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 Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:04 pm
my funniest one is an inside joke between a friend and me in a Kuro Gang guild.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:07 pm
Damn sixii is the best at these. rofl heart
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:33 pm
Piter DeVries sixii Dear Piter DeVries, I cannot describe the throbbing sensation sensation that overcomes my d**k when you are near, my sexy darling. I feel as though a thousand vibrating dildos are dancing through my a**, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my feverish balls. Could it be love, or is it merely my psychotic horniness getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine! With all my bodily fluids, sixii pls six. stahp.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:59 pm
Ehjra Dear OmgRee, You're my HONK match, and there's no one like you in the entire HONK. The fire I see in your HONK burns like the brilliant sun, and without you my HONK is entirely HONK. Your love is the HONK that keeps me grounded. My oxygen may as well be your HONK musk, for I need it to HONK. Yours for HONK, Ehjra
I love it when you talk dirtyhomestuck to me.
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:06 am
Quote: Straight with Strings, You know how the song goes: "jake is a butt men say only jake is a butt rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your jake is a butt embrace. Now I know how jake is a butt felt when the jake is a butt first parted to reveal jake is a butt silhouetted against a jake is a butt sky. It was jake is a butt at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, jake is a butt jake is a butt until you get here. Yours truly, Demixie <3 <3 <3
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:09 am
these are also good: OmgRee Dear Straight with Strings, There is a hole in my heart when you're not around. I've tried filling it with meaningless fanfics. I took a class on twerking to try and get my mind off it. I've eaten 1000 whole vajays to try and comfort myself. I even took a trip to try and get away. The airline lost my potatoes, but I did end up bringing back a tapir. What I'm saying is, nothing can ever replace the way you make me twerk. happily yours, OmgRee | CriimSiin | Dear Straight with Strings, Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my husky love. You're like a wounded snake, licking to escape from a hunter's woman. Let me take you away from all your red suffering, to a place filled with days and sexy hours. I bang for you tragically, l CriimSiin l my favorite tho Ehjra Straight with Strings, You know how the song goes: "BOOBIES men say only BOOBIES rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your BOOBIES embrace. Now I know how BOOBIES felt when the BOOBIES first parted to reveal BOOBIES silhouetted against a BOOBIES sky. It was BOOBIES at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, BOOBIES BOOBIES until you get here. Yours truly, Ehjra <3
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:11 pm
Quote: Dear OmgRee, Please, my beloved, come with me on a adorable journey to the deepest elf of my kidney. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Durem and dance with me across the undulating can? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and compose like bathing fungi? Yours truly, Anonymous Ehjra Dearest OmgRee, I cannot begin to describe how fiercely my a** burns for you. As I write this, I'm bursting in my pants, unable to contain my never ending desire. Please, accept my mouth's embrace and know that you're truly the beauty of my eye. I yearn for you ferociously, Ehjra Ehjra Dear OmgRee, Please, my beloved, come with me on a magical journey to the deepest couch of my basement. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Durem and dance with me across the undulating frog tongue? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and makeout like flushed matesprits? Yours truly, Ehjra
uguguguugugugugugu this is perfect!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:43 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You thought I'd leave,
Guess the joke's on you.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:47 am
Ree you're my muse. emotion_kirakira
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:48 am
The Kaper Roses are red, Violets are blue. You thought I'd leave, Guess the joke's on you.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:55 pm
Ehjra Ree you're my muse. emotion_kirakira
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:07 pm
OmgRee Ehjra Ree you're my muse. emotion_kirakira
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:53 am
Ehjra Dear Inyl Chilar, I cannot describe the purring sensation that overcomes my tail when you are near, my cat-like darling. I feel as though a thousand cats are dancing through my heart, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my purr-gland. Could it be love, or is it merely my dogliness getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine! With all my kittens, Ehjra Simply Grim Dear Inyl Chilar, Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my red love. You're like a wounded crocodile, licking to escape from a hunter's man. Let me take you away from all your handsome suffering, to a place filled with trees and unpleasant scissors. I laugh for you tragically, Simply Grim
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:03 pm
I got one from Oni~ emotion_kirakira Oni Omoni Dear Inyl Chilar, I tried to think of a way to describe how I work you, and my brain kept coming back to the box. You see, it pushes out of the tornado to grow and love in an environment full of danger, eventually choking and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a adequate video game. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody! Forever delight, Oni Omoni
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