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 Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:18 pm
The roll of his eyes was so strong it could almost be felt through the text.kuroopu Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:You're such a ******** five year old. Quote: Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:As such there will be no booze for you at my return party.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:25 pm
medigel Text to Captain Jack:excuse me five and a quarter thank you very much Quote: Text to Captain Jack:WHAT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY ALL MY FUN Quote: Text to Captain Jack:fine I'll just sit and eat donuts in the corner at your damn party
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:28 pm
kuroopu Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:At this rate you won't even get invited. If you do your donuts will be sugar free. Quote: Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:No icing either. Quote: Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:Hell I'll give you shitty brick hard bagels without any spread.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:15 pm
There was a stupid smile on Ian's face now, but he hastily wiped it off.medigel Text to Jack and the Beanstalknow that's just mean Quote: Text to Jack and the Beanstalk:see if I give you any welcome home presents now
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:20 pm
kuroopu Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:Like you were planning to give me anything except two middle fingers when I come back.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:33 pm
medigel Text to Jacked Up:look it's a present in and of itself ok Quote: Text to Jacked Up:besides, how would you know, maybe I got you something special and you're just negating your chances of getting it by being mean to me eh
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:53 pm
kuroopu Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:Why would you get me anything? It's a ******** Sahara mission that's not anything special. "Are you done texting your boyfriends yet?" "Shut up, V." "I mean, if you feel that lonely I could go ask Weasley and Yao—" " Shut up, V, Jesus."
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:55 pm
medigel Text to Jack Harkness:it's because it's the sahara that I would get you a present for coming back alive you idiot
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:57 pm
kuroopu Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:In that case why don't you get me something for all the other missions I lived through? Quote: Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:You definitely owe me some good s**t after failing your job.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:46 pm
medigel Text to Jack and Coke:I don't think you want my s**t but if that's what you really want then ok... Quote: Text to Jack and Coke:does this mean you forgive me
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:58 pm
kuroopu Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:Ask me again after I've see your presents. Quote: Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:Actually nevermind. Bribing me for forgiveness is morally wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself. Not to mention there's nothing out there you could give me that would sway my decision anyway.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:07 pm
medigel Text to Jack Sparrow:did you just make a joke Quote: Text to Jack Sparrow:you just made a joke didn't you Quote: Text to Jack Sparrow:holy s**t you made a joke this is the best day ever Quote: Text to Jack Sparrow:you really aren't such a bad guy after all
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:15 pm
kuroopu Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:That wasn't a joke, that was a legitimate request until I rescinded it. Quote: Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:Nor was I joking when I said you couldn't give me anything to forgive you for being a dipshit in this instance. You are misappropriating my text because I can't add an inflection that allows you to discern whether I am being serious or not. Quote: Text to I. Rahal-Nazari:From now on I will add a disclaimer so that even you can process the difference.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:21 pm
medigel Text to Jack and Jill:you're almost cute when you try to deny your true feelings Quote: Text to Jack and Jill:rest assured my friend that I will have a good present for you when you get back Quote: Text to Jack and Jill:and no that's not a euphemism for anything I am a happily taken man get your mind out of the gutter you a** Quote: Text to Jack and Jill:what's your favorite thing to eat
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:35 pm
kuroopu Text to Actual Five Year Old Ian:Serious: I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. And considering what I did to get you laid again, you owe me even more. Quote: Text to Actual Five Year Old Ian:Sarcasm: Here I thought Perish was the wife, he's ******** girly enough. Quote: Text to Actual Five Year Old Ian:Serious: I already have someone cooking me a meal when I get back. Get more creative. Quote: Text to Actual Five Year Old Ian:Serious: But for the record I like noodles, curry and seafood. Or Italian.
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