Maple Taffy's page, yo! What a super radical thing, man! Glad you could make it. So this is Maple Taffy, alright.
Maple Taffy is a totally
bodacious dude. Sure, he looks a bit royal and reserved in his blue cape there, thanks to having estranged wealthy parents, but he prefers EXTREME living. This often involves doing EXTREME versions of mundane activities and conversing in slang from the late 80s that nobody uses anymore. His parents are a
very lonely flutter pony and
a gallon of Ben and Jerry's. Alright, not really. But we don't know who his parents are.
The Pros to Being Maple TaffyReally handsome, dude. Maple Taffy is a typical, elegant-looking flutter Phony. Despite his delicate appearance, he's into a variety of RADICAL activities, which give him STRENGTH and POWER. It's a perfect balance, dude!
Friends til' the end, dude. If you're currently one of Maple Taffy's friends, it's pretty difficult to get him to suddenly dislike you. He's surprisingly loyal, and is rarely phased by arguments or insults.
The Cons to Being Maple TaffyNot the brightest crayon in the box, dude. Maple Taffy tends to be incredibly dull when it comes to picking up on social cues. He lets most things slide off his back without holding any grudges, but at the same time he is completely incapable of telling when he's grating on others' nerves.
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