After hearing what the slim lady had to say, Cecil opened his mouth to say something, but was interuppted by Hal's flirting. Cecil laughed at Hal's lack of flirting skills. He ceased laughing and looked up at GLaDoS."You going to give us one of those guns that Roxy has?"
Thoughts: What a horrible flirter. Feelings: Calm OOC: N/A With: Dirk, Hal, and Roxy Location: Aperture Science Laboratories
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:04 pm
Jane Crocker Currently In:CROCKER-APERTURE MODE
"This was always a desperateCRY FOR HELP."
Where is Jane: Aperture Laboratories What is she doing: Killing off robots. What is she feeling: Nothing. Just. Nothing. What is she thinking:"SUBMIT" Who is she with: ********. Robots.
Walking through the halls of Aperture, Jane was silent the whole time. Now that GLaDOS had gotten in control of the "Crocker Tiara", the machine could control Jane as much as she wanted. For now, she was just a little obstacle in the testing process. There was never enough to do, so she would just wander around beating up robots that littered the area. She was not one to be kept waiting, especially in her Crocker Tier Mode."..."She stopped for a moment. Seeing a robot come up to hear with it's brightly lighted red eye, she stared at it. With a swift movement, she stabbed her fork-trident through it's body."CEASE REPRODUCTION."And with that, she continued on walking.
Now, where was she? Ah, right. Boredom. This Aperture Science laboratory was very much the equivalent to a normal teenager's school. There was never any fun in the place. Never any life forms for her to be fiddling with. The robots rarely ever kept her company and it sickened her to the bone to be stuck there without anything to do. Wait... never mind. With a jolt running through her body, she could sense another presence there with her. Keeping her weapon at the ready, she glanced around to see where they could be hiding. Seeing a friendship cube looking rather suspicious, she lifted up her weapon and stabbed the prongs right through it."SUBMIT."And lo and behold, an effing grey skinned, dual horned dweeb was behind it."Well... thhit.""Silence, troll."Her weapon was up against his neck, making him back up towards the wall behind him."GLaDOS would be most delighted to have you as a test subject."
After waiting for several minutes, the Doctor gave up, and went back into his TARDIS. He wanted to check on something. Something that was extremely important. The Doctor quickly started to start up the TARDIS and it began to whir and shake. After the shaking and whirring stopped, he ran out of the TARDIS and looked outside. His worst nightmare came true. GLaDoS was awake. This didn't make any sense, how could she be awake? He rushed inside, carrying his sonic screwdriver in one hand and a fist in the other. He was prepared for anything that laid inside. He saw a horned man and a floating girl in red that had a computerized voice of some sort. He walked up to her and scaned her with his sonic screwdriver "You're a human. Not a computer. Where's GLaDoS and who are you?"
"Timey wimey, Spacey Wacey things."
Thoughts: I better fix this really quick! Feelings: Really, really, really, rEALLY, scared. OOC: THIS WAS STARTING TO DIE OKAY With: Jane and Sollux Location: Aperture Science Laboratories
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Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:50 pm
Jane Crocker Currently In:CROCKER-APERTURE MODE
"This was always a desperateCRY FOR HELP."
Where is Jane: Aperture Laboratories What is she doing: Defending herself. What is she feeling: Nothing. Just. Nothing. What is she thinking:"SUBMIT" Who is she with: Human. Troll. Who the ******** cares.
Hearing an unwanted life form come up to her, she blankly looked away from the troll to whomever it was. Looked to be some guy in an oddly old fashioned clothing style. It made her wonder where in the world he had come from. None the less, was he talking about GLaDOS a moment ago? Ah, that is correct."."Retracting her weapon from the dual horned man, she pointed it at the newcomer, as if trying to threaten him. He needed to back the heck away from her if he knew what was good for him."Back up, buster."If he was looking for answers, he would have to get them himself. No way would she just blurt out information like that. She was suppose to be an empress-to-be, and a very shrewd one at that. No matter, he was now a test subject in her eyes, and must be exterminated. Or tested. Perhaps GLaDOS would prefer that."If you want GLaDOS, you'll have to find her yourself."Glancing around, the young heiress spotted two portal guns laying about nearby. With a leap to her step, she flew over to the object before flinging it at the strange man and the dual horned troll."So long, suckers."And then she was gone.
The Camera looks at Cecil. "Yes. You don't have to worry." A little panel opens with a 2 portal guns. The camera looked right at Roxy. "Roxy, please tell them how to use the Portal handheld Device? I'm busy with some other people right at the moment." The speaker said. The Doors opened to a clear glass elevator. "Go into the elevator please. I won't kill you, I promise. Not. But I won't hurt you, because you haven't done any bad things lately. When you go up the Elevator, you shall start the testing." The Speaker turns off in the room. GLaDOS looks at the Crocker tiara, held by a robotic arm. She thought about changing the program of the tiara, so she can control that red girl, but she feels like she must not change the program. She see's the Doctor, and a weird creature with a horrible lisp. After the girl left with one of the portal handheld device, she turns on the speakers in the room. "Oh. It's you. What are you doing here? It doesn't matter, your in my house now. Besides, your stupid contraction called the Sonic Screwdriver doesn't work here, I did change some things while you were gone to make that thing not possible. She said to him with a smart tone to it. "The only thing that is useful is to be my test subject, like that thing over there will be too, and to use the portal gun for my testing. I think you might want to get some rest, you shall start tomorrow." She said. A white gas filled the room, the gas was a sleepy substance that can make you look like you were dead. But you are not, because she wasn't stupid at all, and she didn't want to waste perfectly new test Subjects by killing them off. Some robots took the two subjects to there new room to sleep.
OutofCake: Sorry for not posting at all!! Man, it's fun being the villain~
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:13 pm
Homestuck Melody
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Drunkard Roxy Lalonde
Dirk Strider /// Lil' Hal
"Wait, hold up," Hal looked at Cecil, then at Dirk. He pointed at the portal guns and frowned a bit. "I know how to count. There's three of us, but only two of those guns. Is one of us just going to have to share a gun because that would be pretty awkward, right Dirk? Also does that mean no to the whole systems and compatibility thing, or-"
"She's not interested in you, and she probably stopped listening to you a while ago" Dirk said as he walked a bit closer to the elevator. He leaned against the glass elevator, but didn't enter it yet. "Roxy, how do you know the possibly evil robot? You know what, it doesn't matter. Let's just get her tests over with and if she tries something we can always just leave Hal to her."
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Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:50 am
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Homestuck Melody
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Roxy Lalonde
>Rouge of Void
Roxy:Get these sorry a** suckers outta here
Thoughts:Idiots. I'm gonna get you outta here. Location: Aperture Science Laboratories With: Cecil, Dirk, and Hal OOC: N/A
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Roxy gave Hal a glance that could freeze you for a minute in fear, and looked at Dirk."This is a portal gun. You could shoot portals through this kind of white wall." Before saying any further tips, she ki=nocked on the wall that was used for portals. "This kind of wall only is used to shoot portals through. Also, I Hal and Dirk would have to share. Cecil, you could take the second one. Oh yeah, this is how you use a portal gun." She put the portal gun on her arm and triggered the gun to make a orange and blue portal. When that was done, she walked through the orange portal and came out the blue portal. "Simple as that."
The Doctor covered his mouth, trying to block out the smoke, but it was already too late, he fainted and hit the ground. He woke up in a white room with the horned guy, two shaded men, an albino with glasses and weird tatoos, and...His companion? The Doctor got up and looked at Roxy."Roxy? What are you doing here?"
"Timey wimey, Spacey Wacey things."
Thoughts: I better fix this really quick! Feelings: Really, really, really, rEALLY, scared. OOC: MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMMAROW YEEYEYEYEYEEEE With: Roxy, Jane, Sollux, Dirk, Hal, and Cecil Location: Aperture Science Laboratories
Hal opened his mouth to say something, but quickly shut it and took one of the portal guns before Dirk could. Dirk ended up taking it from Hal and examined it closely. "Pretty simple, then..." He shot a few portals, then quickly turned them off. He looked at the newcomer, then at Roxy. "So... You know this guy?"
As Dirk was talking, Hal looked at Sollux and frowned a bit. "A troll. So we have a bunch of humans, me, and a troll. This is going to be fun. But there's a 75% chance of one of us dying in the near future or at least getting mortally wounded, according to data figures I just pulled out of my a**. Maybe someone else is going to just poof in and the percent will just get higher, though. Do you know anything about this s**t, bowtie guy?"
ooc- pssst happy day before your birthday timeloard uwu
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:10 pm
Timeloard
Homestuck Melody
turntechTestify
Roxy Lalonde
>Rouge of Void
Roxy:Get these sorry a** suckers outta here
Thoughts:Idiots. I'm gonna get you outta here. Location: Aperture Science Laboratories With: Cecil, Dirk, and Hal OOC: N/A
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When Roxy heard her name, she looked behind her and saw the Doctor, just as lively as ever in that bowtie and smile. Without hesitation, she ran toward him and hugged him as tightly as she could."Oh my gosh Doctor! I haven't seen you since when I was 8 years old! Oh my gooosh! Look at you, you haven't changed a bit! Oh we need to talk. Something happened with time and it's gettin' all timey wimey, spacey wacey up in this joint. Mind explaining what happened?" She asked, ignoring the other people in the room.
