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DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 8
Total: 10 (2-16)
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 Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:20 pm
"It's not a compliment if you're beating the snot out of me while you do it. It's just patronizing."
He sidestepped around her, clipping her in the shoulder to propel her forward. "But if you're looking for gratitude, thank you. Working out does wonders."
HP: 13/40
DMG: 4
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chiickadee rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:26 pm
"Yeesh sorry for tryin'. Next time I'll just tell you how much you suck, even when you don't. That'll really raise your self esteem." Chel crossed her arms and whacked him with her blade. "C'mon don't be a sourpuss."
HP: 23/50
DMG: 2
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DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:36 pm
Chris knocked her blade away with his pata, resulting in a tiny screech of metal on metal. "I'm just getting tired of being two steps behind," he groaned, rolling his shoulders. "I'm training my a** off trying to catch up."
This was becoming a family confessional. Eugh.
HP: 11/40
DMG: 1
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:39 pm
"Dude you're doin' fine. I was hear like ... a half a year before you. I got time on my side." She flipped her hair and added, "And it doesn't hurt that I am a million times prettier than you."
She snorted her ugly laugher and desummoned Tenebrae. "I'm done with fighting man. I'm all sweaty and worked out now. You wanna grab a soda or somethin'."
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:46 pm
"You are not prettier than me. b***h, I'm gorgeous," he said, flapping a hand at her. It was nice to hear confirmation that he wasn't seriously dragging, but it still would help him feel better if they were on more even footing. With her head start, though, he didn't know if he'd ever see that day.
Chris desummoned Ava with a relieved sigh. At least she was leaving him with his fear shield in tact. That meant he would be less exhausted later on - not that he wasn't already feeling like 800 hours of sleep was necessary to reboot. "I want water. Like an entire gallon of it. And protein for days."
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:52 pm
"Ugh don't go all muscle milk on me," Chel responded, throwing an arm around his neck. "We'll get you your dumb water and I'll get a soda."
She then let go because ew he was actually sweaty too and she did not think that through at all. "By the way ..." Awkward segues were the sign that something bad was about to be said. "You uh. You should probably look out for Evan."
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:11 pm
"Oh my god muscle milk is disgusting. Have you ever actually tasted that s**t?" He stuck his tongue out like it had a sensory memory for said s**t.
His face went serious and squinty at the change of subject though. He remembered what they'd last talked about Evan for. "What the hell did he do this time?"
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:22 pm
Chel groaned as Chris made that face he did when he was preparing to kick someone's butt. "Yo, calm it. We just had a disagreement, that's all. He seemed kinda hotheaded when the windows broke, so I wanted to give you a heads up."
Come to think of it, the windows breaking had been nearly exactly timed when Evan came in. They probably weren't connected. s**t broke on Deus all the time- and why would Evan get mad over some broken glass?
"Just lookin' out for you," she added, pinching his cheeks just to spite him.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:57 pm
"Hotheaded is code for the dickhole was starting s**t," Chris said flatly, frown tilting the corners of his mouth down. He had no idea why she was trying to protect some a*****e that was clearly causing her trouble. She should just kick his a** and be done with it, in Chris's opinion.
He groaned and pushed her away with a hand to her face when she started pinching his cheeks. "You don't have to look out for me, I can hold my own. I'm older than you, you loser."
Chris was probably the loser for pulling the age card, actually. They were both gigantic babies.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:24 pm
"Oh I'M sorry. Did you have a hella cool set of squares on your coat? 'Cause I was pretty sure it was me who had the awesome a** coat." She twirled a bit, to remind him who exactly was in charge.
Then again, her having to pull the rank card made her a loser too. They were indeed both gigantic babies.
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