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Well you know me after taking so much crap from all the other races I'm in a constant defense mode.

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Thats great, It also has the starship troopers " Do you want to know more ? " mrgreen

Because orks have the brians of a retarted five year old.

Joke revisions: These are some common jokes changed to fit in the 40k universe.

Okay A Tau, a Guardsmen, an Eldar, and a Space Marine are all standing on a cliff.

The Tau looks down and says, "I do this for the greater good!", with that he springs off the edge and splats on the ground below.

After the guardsmen sees that, and not wanting to be out done by the tau says, "I do this for the Emperor!", he jumps off and does a flip then into a dive before he splats on the ground below.

Seeing both of them do that the Space Marine says, "I do this for the Emperor!", and kicks the eldar off the edge to splat on the ground below.




Shark attack:

One day an ethereal is walking down the street when he sees a Firewarrior being attacked by a shark in the water.
Before he can say anything a Space Marine jumps in beats the shark up and drags the fire warrior back to his boat.

Amazed by this act of good will the Ethereal invites the Marine to his house for a hot meal.

As they sit down to eat, the Ethereal says, "That was amazing what you did. You showed true kindness in helping that firewarrior!"

The Marine looks up from his meal and says, "Yeah good shark bait is hard to find these days."

I heard something similar to that.
Q: How do you Twin-link a Lasgun?
A: Give it a laser sight

What is the worst thing you can hear when fighting plague marines?

"We're out of soap!"

I've actually had the pleasure to say that one.

Couple more lasgun jokes:
1. what is the diffrence between a marker light and a lasgun? People fear the marher light.
2. When the Orks were shot at with Lasguns, they thought the guardsmen were trying to tickle them into submission.
3. A demon prince once let a whole IG platoon fire at him with lasguns in an attempt to get "Chaos" tattoed on his chest......they failed even that.
4. A guardsmen once tried to be a hero by overloading his las gun and throwing it as a granade, it ended up being a flash bang.
5. 9 out of 10 guys guys swear by there lasguns,
the 10th guy has excellent night vision, and no need for a flashlight.

whats the differance between a tau pyro and an imperial pyro?
a promotion vs. a funeral