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bipolar bee rolled 1 6-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-6)

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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:55 pm

The next shackle came off without a hitch, thankfully, because her eyes were still burning from the explosion of the last one.

Status

Stage: 3

Your HP: 20
Princess HP: 20/20

Stage 1 Recoveries: 1 - unused
Stage 2 Flags and Instincts: 1 - used | 1 - used
Stage 4 Bonus HP: +2 def

bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 6 Total: 12 (2-16)

Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:58 pm

Paige's princess was someone she didn't really recognize. Being new to the island meant she hadn't met many people just yet. It probably would've been pretty amusing to get someone she actually knew.

Probably.

"Traps," Paige mumbled to herself in her best Indiana Jones voice, "why did it have to be traps."

Status

Stage: 4

Your HP: 20
Princess HP: 20/20

Stage 1 Recoveries: 1 - unused
Stage 2 Flags and Instincts: 1 - used | 1 - used
Stage 4 Bonus HP: +2 def (14 total)

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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 7 Total: 8 (2-16)

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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:02 pm

Paige's princess tittered and followed after her.

Thankfully the traps were going to be a non-issue. They made it through the traps easy as pie, and Paige started humming Call Me Maybe under her breath.

"You know, dude," Paige said, "I'm not real sure pink's your color."

Status

Stage: 4

Your HP: 20
Princess HP: 20/20

Stage 1 Recoveries: 1 - unused
Stage 2 Flags and Instincts: 1 - used | 1 - used
Stage 4 Bonus HP: +2 def (14 total)

bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 2 Total: 7 (2-16)

Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:06 pm

"...and then, dude, I said to myself - hey, I can handle a tattoo or five. I'm a big girl. I got a great idea. I says to myself, I says, lets go get my nipples pierced. Lemme tell you, man. That s**t. That s**t hurts. And you gotta baby them. I wore a bra for like two weeks straight. It was ******** awful."

The princess kept fluttering his eyelashes at Paige.

"You're cute. We should do something after this. You like shitty cafeteria food?"

Status

Stage: 4

Your HP: 20
Princess HP: 20/20

Stage 1 Recoveries: 1 - unused
Stage 2 Flags and Instincts: 1 - used | 1 - used
Stage 4 Bonus HP: +2 def (9 total)

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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 5 Total: 11 (2-16)

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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:10 pm

"Alright, sweetcheeks. You just stay behind me. Anything touches you just like. Scream. Or something, whatever, I cannot believe I am talking to a ******** ... golem or whatever boss said it was. ******** you, golem, and ******** your stupid princess outfit."

Paige managed to get the princess through the shadowlings, and once they were out of the tower, Harle returned to his totem form around Paige's neck.

"It's been a hoot."

Status

Stage: 4

Your HP: 20
Princess HP: 18/20

Stage 1 Recoveries: 1 - unused
Stage 2 Flags and Instincts: 1 - used | 1 - used
Stage 4 Bonus HP: +2 def (9 total)

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