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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:28 pm
They froze when Taym raised his voice, but mutiny was only moments away when Maebe made her offer. With a huff, Grace let go of Joy's hair and Joy let go of whatever she had been twisting inside Grace's shirt. The two buckled up with only a minimal amount of shoving and softly spoken Mandarin.
Hope took her seat, eyes still wet and obviously disappointed that someone was in the way of her new ship. Noticing her two sisters and Maebe up front, her eyes widened, "But-"
A great shushing commenced, but in the end the three were quietly seated and appearing relatively well behaved; Grace was prim even if her skirt rode up a bit more than proper, Hope was quietly bouncing a bit with a strangely speculative look, and Joy made a show of staring out the window but kept sneeking expectant glances.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:41 pm
She had their attention. Good. This meant at least five whole minutes of peace, which was five minutes more than they would have had before she'd taken her role as the mighty gossiper back from the depths of ancient high school relations, and held the scepter tightly in her grip. "Drive, idiot." She punched Taym by the shoulder, reminding him that his daddening was actually pretty lame, as was he. "So. Let me tell you." Her voice fell in line perfectly with that of a trite, gossipy teen. "This man had a tough time of it for a while. He was totally into me, but like I said, I was completely out of his league." She knew Taym would bury that comment into the ground of she took so much as a breath of pause between her sentences, so she left him no room for it. "But there is this sweet, lovely little peach, even prettier than me. Heart of gold, flaming red hair and a little dusting of freckles all over. Not picky at all, just looking for a smile, a happy moment or two. And she was free. So free." Maebe's tongue felt the viciousness burn, desperate to say exactly what she was thinking. Desperate to blame Taym for caging a bird that deserved to be free - even though, in truth, no cage would hold America. She still knew it would burn, if she said it. ".. And she likes him a lot." She ended, a little lamely once the urge to scald had passed. "Don't ask me why. She's a big girl, she can make her own decisions - and this - " Her thumb jerked at Taym. "Is her decision."
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:51 pm
Arms crossed, Grace was less than impressed, "Well if you like her so much, maybe you should date her."
Joy opened her mouth, likely to say something crude involving Slurpies, when Hope interrupted, "What about Dwight?" The other two immediately went quiet as they focused on Maebe.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:04 pm
"What about him?" was Taym's irritable answer. He'd kept his eyes determinedly on the road for the duration of Maebe's story which had been a lie for act one and a bigger lie for act two, and so exactly what he'd expected, but now wasn't the time to start a fight with her. He'd just remember it, for later. File it away. And wish that the second half, at least, had been true.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:18 pm
"Does he have a girlfriend yet?"
"No way, he's too big of dweeb, he'll never get one," Grace snorted at the idea.
"Is he doing okay?" Joy intoned, staring down at her phone again.
"Charlotte would always give us updates but Simon has been the one the past few times and he never talks about anything ever and he can't really write us letters and we never get to hear about him anymore and he is not a dweeb! HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER UNDERSTOOD ME!" Hope looked ready to go to war.
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Rejam rolled 1 10-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:42 pm
Hearing the name Charlotte had been a sudden punch to the gut, and he tried to keep it out of his face, glad that it was now Maebe riding shotgun instead of Grace. "Dwight is doing just fine and I'll tell him you said hi," he said, irritated and wishing he'd thought to ask Edith who was "getting married" that they couldn't be here. "Now can we stop with the Days of Our Lives? Don't you--" He didn't get a chance to finish. An ominous thumping had been rising up for the past couple of seconds, and had accelerated into the unmistakable sound of a flat. For the second time already, Taym found himself on the shoulder. "Must have been that ******** rabbit," he muttered to Maebe. "Entertain them and I'll go take care of it." He swiveled in the seat to fix all three of them, somehow, with a simultaneous death-glare. "Stay in the car," he told them. "Any of you runs out and I'll duct tape you to the seat for the rest of the way. And so help me, Hope, if you think is karma for not going back and honoring the body you can keep it to yourself. This is not some posthumous lapine revenge scheme." And he got out, to go open the back and curse the heat and rabbits everywhere, and leave Maebe trapped in the minivan with the three of them.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:19 pm
"I should be so lucky," Maebe shot back at Grace, waggling her eyebrows. "But like I said-" Her mouth snapped shut when they mention Dwight, and her eyes widened just a little bit in surprise. It felt odd to remember, rather suddenly, that these girls knew hunters she worked with. She'd never met Charlotte, but she knew full well the little legacy she'd left behind, and decided to focus on the better subject of the two, in order to ignore the worst. "Ohhh, now Dwight." Maebe crooned. She had no plans to stop with the Deus of our Lives."Dwight's special." Taym clipped an answer concerning him, and Maebe rolled her eyes, leaning in to fatten the conversation with details on just how fine Dwight really was, when the flat tire had her screaming as the thumping vibrated through her body." He told her to entertain them, and she gave him a look that clearly said What the ******** do you think I've been doing?, before waiting for him to get out. Then, she turned back towards the girls, and a slow, sneaky smile rose up on her lips. "He can be a real jerk sometimes, but don't be too hard on him," She whispered. "He's in looove." Taym was driving not three, but four gossipy teen girls to their destination, lest he ever forget.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:29 pm
Grace scootched over to the side Taym was on an rolled down the window, presumably to talk until she leaned nearly all the way out and snapped a selfie of the two of them. Without bothering to explain she slid back in and rolled the window up, already furiously typing on her phone. With a rapt look, Hope leaned toward Maebe, "He's all angry and bossy because he's in love? That's the best kind." Eyes widening she gasped, "He's probably tsundere, isn't he? Mean on the outside but sweet and lovey on the inside!" Joy was currently a presence that consisted of muted music and a the occasional tap as she turned the page of an ebook. Quote: ( "talk s**t get hit" QueenGracie) Check out my driver. ( "talk s**t get hit" QueenGracie) thisguy.jpg ( "ur momma" integraltigre) OMG ( "ur momma" integraltigre) IS THAT ( "ur momma" integraltigre) 711 GUY ( "ur momma" integraltigre) #GETIT ( "perkyset" hellamellame) isn't 711 guy a drug dealer don't be alone with him ( "perkyset" hellamellame) should i call the cops ( "talk s**t get hit" QueenGracie) No but so close, right? sad ( "talk s**t get hit" QueenGracie) NO DON'T GOD PAM HE'S JUST DRIVING ME TO CAMP ( "perkyset" hellamellame) what?! he looks like a kidnapper ( "ur momma" integraltigre) he could kidnap me anyday ( "perkyset" hellamellame) AND GET ARRESTED ( "talk s**t get hit" QueenGracie) Calm your tits, all he's done is be kinda grumpy and unfun. ( "talk s**t get hit" QueenGracie) So more importantly, I need 711 guy to see this. ( "talk s**t get hit" QueenGracie) Hint hint. Show it to him while I'm away so he gets ideas. ( "perkyset" hellamellame) AND ARRESTED ( "talk s**t get hit" QueenGracie) You need to stop watching those To Catch a Pervert shows istg.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:06 pm
It had been a long, long time since Taym had changed a tire. For this reason he was oblivious to the fact that his picture was being taken. Also for this reason the picture showcased 711 guy's doppleganger looking at a flat tire like it had personally offended him and was overdue for justice. Pam's reluctance to leave Grace alone with him made even more sense than it already did, in light of that expression. Luckily changing a tire was apparently not-unlike riding a bike, with the added bonus that the weapon-amplified strength surging through his scrawny drug dealing cashier arms made loosening the lug nuts something less of the horrible and emasculating ordeal he vaguely remembered it being. In short order the tire was replaced, the jack removed, the lug nuts tightened, the rest of the tires experimentally kicked to verify that the rabbit's untimely end had only ruined one of them, the flat shoved back into the trunk, and the hatch slammed with rather more force than was strictly necessary. It was hot, even for Taym, and he'd stripped off his jacket when he got back in, sleeves rolled up to his elbows. If he had been privy to Grace's conversations it is likely that he would not have done this. He cranked up the AC and flung the jacket at Maebe, interrupting whatever enjoyable chatter she might be engaged in with Hope, with a grumbled "hold this." "I hope," he said to no one in particular as he started the car, "that everyone's still buckled in. Grace." And please for the love of god let the rest of the trip be uneventful.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:08 am
Maebe nodded, feeding Hope's addiction to Taym's imagined love life. She hadn't heard the word tsundere once, but the way Hope explained it sounded exactly like what she'd initially feared - and now accepted - Taym was really like. "So sweet. And squishy. Like a grape. You could just - " She was about to make hand visuals for squishing grape!Taym, when the charismatic man himself returned to them, and slammed a nasty jacket into her face. It slid off, revealing a flat and completely displeased looking expression. Her hand squished the grape. "So anyway. Like I was saying." Maebe carefully extricated the jacket off of her with two fingers, and slowly slid it over to Grace. Feeding the monster was her specialty. "Aren't we lucky to have such a big-" Oh, that was hard to say without laughing - "Strong, man here to help us with things like tire changing? Manners, girls - say thank you to Mister Taym."
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:15 am
Tilting her head, Hope watched the Taym grape in concern, wincing at its demise. Grace looked ready to ask him if he wanted check her belt himself, but the sudden gift from Maebe had her arms full of jacket and opportunity shining in her eyes. Hope peered at it with quiet interest and even Joy was sneaking looks once more.
"Thank you."
"Thank you!"
"Thanks."
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:38 am
ITEM GET!  Item: TAYM'S JACKET has been added to GRACE'S inventory! Smells like convict and dock worker. The convict is the cigarettes. The dock worker is the Burberry London. He shot Maebe a dirty look, her sarcasm unappreciated, and after checking on all three girls in the rearview--Grace's face made him deeply uncomfortable and Hope's made him anxious and Joy's made him irritated--he pulled back out onto the road and prayed silently. "Thank you," he said after a lull, "for staying put." He did not sound especially grateful.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:05 am
Sniffing the coat discretely, Grace made a face and then tried to subtly go through the pockets. Tooth picks? Weird. Cigs? Several found their way into her own pocket as Joy, the much more cunning of the two, pocketed several without being noticed by either of her sisters. Joy took the lighter too, while Grace quickly became distracted by the phone she fished out.
Hope was both intrigued and alarmed as she leaned over to watch Grace snoop through the phone. The latter's grin sunk into a terrible pout as she was treated to a lockscreen that was probably the stupid girlfriend. She made a sound of disgust while hope blushed but looked even more interested than before. Both made a few attempts to unlocked it, muttering quietly in Mandarin to one another until they both locked eyes on Maebe.
What followed was a silent pantomime asking if she'd unlock it for them so they could snoop on the private life of the strange grouchy man with his edgy convenience store kidnapper flair.
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Nio Love rolled 3 100-sided dice:
52, 31, 43
Total: 126 (3-300)
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:18 am
Maebe turned back around just in time to see the pantomime begin, and she gave a side glance to Taym before holding her hand out surreptitiously. "So, girls. How are you liking school? You're what, 16 now?" Maebe knew how to work a crowd. "Any boys caught your eye?" Meanwhile, her fingers tapped away at the phone, trying random numbers in a vain attempt to break into his phone. 1234. 5678. 1965. (This was the year she viciously made believe he was born, because clearly he was like, 50 or something.)
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:15 am
All of the girls had, unfortunately, underestimated Taym's ability to move very swiftly. The three in the back sagged a bit in disappointment, including Joy. Hope began answering Maebe's questions in earnest anyway, though, and she happily chattered about school (it was great, if not at all as progressive as they liked to advertise) and their age (15 but turning 16 in a few months, and at this there was a small aside from Joy, about being able to join then) and about boys. She had a lot to say about boys and girls alike, though often the real people would slide into the land of fictional ones on TV, and the entirety was interspersed with comments from the other two.
There were, of course, pointed personal and invasive questions about Maebe (do you have a boo what are they like do you have pics how old are you who did your hair what TV shows do you like how old were you when you lost your V-card Sam or Dean?) and more about Taym (what's with the scar is the freckled peach girl the one on your phone how old is she how did you meet is it serious or is it open if you were to describe your relationship through trigger warnings what would they be?) and still more about Dwight that eventually got dropped as soon as it became clear that they knew him but they weren't close or anything.
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