Silent Spy
"I don't think I have the a** for twerking," he commented, lifting a haunch obligingly so that he could observe his behind, or lack thereof. He even gave it a half-hearted wiggle, not that it produced much of a result. "But yeah. If I ever got into stripping, definitely buy stock in the socks market. Possibly in the booty pop market also. Possibly also don't buy stock in the stripping market. If that exists. Hey--" god, could he never keep a thought in his head for longer than thirty seconds? "--I think I'm supposed to be accruing, like. Experience. And contacts. Did Rain Man say you're supposed to be teaching me s**t or just commenting on my a**? He made me do a run-around thing." And at that his enthusiasm faded somewhat, replaced by a look of distinct unhappiness.