"No, keep Junior Master Baker, it makes him sound like a kid. Forget the bait pun, it's fine, I just want him to be shamed by the name," Chris said, shooting a look at Thorne. He was going to do absolutely anything he could to keep the name.

"Shut up," Chris mumbled, "If I don't eat it who else will? Not the cats, bless their souls."

He smiled at Thorne regardless though, utterly and completely fond. It was probably disgusting, it was mostly amazing Thorne didn't even notice.

He turned his grin on Jer, a little less lovesick. "In my defense, I totally was not at all in the kitchen. I was only in the living room and outside." A lie, he was in the kitchen once to try and take the nuts away from Thorne, but what Jer didn't know wouldn't kill him.

He shuffled over to pick up some clothing that had fallen from the couch in Thorne's hasty lunge though. He'd clean up a little.

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