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 Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:01 pm
"Floppy junk vs bleeding monthly. should we compare the topics?" Leon asked the skyward staring melvin and bumping shoulders with the longer haired person.
"Now everyone gets abs, all my hard work feels like nothing now." he sulked, poking at the bumpy areas under his shirt.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:06 pm
[ entering ]
Shirts were for women and, as Ofelia had found out wondrously as got out of the shower, she was no woman. Her breasts had vanished, her backache was amazingly absent, and she had grown a bitchin' set of mutton chops that would make angels cry at the mere sight of them.
Yes. Mutton chops.
There was no shirt to be had on, just khaki cargo shorts (that touched her knees!) and the same flip flops. The scar that decorated her torso looked so much more amazing than before, not to mention her split ends were gone, and whenever Ofelia winked at herself - no, himself - in the mirror she could have sworn her eye let out a sparkle.
This was the most amazing thing ever, she never wanted to wake up for at least six more hours.
Then the text came and Ofelia was at the competition before she even knew what was going on. Amazing that she was going to compete in something that involved water when she still didn't know how to swim, but at least her hair looked amazing. And she could probably crack eggs on her stomach if she wanted to, with those rock hard abs.
Ofelia would later find herself in the kitchen cracking eggs on her abs. It was just meant to be.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:09 pm
Quivering with rage, Kat held her phone in a tight grip, glaring down at the phone as if expecting it explode if she stared long enough. ******** Mark! Of course he would have something to do with this! If this was all for a bloody movie, she was going to string him up by his toes and feed him to the sharks.
Snapping the phone shut with force, enough so that she was surprised it didn't crack, the sun hunter grabbed her hoodie and stormed her way to the meeting area for this.. 'so called movie'.
Forget the vacation and the computer! Who gave a toss about that crap!? She wanted her ******** gender back!
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:14 pm
Rep had always wanted flowing locks, a perfect nose, trim muscles and lean sexiness. Now he had it. He wondered if this was how Caelius felt every day. He wasn't sure where his kilt had come from either, but he frankly wasn't asking.
The saddest loss was his body hair. The greatest victory was that the ******** freckles were gone.
He all but strutted out to see about these fancypants computers.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:15 pm
Lex huffed at Solia's retort, nearly tempted to smack her rump for accusing him of that. Sorry, Solia, but he didn't fantasize about lesbian make outs, he wasn't a horny 15 year old anymore. "You know I don't do that kinda thing Solia." He grunted, sticking his tongue out at the girl (boy).
God, this was just going to be so awkward.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:16 pm
 Melvin managed to steel himself before he looked down, wincing at the sheer amount of model-level gorgeous was around him. These were the types of guys even his very straight friends would admit having guy-crushes on. Everyone was A Level that it was strange to be mixed up with this level of company. It was like walking into a Play Girl shoot and feeling a bit out of place even know he was sporting a more defined figure as well.
"If Life had the ability to change everyone's gender and make them look like this, there would be a lot more women around in bikinis." He admitted, knowing the dedicated techs in his department who were probably looking up ways to do just that. For all he knew, it could be those guys and they just got the gender part wrong during an experiment, but he wasn't about to point the blame at his department.
"I imagine it will wear off." He said, touching his abs when Leon mentioned his own. "Then you can go back to actually being the few people with a 6 pack, Leon."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:17 pm
There were so many words in those texts. So many freaking words. They were small and all smushed together in sentences and my god what happened to the days when he'd get a text that said "Portal Room. 3 O'Clock." He missed those days. He arrived in a rush, having absolutely no idea what the text said, and saw a whole bunch of pretty boys. He was no exception. "Sup, nerds-JESUS ******** REP'S A VAMPIRE."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:28 pm
Okay, it was too much.
Sydney looked down her shirt. "I..." have bigger boobs as a man, she thought with an inner sob.
OTL.
"See," she finished belatedly.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:35 pm
"Shhhh we can all dream." She pat Lex's cheek before looking around. Wait. "Oh my god." Solia?"OH MY GOD." Solia???"OH. MY. GOD." SOLIA????Israfel was forgotten as Solia stared at two men that she was stuck with so many feelings over. Grabbing Lex's arm, Solia's male body was doing the same thing her female one did. Shake violently with pure excitement. Pulling his arm, The death dragged life to the other life hunters. "Are you ready?" She asked excitedly. Brown eyes wide he started to sing. "Saa let's song! Yume wo utaou, sora ni utaou, hajikeru monogatari ni shichaimashou~~~" She might have started to kirakira.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:38 pm
"I'm no a ******** vampire" he snapped trying to look gruff and irritable but simply ending up looking a bit tsundere instead. "I just look like one I guess."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:42 pm
"Well, if there is any department working on such a thing, it would be the others in life." leon went to reason to melvin. With all these people around, it was quickly turning into a sausage party, a party with fake abs. The sour look on his face never changed, no matter how pretty he looked, The effect did lessen when he tried to brush his hair and a brilliant waterfall of sparkled came from the simple movement. "Hopefully this effect does not last long, Lex over there seemed to be breaking in half already."
It took a moment, but it finally dawned on him. "Hey if this is for a movie, won't they need a co starring actress for this? Is it going to be another male as a potential co star?" he really hoped there wasn't a romantic scene.
it was time for more friendly teasing when the brunette flicked one painfully large glittery hair star at Rep. "so who are you going to bite, daywalker?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:43 pm
Melvin just stared at her in the same fashion someone might look at a person who started to speak backwards and spit out pea soup. "Ready? I have no idea what you are talking abou- why are you singing?" He had no idea why this guy thought he was ready to sing some Japanese song. "Did you eat something off the buffet table that the Lifer touched?" Seeing as they were assembled here, he wouldn't put it past that this was all one big experiment.
He looked to everyone around him as if they could explain why he was being sang at, before he noticed Rep and looked away.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:48 pm
"Meeeelvvviiinnn. Isn' this jus' awesome?" Ofelia had found Melvin, or someone she thought was Melvin. Men totally didn't have respect for space and Ofelia was a man.
So Melvin got a slap on the back in greeting, screw him talking to other people at the moment.
Also Ofelia's accent sounded more amazing in a husky tenor. Oh yes, she was loving this.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:53 pm
When Ofelia slapped Melvin, a small crab fell from his golden hair and on the ground before him. It did not look very pleased.
Melvin just stared at it a moment as it seemed to glare back at everyone.
When his brain clicked, he just gave a nervous laugh. "Wow. These seagulls are dropping some crazy things." He turned to whoever smacked him ready to strangle them when he saw the dude-ized version of Ofelia. "Ofelia?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:59 pm
Melvin's head and hair made food.
They made food.
Food.
Poor Melvin might have had Ofelia staring at him with such amazing interest now it could be considered illegal in most states, considering the face on that crab. It looked like the crab really wanted to get onto something, or someone. Amazing.
"Ehhh? Yewah, 'm Ofelia." The way she looked at him almost made it seem like she couldn't understand why he didn't know who she was. The scars were the same, the accent was the same, she was just amazingly dude and had a sexy tenor. "Sup? Nice crab."
COME ON MELVIN, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
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