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Inle-roo rolled 5 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 5, 1, 3
Total: 23 (5-40)
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 Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:01 pm
Evan waited, an eyebrow raised, for Tuck to tell him something. He snorted a laugh as it turned out to be only the blatantly obvious, waiting for Tuck to finish whining before reminding him that there were about 8 weeks and worlds of different between the life of a Marine and the life of a soldier. Unfortunately, he never got that opportunity, as Tuck knocked down the tower again. Evan watched him go down before turning back to his own tower. "******** dumbass," he muttered. "Maybe you shouldn't be in such a ******** panic to do ******** Jenga--" Status Round: 2Pieces Taken: 3 Total Points: 14 1/3
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bipolar bee rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 3
Total: 13 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:34 pm
As Evan fell, the inevitable happened. The sharpie marker was pushed out of his pocket (by magic), and Tuck leaned over to grab it. "Maybe you shouldn't be a ********' a*****e." He still hadn't seen his face, and probably wouldn't until he got back to the dorms, but that didn't stop him from immediately drawing a big, looping, curly mustache from one side of the Sun's face to the other. And then he went falsetto. "I wasn't gonna draw dicks on your face," he mimicked Evan, shoving the sharpie back in his pocket. "My name's Evan, and I'm a Mariiiiiiiiiine." Tuck plunked down in his chair and removed two more pieces of the tower before waiting for Evan to wake up. Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: 2 Total Points: 5 1/3
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Inle-roo rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 7
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:52 pm
Evan jerked awake and squinted suspiciously at Tuck before carefully pulling out a couple more pieces. Status Round: 2Pieces Taken: 2 Total Points: 20
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bipolar bee rolled 5 8-sided dice:
7, 3, 2, 5, 1
Total: 18 (5-40)
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:46 pm
Tuck gave Evan a cheeky grin, pulled out four pieces, and then immediately crashed to the floor as the tower fell. Status Round: 2 Pieces Taken: 4 Total Points: 17 1/3
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Inle-roo rolled 5 6-sided dice:
3, 6, 4, 1, 5
Total: 19 (5-30)
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:50 pm
Evan's laughter lasted only as long as it took for him to knock his own tower over. Status Round: 3Pieces Taken: 3 Total Points: 32 2/3
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bipolar bee rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:01 pm
As soon as Evan crashed down, Tuck pulled one more piece from the tower. "Oh, Tuck, you're the best." His voice was falsetto again. His tone dropped. "I know man, thanks." "I'm sorry about banging your sister," he said, more falsetto. Tuck lowered his voice. "Hey man, you know, it's all good." "You never have to do dishes again." "Aw, man, that's real nice of you, Evan." Tuck kicked back in his chair and waited for the Sun to wake up. Status Round: 2 Pieces Taken: 1 Total Points: 21 2/3
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Inle-roo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:08 pm
Evan blinked awake to find Tuck sitting there doing nothing, his tower not missing as many pieces as Evan's. "What are you just sitting there for?" He asked. "Get a move on shitshitno--"Status Round: 3Pieces Taken: 1 Total Points: 36 3/3 fuuuuuuuu
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bipolar bee rolled 5 6-sided dice:
5, 5, 2, 3, 4
Total: 19 (5-30)
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:44 pm
Tuck put his chin in his hand and watched Evan slump over. He pulled out one puzzle piece. Then he pulled out his phone. Then he pulled out another puzzle piece. Took a picture of Evan. Another piece. Wrangled the sharpie out of Evan's pocket. Another piece. Drew a big giant d**k right in the middle of Evan's forehead, complete with a giant gaping smiley face. Once he was done, he placed the sharpie back in Evan's pocket, and very calmly removed his final puzzle piece. Once finished, he leaned back in his chair, steepled his fingers, and calmly croaked, "I know kung fu." And then he took another picture. Status Round: 3 Pieces Taken: 5 Total Points: 41 2/3
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bipolar bee rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:00 pm
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