The crowd boos as Cartwright makes his way towards the ring, holding a microphone.
JR: "It's the boss! What's he doing out here?!"
King: "Obviously he has come to congratulate Mr Sex!"
Cartwright enters the ring and waits for Mr Sex to stop having sexual relations with his wrestling ring.
Cartwright: "You did it Mr Sex!
You defeated my hand-picked opponent!
Congratulations!"
Cartwright applauds Mr Sex, the crowd joining him.
Cartwright: "So now it is time for me to make a decision.
I said that if you could win this match, that I would consider giving you a future match with the WWFG World Heavyweight Champion.
What do the fans think?!"
The fans cheer for Mr Sex, who they like because he is so sexy.
Cartwright: "The fans would like to see it!
But do you know what I see?!
I see someone who got LUCKY tonight!"
The crowd boos Cartwright for ruining Mr Sex's time.
Cartwright: "Come on!
We all know that a count-out win isn't impressive enough for a match with the WWFG World Heavyweight Champion!
So Mr Sex, I have made my considerations and now I simply must tell you...you will NOT get a match with the champion next show!"
Cartwright looks so happy to give Mr Sex the bad news!
JR: "What a horrible man! Cartwright got Mr Sex's hopes up just to dash them!"
King: "I think you will find that Cartwright is just doing his job!
He is protecting Mr Sex from himself!
A match with the WWFG World Heavyweight Champion would be a disaster for Mr Sex!"