[PRP] What is that? (Lou, Sludge)

[Sexy Cocaine]

Hey, Lou could do this teaching thing. It wasn't as hard as they made it sound. "Yeah, there you go numb nuts!" The vampire boil gave his empty-minded cohort a little applause as affirmative reinforcement.

Now, what else could he teach him?

Hm.

Oh, of course!

Lou reached in his back pocket, yanking out a haggard looking wallet. He sifted through the folds quietly, until finally, he retrieved a picture.

A picture of a certain ghoul in his life. Whoever the photographer had been, they had made sure not to crop out an... Important feature.

He pointed to her chest. "Boobs. Boooobs. Say it with me. Booooooooobs." Lou knew that if this kid had a chance, he'd have to learn the important things up front. Save the mindless drivel of basic knowledge for later.

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[poke mattix]

Sludge watch Lou with interest as he pulled something out of his pocket, and pulled another thing out of that. This boil certainly had some strange things with him.

He stepped closer, peering at the picture Lou held in his hands. He could see it was a ghoul of some sort, and Lou was pointing to the chest and the large structures located there. Which made no sense to the xenomorph. Just what the hell would those two blobby things suppose to do?

And now the vampire was trying to teach him another word now. "...Skk.....ooooo......" No, that wasn't it.

"......B...oooo"

Okay, that was closer.

He then reached out, trying to take the picture so he could get a closer inspection.

Sexy Cocaine

 

[Sexy Cocaine]

"Close! You're so close!" Lou carefully passed the picture to his new 'apprentice', watching him closely as if studying... Well... An alien life form.  

[poke mattix]

Taking the picture, Sludge looked at it more closely, repeating the same "boo..." sound under his breath as he analyzed the creature in it. He even sniffed the photo to see what it smelt like.

....He then tried to eat it.  

[Sexy Cocaine]

Lou immediately snatched the picture from the boil's hands before it got too close to his mouth. "NO. Bad Derps!" Where was a rolled up newspaper when you needed one.

"Pictures are not for eating. Especially pictures of my ghoulfriend." He pointed to the image, made a gesture as if he himself was going to eat it, then shook his head to try and get the point across.

"I'm marking you down a grade for that one, you special snowflake you."

poke mattix

gdi i'm so used to quoting nyx I did it without thinking

 

[poke mattix]

There was a few moments where Sludge was frozen in place, mouth open as he had prepared to eat it had the picture not been snatched from his claws. Soon enough he looked at Lou, watched the movements he made, then realized what he shouldn't do.

Eating the picture was bad.

The Xenomorph nodded to show he understood. The special snowflake comment was over his head though.

Sexy Cocaine

ROFL ilu

 

[Sexy Cocaine]

Lou rubbed his head as he puzzled over what to do next. He supposed the best thing to do would be to show the guy where he could get his dorm key and whatnot. Then he could be someone else's problem!

"Alright." The picture was safely tucked back into his wallet. "Lets go twinkle toes. Maybe the people who get paid for this will be able to help you more." He'd take the boil to the office and drop him off, then carry on his merry way.

It made Lou wonder how his mental friend made it to school in the first place.

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[poke mattix]

How Sludge had even got here was a very interesting story to tell, but sadly he lacked the capacity to do so at the moment. For now he was content to follow Lou to wherever it is he was going to lead him.

Standing up properly, he focused on using his tail as a balance and walked, albeit unsteadily after the vampire, his eyes gazing all around at the scenery of the school grounds. There was plenty of green here, and lots of open spaces. He much preferred a nice enclosed space though.

Sexy Cocaine

 

[Sexy Cocaine]

Well, undoubtedly Sludge would get his own enclosed space soon enough.

Lou glanced behind him at the awkwardly walking creature.

"No no. You gotta walk like this. Strut like you've got something to be proud of." Though he wasn't sure what this guy could really be proud of.

"Like this."

poke mattix

 

[poke mattix]

Lou's walking was...odd, to say the least. But it did look very...sleek?

Whatever it was, he was supposed to do the same.

So he did

Sorta

Sexy Cocaine

 

[Sexy Cocaine]

Lou glanced over his shoulder again.

...

That was close enough.

Luckily they wouldn't have to strut for long. They'd reached the office, and the boil could get his dorm keys and whatnots now. Lou held the door open for his derpy friend and gestured for Sludge to walk on in. Hopefully someone in there spoke stupid.

poke mattix

 

[poke mattix]

With their destination reached (and his strut accomplished), Sludge walked into the smaller room, eyes scanning the new area. He could see a few other creatures here, assuming that they may be able to offer him some information of some sort.

Turning around, he nodded his head at Lou as a sign of thanks, then he walked towards some of the gnomes manning the area.

Sexy Cocaine

Should we call this a fin?