Oh dear gods, you transported inside the tavern while on your moterbike!?
The summoning area for vehicles is outside!
That's gotta be a magic misdemeanor or something.
"Hey, man. I don't see no magic cops around. Besides, Steve is very well-behaved. Check this out." He removed a key fob from his pocket and pointed it towards the motorcycle. With the press of a button, the bike shrunk down to 1/64th its normal size. TIM grinned, picked up the mini motorbike, and clipped it to his key ring.
"See?"
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 6:54 pm
White Mage Rose
Queentintin
White Mage Rose
Queentintin
Hello I'm just a straggler, wondering this Earth, come by for some wholesome food, and an ale =)
" welcome to my tavern! what would you like to order ? ( menus is on first post), please make yourself comfy and i will get your order on its way " Rosie replied as she smiled and got ready to write down her order.
Love an ale and some stew please, I'm a very hungry =)
"coming right up hun ... please make yourself at home while you wait and take a look at the merchandise that I am selling "
Oh dear gods, you transported inside the tavern while on your moterbike!?
The summoning area for vehicles is outside!
That's gotta be a magic misdemeanor or something.
"Hey, man. I don't see no magic cops around. Besides, Steve is very well-behaved. Check this out." He removed a key fob from his pocket and pointed it towards the motorcycle. With the press of a button, the bike shrunk down to 1/64th its normal size. TIM grinned, picked up the mini motorbike, and clipped it to his key ring.
"See?"
Rosie walked up to him and replied " may i interest you in some food and ale ? please make yourself at home and have a look around sir "
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:36 am
Rosie brought Foxie his food and ale then replied " so what items did you want to purchase today ? there are lots of every item so pick out what you want"
Those are some fabulous-looking potions and spellbooks!
So, I'm a bounty hunter mage just stopping by after a job, but I could really use an improved arsenal. That fireball spell I mentioned takes like an hour to prepare. And one of these days, the local goblins are gonna realize my glowing, fiery hand spell only heats up my hands to 120°F.
I'm interested in that black book of hexes and protection magic!
And any good food to sober up, ma'am.
" we have an excellent hearty beef stew and fine imported ales from around the world ! Yes the black magic spell book is a best seller in my shop ! shall I grab one for you ? and what potions would you like ?" she replied happily to him .
"I think I may have imported enough ale this evening. But another night I'll be happy to try some of your varieties."
"I'll try that beef stew and would love to purchase your black magic book! I'll hold off on the potions until I get some better paying contracts."
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 6:24 am
Red Mage Foxie
White Mage Rose
Red Mage Foxie
White Mage Rose
Those are some fabulous-looking potions and spellbooks!
So, I'm a bounty hunter mage just stopping by after a job, but I could really use an improved arsenal. That fireball spell I mentioned takes like an hour to prepare. And one of these days, the local goblins are gonna realize my glowing, fiery hand spell only heats up my hands to 120°F.
I'm interested in that black book of hexes and protection magic!
And any good food to sober up, ma'am.
" we have an excellent hearty beef stew and fine imported ales from around the world ! Yes the black magic spell book is a best seller in my shop ! shall I grab one for you ? and what potions would you like ?" she replied happily to him .
"I think I may have imported enough ale this evening. But another night I'll be happy to try some of your varieties."
"I'll try that beef stew and would love to purchase your black magic book! I'll hold off on the potions until I get some better paying contracts."
" great ! i will bring you a big bowl of the beef stew and your magic book right away " she replied to Foxie as she headed into the kitchen to bowl up his stew
"That is some impressive space-compression magic!"
"I guess you could say Steve's a grower, not a shower."
I'll see myself out But not before I get my stew and spellbook
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 11:40 am
White Mage Rose
The Iron Magus
Red Mage Foxie
The Iron Magus
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.
What's up? lol
Oh dear gods, you transported inside the tavern while on your moterbike!?
The summoning area for vehicles is outside!
That's gotta be a magic misdemeanor or something.
"Hey, man. I don't see no magic cops around. Besides, Steve is very well-behaved. Check this out." He removed a key fob from his pocket and pointed it towards the motorcycle. With the press of a button, the bike shrunk down to 1/64th its normal size. TIM grinned, picked up the mini motorbike, and clipped it to his key ring.
"See?"
Rosie walked up to him and replied " may i interest you in some food and ale ? please make yourself at home and have a look around sir "
"Right, to business. From what I hear, this place has some mighty impressive wares. So I'm here to get something special. Something you can't get anywhere else. That's right. I'm talking about the good stuff.
"The best beef stew in town! I hear you can even order it in a bowl... made of bread. Are the rumors true?"
"That is some impressive space-compression magic!"
"I guess you could say Steve's a grower, not a shower."
I'll see myself out But not before I get my stew and spellbook
TIM makes a drumming motion, and a familiar *ba dum tiss* sound fills the air.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 4:31 pm
The Iron Magus
White Mage Rose
The Iron Magus
Red Mage Foxie
The Iron Magus
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.
What's up? lol
Oh dear gods, you transported inside the tavern while on your moterbike!?
The summoning area for vehicles is outside!
That's gotta be a magic misdemeanor or something.
"Hey, man. I don't see no magic cops around. Besides, Steve is very well-behaved. Check this out." He removed a key fob from his pocket and pointed it towards the motorcycle. With the press of a button, the bike shrunk down to 1/64th its normal size. TIM grinned, picked up the mini motorbike, and clipped it to his key ring.
"See?"
Rosie walked up to him and replied " may i interest you in some food and ale ? please make yourself at home and have a look around sir "
"Right, to business. From what I hear, this place has some mighty impressive wares. So I'm here to get something special. Something you can't get anywhere else. That's right. I'm talking about the good stuff.
"The best beef stew in town! I hear you can even order it in a bowl... made of bread. Are the rumors true?"
" why yes we do that here ... why dont you get a table and i will bring it right out to ya ?" she replied to him and walked back to the kitchen to get him his order
Oh dear gods, you transported inside the tavern while on your moterbike!?
The summoning area for vehicles is outside!
That's gotta be a magic misdemeanor or something.
"Hey, man. I don't see no magic cops around. Besides, Steve is very well-behaved. Check this out." He removed a key fob from his pocket and pointed it towards the motorcycle. With the press of a button, the bike shrunk down to 1/64th its normal size. TIM grinned, picked up the mini motorbike, and clipped it to his key ring.
"See?"
Rosie walked up to him and replied " may i interest you in some food and ale ? please make yourself at home and have a look around sir "
"Right, to business. From what I hear, this place has some mighty impressive wares. So I'm here to get something special. Something you can't get anywhere else. That's right. I'm talking about the good stuff.
"The best beef stew in town! I hear you can even order it in a bowl... made of bread. Are the rumors true?"
" why yes we do that here ... why dont you get a table and i will bring it right out to ya ?" she replied to him and walked back to the kitchen to get him his order
"Oh, mama."
TIM drools a little as he takes his seat, and then proceeds to tuck his napkin into the collar of his shirt to form a bib, then sit expectantly with his arms on the table, one hand holding a fork, and the other a knife.
Neither of these are particularly useful for eating stew.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 4:46 pm
The Iron Magus
White Mage Rose
The Iron Magus
White Mage Rose
The Iron Magus
"Hey, man. I don't see no magic cops around. Besides, Steve is very well-behaved. Check this out." He removed a key fob from his pocket and pointed it towards the motorcycle. With the press of a button, the bike shrunk down to 1/64th its normal size. TIM grinned, picked up the mini motorbike, and clipped it to his key ring.
"See?"
Rosie walked up to him and replied " may i interest you in some food and ale ? please make yourself at home and have a look around sir "
"Right, to business. From what I hear, this place has some mighty impressive wares. So I'm here to get something special. Something you can't get anywhere else. That's right. I'm talking about the good stuff.
"The best beef stew in town! I hear you can even order it in a bowl... made of bread. Are the rumors true?"
" why yes we do that here ... why dont you get a table and i will bring it right out to ya ?" she replied to him and walked back to the kitchen to get him his order
"Oh, mama."
TIM drools a little as he takes his seat, and then proceeds to tuck his napkin into the collar of his shirt to form a bib, then sit expectantly with his arms on the table, one hand holding a fork, and the other a knife.
Neither of these are particularly useful for eating stew.
" hey you are sir ... enjoy and if you want to look at our fine selection of magic books and potions feel free to"
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