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 Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 3:02 pm
“Soundly off.” Hel piped back despite still trying to rack her brain for this thought. “Hrm, no…tempting, though…it is hard to kick what is not there.” Her brows furrowed more. “No, I am not going to eat a chicken whole…”
She frowned, and her eyes trailed back up to the boil as he spoke…but it was his last set of words that made something click in Hel’s head. Her eyes suddenly went wide and she didn’t even seem to notice that she was ribbed. Marriage? Woah. Woah. She should marry Mac? Woah…woah wait…wait…SHE REMEMBERED!
Hel gasped loudly, and one hand flew up to the lock embedded in her chest.
One of the memories she had given up…!
She wanted to get married, because she loved the idea of someone who wanted to spend the rest of their existence with her and…she was hoping that’d it’d be a certain jerk and…
Oh…how could she have forgotten? This memory and feeling was glorious.
So glorious, in fact, and her heart was now all aflutter, that she started blushing.
Hel immediately slapped her hands to her cheeks and looked utterly horrified.
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Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:49 pm
Lou was left standing there, puzzling over what he had just done... And how he could repeat that effect on all ghouls. "Uhh. Did you just... Have an accident or something?" That would explain the extreme blush and look of horror. The vampire leaned in towards Mega chicken and whispered: "Cleanup aisle 6, amirite?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:40 am
The mega-chicken simply rustled its wings lightly and made a ‘kweh’ sound in reply…it seemed like it was agreeing with him though. “EH!?” Hel replied. “ N-no!” She hissed her expression immediately turning into a scowl though her cheeks were still red, which was a pretty impressive feat considering Hel was dark skinned. “ I did not have an accident!” She just remembered something that was giving her feelings and moths something awful. She reached out and punched Lou in the arm, huffed, and then stormed down the aisle after yanking a saw off of the wall. “The rest of the things I need are not in this aisle!” She cried. Mega-chicken just cocked its head at Lou, and then wandered after its reaper.
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:38 pm
Oh joyous of days! Oh most glorious of victories! Lou had finally done it! He had successfully offended the tittanic!
"Ow." The vampire stumbled back a few steps after she punched him, rubbing it only a few times before proudly patting himself on the shoulder. Good job, you heartless b*****d. Good job.
He grabbed a handful of screws before trotting along behind her. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait, don't you want to hear about how my unlife is going?" He shouted. "I have stories! I made out with a mermaid!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:33 pm
Hel couldn’t shake off the moths. This was awful. Even as she stomped down the aisle and turned on her heel into another. “I HAVE THE HONEY GLOW SOMETHING AWFUL! DAMN THAT HATTED b*****d!” The reaper exclaimed, one hand slapping her cheek while the other waved the saw around wildly. She immediately stilled though as Lou said some key words, and she narrowed her eyes before she suddenly stopped, which may or may not have caused Lou to run into her. Regardless, she spun on her heel again and leveled her narrowed gaze at Lou. “ Who are you sucking face with?” He said mermaid…and only one came to mind.
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:51 pm
Hatted b*****d? What the ******** was she talking about? Lou had no idea exactly what was going on and why, but he followed because, frankly, he had nothing better to do.
Then bump. The boil did indeed run into her, bewildered by the sudden effect his words seemed to have.
As Hel asked who he'd been locking lips with, he grinned. "Oh, just this dark haired chick. Huge rack, really sweet." And he meant sweet in more ways than one. "She's totally got the hots for me." Lou bragged, and if he had suspenders, he would have been smugly gripping either strap, rocking back and fourth on his fancy shoes.
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:11 pm
Careful Lou…Hel had a saw in her hand… Hel had a saw in her hand. “…Does she have fin ears and a bit of blue in that dark hair and scales that look like freckles?” Hel’s eyes narrowed even more. “Does her name start with an A?”
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:36 pm
And Lou was happily oblivious. She wouldn't saw his limbs off in a public place, right?
... Right?
"Yeah, she does!" The vampire practically chirped. "And she's almost always in this tight little bikini, and... Uh... I think it does." Truth be told, Lou hadn't taken the time to memorize her name, as he usually did. s**t, he didn't even know Hel's name. She was just the walking talking set of jugs who by some intervention of skeleton jack himself could stand to be around him.
... Wonder how long that will last. "You know her, right? Pretty awesome, right? She's all like 'oh lou i want your bod'. She hasn't said that, but I can totally see it in her eyes." He nodded sagely, arms folding with small strip of plywood still in hand.
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Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:11 am
Hel wasn’t going to saw off any of his limbs…yet. Yet. She did slap him across the face with the flat side of the saw though. “YOU HAVE BEEN SUCKING FACE WITH AMPHI AND YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW HER NAME!?” Hel looked like she was about to fly off the handle even more, but she suddenly took a deep breath and calmed down…which was questionable really. Hel and ‘calm’ didn’t belong together. It was like the calm before a storm. “Lou.” She narrowed her eyes at him again. “You are more than a tool.” Another pause. “ You are the whole jack damn shed.” Bam.
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Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:26 pm
The saw smacking across his face sounded worse than it hurt, but oh, it did hurt.
Lou's smile didn't disappear as he reached up to rub his cheek. "Do I sense jealousy? There's enough Lou to go around." WINK.
"Well, to be fair, I don't really know your name either. I just remember you because you're short, brown, and have one of the biggest racks on campus." How had she gotten so calm so fast? The vampire didn't realize such a feat was something you wrote home about.
"Haha, oh. You got me good. Well, this tool will probably see some action soon, if you know what I'm saying." Of course she did, as if the eyebrow waggling didn't drop a big enough hint itself.
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Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:42 pm
“Lou…you would not know what my jealousy looks like even if it was tattooed on your retinas.” Hel then leveled a flat stare at the vampire. She then slapped him across the other cheek with the flat of her saw. “Her name is Amphi. A-M-P-H-I, you d**k!” She seethed. “My name is HEL. H-E-L!” She then shoved the boil, scowling. “You do not deserve any action if you can not even remember names!” She cried. “Instead of sharpening your drill bit, how about you sharpen your ******** head!”
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Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:24 pm
"Hey!" Lou shouted after the second saw assault. "You're bruising the money maker!" He said it jokingly, but most likely his concern was sincere.
Lou couldn't say he was completely surprised by Hel's disgust. Women always got upset before they understood the extent of the situation. As she screeched at him like a harpy, the boil just rubbed his cheeks to try and quell the stinging. She shoved him, he stumbled back, but otherwise showed no reaction to her assault.
"Why should I remember your names?" He asked honestly. "Is a name that important? Why can't I come up with my own names?" Truth be told, names had never been important before. He adorned people with nicknames because he rarely spent enough time with an individual to actually know them.
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Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:38 pm
Hel just let out a disgruntled sound. “Why are names important?” She echoed. “ Why are names important? For someone who claims to be so smart you are not the sharpest tool in the she—oh my Jack even that one was awful—ANYWAYS! Names are really important!” She rested her hands on her hips, saw included. “Why should you remember mine? Because I took the <******** effort to remember yours! It is a title! It is one word that sums up many about a person. ‘Lou’ stands for a sleazy, egotistical, lazy, no past tool of a boil! Ya, you can make up nick names for someone, but it is not the same!” She pointed a finger at the boil. “Mister No-Past…aside from a few meager belongings and a rotten attitude, all you have is a name…all some people have is a name!” The reaper huffed. “Remembering someone’s name…that is the least you could do." Apparently Hel was really passionate about the subject. Well...she was. She threw away her old last name of 'Brynhildr' to take on a new one, because it was very important to her, a sense of identity.
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Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:09 pm
"I never claimed to be smart." Immediately followed her statement of his supposed declaration of intelligence. Lot would rather be considered an idiot, frankly. "And I never asked you to remember my name. You could call me ******** head for all I care."
Lou supposed he didn't comprehend the importance because frankly, he didn't even know where his came from. Most likely it was just a false title for a new identity, to throw him off the trail of his old one. It held no significance because he had no past. Lou was a grown child who had only been familiar with his name for two years. "How stupid. The way you talk, a name is an absolute. It is some permanent identification, some precious possession." Lou's eyes rolled. "Please. I could change my name to Betty and still be the same person standing here. If 'some people' only have names, they must be the saddest sacks of s**t in the universe." Perhaps he wouldn't have been so quick to dismiss the importance of names if he realized the intricate thought process that went into choosing his.
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Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:48 pm
“You do not need to claim to be smart…you ******** act like you are all the time! Ya, you did not ask me to remember, but I did, so you could respond with the respect in kind.” Despite how Lou was trying to put the subject and her down, Hel didn’t seem phased…if anything, she felt pretty smug right now, and it was growing. Why? Because she felt so sure on this subject, there really wasn’t anything Lou could say to dampen it. She was right. She knew she was right. The ghoul rested her hands on her hips, and smirked. “Ya. For some it can be permanent…unless they truly want to change it, and are serious about it because they feel it reflects who they are at the current time. It is a precious possession.” She echoed, and then crossed her arms, her smirk stretching into a grin. “Oh ya?” She echoed. “Well then if you think so little about names, then get rid of Lou. Get rid of that name. Get a different one, and go by it. If names truly do not mean anything to you, discard Lou permanently.”
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