: Why? O.o *Unsure if this is a good start to a long beautiful, key word being beautiful, relationship.*
Jane: It just looks, dangerous... With possible radio activity.
Kurt: Screw this. -.-" *Just kisses her to end the conversation.*
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:25 pm
Inspired by something from the HM MM rpg. You'll have to search through it to find out what. biggrin
Jack: *Feeds the dog a mistake.*
Dog: *Starts running around in circles, howling.*
Jack: OH MY GOD, IT'S GONNA BLOW! I gotta stop it, somehow. *Picks up the dog, and rushes to the clinic.* Uh, Alex, this dog is kinda... Explosive, can you help it?
Alex: What do you mean? O.o
Jack: It's gonna blow. ^ ^"
Alex: Look, I cure illnesses, treat wounds, but I don't deactivate bombs! Now, take that thing and leave, if it's going to explode, let it explode far, far away from here. -.-#
Jack: Shoot!
Dog: *Emitting ticking noises.*
Jack: *Runs off to the tool shop.* Tim, where's Tai? It's an emergency!
Tim: Huh? He went out.
Jack: WHERE?!
Tim: ...On a business trip. >.>
Jack: Not good. Listen, do you have anything here that can deactivate bombs?
Tim: What?! Are you implying there's a bomb, uh, somewhere?!
Jack: My dog's the bomb.
Tim: This isn't the time to tell me how cool your dumb dog is.
Jack: No, I mean it literally, he is the BOMB. Do you have something or not?
Tim: There is one thing... *Walks into the back through some secret passage.* Okies, here it is. *Hands Jack a Goddess Axe.*
Jack: What am I gonna do with this?
Tim: Kill the dog.
Jack: Areyoucrazy?! Ifthedog'scutopenthisplacegoesupinsmoke!
Tim: Okay... You get your butt out of this place, grandpa will be PO'ed if he comes to see it in ashes just cause your dog blew up.
Jack: We're all doomed. gonk *Walks out.*
To be continued...
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:38 am
Joke on the MM rp, based on it. XP
Blue: Screw being Grey, Blue, and Purple! In Sprite Station, I think. I'm gonna be Forest Green! scream
Kurt: *Gape.* Roll already taken for next game! *Crosses arms.*
Joe: I knew that camo wasn't good for him, I told him when we were kids. gonk
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 4:22 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 10:37 pm
*Karen and Elli sitting ont he bench seperating the clinic and the supermarket*
Karen: "I'm sooo pretty!"
Elli rolling eyes: "Karen, you're being vain again."
Karen: "I mean seriously, I'm the most beautiful girl in Mineral Town."
Elli: "There is one woman more beautiful than you."
Karen is stunned: "Who?"
Elli: "The Harvest Goddess, of course."
Karen laughs loudly: "She doesn't count! She's some kind of ghost or a fish or something."
*Harvest goddess appears out of nowhere and zaps Karen so she is burnt to a crisp*
Elli laughs hysterically.
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:44 am
Forget what fanfic this is from, but it's really, really funny. xd
Jack: Rick, do you know the reason why I actually came to Mineral Town?
Rick: No...
Jack: It's because of a girl I left, when I was a child I kissed her in the middle of a field of flowers. I guess she's gone now, I can't find her anywhere.
Rick: Uh, Jack, I hate to break it to you, but that 'girl' was me. *Pale.*
Jack: *Faints into his deep glass of wine.*
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:43 am
OMG Genbu that was funny!
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:53 pm
Grey:I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel gitty and Pretty and sound*he is wearing a pink flower dress*
*Ann walks in*
Ann:WHAT THE HE--?
grey:ummm I FEEL PRETTY OH SO PRETTY
Ann:YOUR UGLY BUTTWIPE GET A WIFE GET A LIFE OR AT LEAST A WHORE!
Grey cry crying cry Your so hurtful!*runs away crying*
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 2:53 pm
Genbu no miko Marie Forget what fanfic this is from, but it's really, really funny. xd Jack: Rick, do you know the reason why I actually came to Mineral Town? Rick: No... Jack: It's because of a girl I left, when I was a child I kissed her in the middle of a field of flowers. I guess she's gone now, I can't find her anywhere. Rick: Uh, Jack, I hate to break it to you, but that 'girl' was me. *Pale.* Jack: *Faints into his deep glass of wine.* That is really funny!
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