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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:58 pm


"Super hero?" Otto furrowed his brows, "I ain't thought much about them since I was a kid. Never read comic books. Ain't nuthin' like that where I live. Gotta go to the city for that sort of s**t."

"Does Zorro count? He's kinda cool, I guess. Or the Power Rangers, they're okay. Ninja Turtles?"

Zoobey
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:17 pm


"Your favourite Marvel superhero," Mark elaborated, stopping dead on his tracks. "What the heck - how old are you even?"

The obvious answer was Otto was fourteen, but Mark probably meant the carbon dating of Otto's internet age through tracking popular trends. "Okay, okay, how about this. Have you ever heard of the best superhero of all time, Iron Man?"


Bittiface

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:24 pm


"Marvel?" Otto raised a brow. "I already told you, I'm fourteen. Geez..."

He huffed, fussing with his hair once Mark stopped walking. "Iron Man? Yeah I saw that movie. It was cool. He was kind of a p***k, which I liked more than most of it." Well, that and flying robots blowing s**t up.

Zoobey
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:46 pm


Mark opened his mouth ready to mention how it was more than just a movie, but then decided that if Otto liked it, he may have underestimated him.

"You know," he finally said, as if seeing the teen in a new light, "I think I get you. You're like, just going through a like rebellious phase, misunderstood and such, nobody to guide you away from the Dark Side and stuff. Well, it's okay now, cuz like, I, Mark, your Jedi Master, am here for you."

Was it 'am here for you' or 'will be here for you'?


Bittiface

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:00 pm


Otto almost felt compelled to believe in Mark. He saw how troubled and edgy he was, however... Mark himself looked like he needed a years worth of baths. Not to mention he'd seen the guys office. This man didn't have it all together, so just what was he supposed to rely on him for anyway?

So he said what he was sure would put the man's panties in a slipknot.

"What's a Jedi?" He asked with a smirk, knowing full well it was some sort of Star Wars reference. He'd never seen it personally, but he at least knew about it.

Zoobey
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:37 pm


"A Jedi, is like one who feels and respects the Force," Mark was actually taking Otto seriously, "they uphold law and part of like, the Jedi Order, an organization dating centuries that respect both knowledge and the art of war. They are master..."

And here the Death assistant went on and on about delegates and generals and lightsabers, and something about the expanded universe as they walked, and it seemed like the cafeteria could not arrive any sooner.


Bittiface

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:45 am


Otto's eyes glazed over, soon taking on the emptiness of a dead fish. The institute they were walking through seemed to go on forever, and ever. His mind began to wander as factoids about The Force and other made up mumbo-jumbo filtered through his ears. He honestly thought he might die if he had to endure another minute of this lecture.

"Are we there yet?" Otto interrupted impatiently, his stomach growling for something more than chips and cola, and his mind screaming for a subject that wasn't padowans and sith lords. Even the voice in his head he'd long since waved off as background noise was crying a living Hell and asking if Otto might stab her with a cue-tip directly through his ear.

Zoobey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:49 pm


Mark did the Jedi hand wave instead. "Patience, my young padawan. The way of the Jedi was not paved in a day."

He was in full LARP mode and it was most likely Otto's fault.

After what seemed like forever they got to the cafeteria and it was quite dark. "Watch this," Mark rolled up his sleeves and stuck both arms out in some sort of 'using the Force' pose and the lights all slowly flickered on. "Impressed right?"


Bittiface

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:13 pm


Otto was regretting following this guy. He was regretting getting him started on Jedis and forces. He regretted quite a lot of his choices that day.

They finally arrived, only for Mark to show off the least convincing parlour trick known to mankind. It was on the level of pointing a stick at an automatic door. Otto slowly looked over at Mark, his head tilting at an angle Shaft animators would be proud of. The look of utter disinterest was almost alarming. At the moment, Mark was the lame trying-too-hard-to-impress sort of uncle nobody wanted.

"Wow." He returned in deadpan.

Zoobey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:47 pm


Mark had been flattered by less, so he simply took the compliment as Otto gave it and seemed satisfied by his new potential Padawan (Otto still had to do the entire enroll process and get his Padawan character approved before he could even consider getting a character).

"Check out this Jedi mind trick too!" He had meant to point to the microwave clock in the kitchen as it ticked from 7:59 to exactly 8-

- The only issue was a small girl with no face and long blonde hair appeared at the same time.


Bittiface

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:20 am


Perhaps with the power of favoritism, Otto would fast-pass his way through the enroll, whether he wanted it or not.

Otto gave a sigh as Mark tried to impress him with another childish gimmick. He just wanted food, and he had a sneaking suspicion any food he got from Mark wouldn't be all that good. As he pondered ways to get himself out of this, Mark's childish trick turned up a surprise.

Otto started with a jolt when suddenly there was a little girl in front of them. Mark really did it! But....

Where was that girl's face...?

"Uh..." Otto's jaw dropped, his gaze flicking up to Mark. Did he mean to do that? "How.. did.." What was that thing?

Zoobey
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:46 pm


"Once you learn the ways of the Force, you too will be able to harness it for the powers of good," Mark patronized, entirelt misunderstanding. He looked at where Otto was looking, shrugged as if it wasn't a big deal, and then made the microwave suddenly flash 'SEND n***s' on the panel.

"Hi Otto!" said the little girl, "did I wake you up?"


Bittiface

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:53 pm


Otto looked from the girl to Mark and back again. Then the microwave in need of re-programming, and back to the girl. Didn't he see her? Oh No, maybe he really was crazy... That thought alone made him feel horrible. He'd tried so hard to deny it to himself. That the voice was just stress or something.

"No..?" He answered back, hoping Mark would finally notice her too. Maybe that lack of face was some spooky Halloween mask... "You.. know me?" His brows knit. He severely hoped Mark saw her too.. otherwise he was obviously talking to himself.

Zoobey

WE ARE HALLOWEEN
PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:13 am


"Of course silly," she answered almost immediately and a large toothy grin split from seemingly nowhere on her face. She placed a hand on his arm and tugged his sleeve sharply, "I know everyone here, including you. If you want, I can make you-"

-"time when we went shopping at Costco," Mark finished, unaware that he was literally talking on top of what the girl was saying. "Unless you mean 'no' to the n***s, that was for Caroline, she's supposed to come like down here and be sexy and stuff."


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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:52 am


He was seeing a ghost. Or a monster. Shadows from the corners of his vision and ruining his life was one thing; those he could pass off as optical illusions or something. This worse. This was hard core looney-bin material.

He inhaled sharply when out of nowhere came a wide and toothy grin. Just as he was about to pull away and ask Mark for help, she tugged on his sleeve, and his blood ran cold.

Aforementioned Mark talked right over a key part of what the girl was offering, for which he wasn't sure he was glad for. He looked over at the man, giving him a hard stare of concern. Maybe seeing ghosts was normal here. He'd heard on Twitter sometime that day that bogeymen and leprechauns weren't totally out of the ordinary. Maybe he was still dreaming, even if that girl asked if he'd been woken up. Woken up in a twisted version of Wonderland, maybe.

"Make me what?" He asked, turning back to the girl. Maybe Mark would interpret that as a food order, in which case he severely hoped the man got crackin' on making Otto dinner. He kind of wished that Caroline woman was there. She seemed nice on Twitter.

Zoobey
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