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 Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:41 pm
Madeline grinned like the deviously perverted mastermind she was from her slouching, sexy position draped all over the couch. It was only made ten times worse by the fact that she was now a bishounen, and she looked even more devious than she ever could hope to as... well, her normal self.
"Oh! A beach date. Wear a bikini. I've got board shorts too if you want to forgo any thought of hiding that beautifully chiseled chest." Madeline teased shamelessly. "And its not a travesty! You could give boners with that voice alone, you sexy beast. Don't dis your temporary gifts." She waved a hand at Ami with a grin.
"I wonder how fast we could pick up guys in clubs like this. Damn that would be so fun - too bad we can't test drive that theory or you'd be in leather pants by now and I'd be taking you out on the town."
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:06 pm
Ami just stared at Madeline. "Madeline. I am not going on a date looking like a man. I'm not giving Lex 'boners' with my man voice." Of course, she never declared whether or not she wanted to give Lex boners.
She brushed her hand, trying not to dwell on that. There were more important matters. "Oh my god could you focus for a SINGLE moment?! Madeline I don't WANT to be a man, I don't want to go to clubs- I don't want any of this!" She let out a frustrated groan and put a hand to her temple. "I texted you because I needed your help and you're. Not. Helping."
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:20 pm
"You are no fun at all." Madeline tilted her head at Ami, grinning. "Come on, Ami, with all of the ******** up things that happens here, I'm pretty goddamned sure that this is temporary. Whatever this is. And if it isn't, get a sex change, or start swinging for the other team, or the same team - or, whatever."
In one smooth gesture, Madeline sat up, her dark curls bouncing to frame her super bishounen face. "I am focusing - I'm just trying to make a bad thing into a good thing - or whatever that saying is." She patted Ami's super bishounen head. Even her hair was nice and lovely. "What can I do to help? I'm a pre-med student, not a magical lamp genie that can change you back into a woman or give you fake boobs. I'll do what I can - but what I can't do is change us back into women."
She grinned apologetically. "Sorry - I guess matters of the heart are best dealt with when you're in the right body, huh."
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:37 pm
Ami's forehead went to rest on one of Madeline's ridiculously toned pecs. A blustery sigh blew across Madeline's chest as Ami let all her frustrations blow over. "I'm freaking out and taking it out on you, I thought you'd be smart enough to figure that out."
She smiled a little. "God why do you have such a stupidly good looking body." It was a mumble, but she'd definitely said it.
In a more quiet, serious voice, she said, "I just ... want him to like me, Madeline."
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:31 am
Madeline giggled, resting her chin on the top of Ami's super bishounen head. They might have even produced some extra sparkles with how kawaii as ******** they were being. But back to the point at hand.
"I am smart enough when it comes to limbs and medieval forms of torture and how to kill a man with a thumbtack and a rubberband." She announced breezily. "Humans are bit weirder for me, pardon my ineptitude."
She gave Ami's back a pat, drawing a lazy smiley face with her fingers. "Because I am a stupidly good looking girl too." She grinned. "I'm an A+, 10/10, would bang sort of gal-guy thing after all."
Humming deep in her throat - it sounded so strange coming from her now boy turned body - she ruffled Ami's hair. "He will." She said soothingly. "He'd be a fool not to - you're a catch and everyone who's too stupid to figure that out is too stupid to be worth your time."
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:36 am
"You sound like you read that off the back cover of a Jennifer Aniston rom com," Ami moped. Oddly, the manly hands stroking her hair felt incredibly comforting. So there were some benefits to manly traits.
She sighed and said, "Lex is straight, Madeline. I don't even have a chance as a man." In a quiet voice she admitted, "That's why I'm freaking out."
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:54 pm
"I probably did," Madeline mused blandly, "I don't really go for the cute, romcom-y declarations of friendship confidence boosters." She twisted her mouth. "Ew I really cant believe I said that - dont ever make me do confidence boosters again, I sound like a total t**t."
Rolling her eyes, Madeline leaned back. "You'll change back, I'm sure of it." She shrugged a shoulder. "Let's just hope its sooner rather than later. As hot as you are, I kind of miss your boobs, and I bet Lex does too."
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:08 pm
"On second thought, if you're going to perversely exam my chest, I don't want them back at all," she declared, tiny smirk on her face. Ami detached from the hug, feeling awkward about it. Awkward about the fact that she kind of liked it.
She frowned, crossing her now-thick manly man arms. "Madeline listen to me," she said, somewhat seriously. "You are not to tell anyone about my ... dilemma."
A glare. "Or of my affectations."
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:35 pm
Madeline rumbled, laughing. "I like your chest though." She protested childishly, wrapping her long legs and arms around Ami in an odd, all encompassing sort of embrace. As a man, she was even taller than before.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," She muttered in return when Ami talked to her semi-seriously about not telling anyone. "What if its a matter of life and death? Can I at least take a picture? Naked Man Ami Day is what I will call it one day in the far far future."
She yawned. "Your secrets are safe with me. Also - " She rested her chin in Ami's head, and alongside that, all of her weight. "Has anyone told you you make a good pillow?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:00 pm
While Madeline was busy being affectionate and loving, Ami froze, annoyed look on her face. She couldn't- she wouldn't reciprocate any of it, but instead just sat there being grumpy and morose.
"No. No pictures." She groaned as Madeline complimented her traits as a pillow and shoved the girl-boy off. "Ooookay, you've overstayed your welcome. It's time to go. Get out of my house."
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:06 pm
"You cant make meeee." Madeline whined, flopping back over onto Ami even after she'd been shoved off. "Come on, you're going to be lonely as a man forever since I'm the only one who knows and we don't know when you're changing back. I can teach you to tango or play chess or speak spanish or be sexy. Er. Sexier."
Well done, Mads. Well done.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:16 pm
"I don't dance, chess is easy, I have no use for Spanish and I am well versed in that area of expertise thank you very much," Ami said quickly, ticking through the list.
"Now get. Out."
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:22 pm
"Okay, okay, you win this time." Madeline rolled off of the couch theatrically and landed face down on the floor with a muffled grunt.
Raising herself up, she grinned at Ami cheekily. "But first, a goodnight kiss!" And before Ami had a chance to retaliate, she leaned in and kissed the tip of the bishounen-girls nose.
She was out the door before Ami had a chance to personally eviscerate her, or worse.
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