"I was around then, I mean, I don't think I participated in everything that went down... but my ex ended up in a Coma, and there was this... fun... round where a nega freaking shot me. I was in the hospital for a while because getting shot with an arrow isn't all cupid and roses apparently."
It had sucked, rather horribly, but if she could make a joke out of being run over by a reindeer...
"Were you like wearing a gray hat or something? I thought only Grandma got run over by a Reindeer?" He joked.