"I think we'll be safe enough if I just have you chop veggies. Unless you're prone to cutting yourself up?"
Hey, it was a valid concern! Dinner dates weren't exactly the right kind of memorable if half the time was being spent in the ER getting stitches.
"Hey, never underestimate the power of ordering takeout," he said. "Every time I try I get the one person in the place with an indecipherable accent and end up with weird s**t that I never wanted. And I'm way too laid back to ever really try to get the order fixed. This is why I keep a stock of dry cereal in the house."
Saint Sergio