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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:07 pm

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Smelling someone's rotting snatch from simply sitting about four feet away. They were fully dressed and all I could smell was stankin' v****a.

As a relatively young girl who I suppose has not been exposed to that many vaginas, I'm constantly afraid that mine might smell. I never smell anything but please try to describe whatever is so bad about it for me. It would ease my conscience by millions.

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Have you ever eaten it?

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:09 pm

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Smelling someone's rotting snatch from simply sitting about four feet away. They were fully dressed and all I could smell was stankin' v****a.

As a relatively young girl who I suppose has not been exposed to that many vaginas, I'm constantly afraid that mine might smell. I never smell anything but please try to describe whatever is so bad about it for me. It would ease my conscience by millions.

I'm always so paranoid mine smells. Hence why I'm extremely hesitant on the idea of someone eating me out or pretty much doing anything involving my vag.

Yes, Pav. Describe this. D:

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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:49 am

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Pavilo

Smelling someone's rotting snatch from simply sitting about four feet away. They were fully dressed and all I could smell was stankin' v****a.

As a relatively young girl who I suppose has not been exposed to that many vaginas, I'm constantly afraid that mine might smell. I never smell anything but please try to describe whatever is so bad about it for me. It would ease my conscience by millions.

I'm always so paranoid mine smells. Hence why I'm extremely hesitant on the idea of someone eating me out or pretty much doing anything involving my vag.

Yes, Pav. Describe this. D:

exactly this. PAV GET BACK HERE DON'T LEAVE US HANGING.

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:59 am

I was working, dammit.

Have you ever gutted a fish? Do that, nothing else, and leave it in the fridge for two weeks.

In addition to that you need to take mayonnaise, put it in an airtight bowl with a bit of water. There needs to be room for it to work its magic, so don't fill the damn bowl. A teaspoon of mayo stirred in with water should do. Seal it up, leave it out of the fridge for a week. If you're in a warm climate on a porch for three days should suffice.

Take the fish, throw it on the pavement on a sunny morning that promises to be all sun. Take the mayo-experiment and splash it into the fish gut around noon and you should have a proper product by 4pm. Slice up a pickle, throw it in there and stick your face close and that is what I smelt.

Garlic may be needed, I am not positive if this will hurt your nose well enough.

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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:50 pm

Scarletgreen

Pavilo

Smelling someone's rotting snatch from simply sitting about four feet away. They were fully dressed and all I could smell was stankin' v****a.

As a relatively young girl who I suppose has not been exposed to that many vaginas, I'm constantly afraid that mine might smell. I never smell anything but please try to describe whatever is so bad about it for me. It would ease my conscience by millions.

@Ali

Have you ever eaten it?

I tried but just approaching the table with it on made me vomit

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